Slap on the limp wrist
Mayor Annise Parker tackles hipstrict house party
Professional party pooper (and Houston head honcho) Annise Parker exercised her authority on the evening of July 4, shutting down a house party in her Montrose neighborhood.
Following the incident, she tweeted, "I just personally (& rudely) shut down a loud neighborhood party- 11:45 pm! Were they surprised to see me. Security will not be happy. -a"
Perhaps the mayor was all tuckered out after attending a Kingwood parade earlier that day — a drama-riddled event, according to her penultimate tweet, "My mounted patrol horse bolted! I finally got her stopped but it gave my security a turn!-a."
Is Parker a walking wet blanket, or just a professional trying to get her beauty sleep? Perhaps she was sore from mounting that horse? Stay tuned to find out — CultureMap is awaiting a further explanation from the Mayor herself.

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