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    Fake No Parking Signs

    Fake no parking signs crop up all over Houston: Illegal signs prove to be an effective scare tactic

    Tyler Rudick
    Apr 30, 2013 | 12:36 pm

    After recent reports on the growing problem of fake "no parking" signs, the City of Houston is hoping to set the record straight about legitimate street parking.

    We all know that a battered lawn chair along the curb isn't a legally-binding traffic deterrent. And that re-purposed election sign threatening to tow your car? At best, it can only scare away potential on-street parkers.

    But store-brought signs at any Lowe's or Home Depot are looking pretty convincing these days . . . and they're being put to use all over town. As such, CultureMap reached out to Alvin Wright with the Public Works & Engineering Department to clear the air.

    "You can only post a sign when it's on your own private property."

    "People may put up these parking signs with the best intentions, but they need to know it's not legal," he says. "Taxpayers put out the money to make sure these public spaces are free for everyone to use. The rule is pretty simple — you can only post a sign when it's on your own private property."

    While the public works department won't issue fines, he said the Houston Police Department can dole out tickets for upwards of $200 for to any rogue sign makers tampering with public street parking.

    Here are a few guidelines to keep in mind when you're looking to park along the street:

    Metal (or sometimes cardboard)

    Unless it's a temporary measure for a parade or street festival, the city sticks with good ol' fashioned aluminum for all its signage. When you see official City of Houston "no parking" signs made of cardboard, you'll typically find them strung to another piece of city property, like a parking meter or lamp post.

    No utility poles

    While telephone poles may be the domain of lost kitty posters and ads for indie bands, they're not used for traffic signs. Though on public land, wooden utility poles are not city property.

    Find the sticker

    Every official City of Houston sign will feature a three-inch square sticker covered in barcodes and warning against tampering with traffic control devices — a sure indicator that you're on public ground.

    When in doubt, keep driving

    Houston attorney and parking expert Rich Robbins warns of the legal strength of towing services on private property. His suggestion? If you're unsure whether a parking space is on city land, keep circling the block.

    While these $5 signs from Lowe's and Home Depot look official, they hold no authority on public city streets.

    fake no parking sign, tow sign, April 2013
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    While these $5 signs from Lowe's and Home Depot look official, they hold no authority on public city streets.
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    Trader Joe's sets Cypress opening date, confirms Bellaire plans

    Jef Rouner
    Dec 19, 2025 | 9:15 am
    Front of the Trader Joe's in Cypress.
    Photo courtesy of Towne Lake by Caldwell Communities Facebook page
    Trader Joe's is expanding, and shoppers couldn't be happier.

    Two new Houston-area communities announced that they would be opening Trader Joe's locations, bringing the total number of stores in the city to nine.

    On Thursday, December 18, the Towne Lake by Caldwell Communities Facebook page posted that the new Trader Joe's at 9715 Towne Lake Parkway would open at 8 am on Friday, December 19. Unsold but still-good products left over at the ribbon cutting ceremony will be donated to local nonprofits.

    "Not only does Trader Joe's have great prices on food, drinks, and treats, but as a hobby florist I always find the best selections for my floral arrangements," Copperfield resident Kelsey Zuchlewski tells CultureMap. "Now, with the convenience of having a location right here in our neighborhood, I'm in heaven."

    Confirmation of the Cypress opening followed an announcement on the City of Bellaire's Facebook page that a Trader Joe's would take over the former Randall's at 5130 Bellaire Blvd. The post did not specify when construction will begin or when the location will open.

    "This highly anticipated addition to our community will bring a unique grocery shopping experience and further enhance the vibrant retail landscape of Bellaire," the post said. "We look forward to welcoming Trader Joe’s and will share updates as the project progresses."

    The California-based chain of stores entered Houston in 2012, first in the Woodlands and then, more famously, at the old Alabama Theater space on Shepherd, where it has become a beloved local institution. Since then, the chain has expanded throughout Houston, including a Kingwood location that opened earlier this month.

    Over the year, Trader Joe's has built a loyal following that rivals even H-E-B. Staff at the stores (wearing Hawaiian shirts) are trained to be extremely friendly and helpful, as well as being encouraged to purchase ownership in the company. The selection is smaller and more curated than other larger grocery stores, leading to a boutique experience that many consider to be surprisingly affordable. At least one viral TikToker claims that Trader Joe's beats H-E-B's price, although the latter undoubtedly has a larger selection of goods.

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