One Weird Crook
Bizarre Pee Burglar torments Kingswood: Mustang woman opens others' mail, relieves herself
Kingwood residents are taking extra precautions after a brazen burglar weaseled her way into a gated community to steal mail, try on a pair of shoes . . . and pee on someone's back patio.
Yes, that pee part is correct.
The bizarre scene was caught on camera and later posted to YouTube by victim Jason Jodway, who also takes the time to add some running commentary.
In the first of two videos, each of which has gone viral, the suspect is seen pulling up to a postbox in a late-model yellow Mustang convertible. After grabbing some mail, she decides to put the top up on the car.
"She didn't even check to see if we were home or not," says the victim.
"She walks to the porch and starts opening our boxes," Jodway says in the video. "She didn't even check to see if we were home or not."
Taking a seat on some inviting outdoor furniture near the front door, the woman rips open a package from Nordstrom and tries on the shoes inside. Sadly, they don't fit. But while most burglars would simply toss the unwanted loot aside, the suspect politely places the shoes back in the original box.
The mystery lady then drives to a neighboring house where a second video captures her relieving herself next to a decorative fountain before attempting to open a locked door.
Jodway says in the YouTube description that the Harris County Sheriff's Office was unable to find a match for Mustang's license plate number, which was caught on the surveillance video. The pee burglar remains at large.
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