Name: Tiffany, as in the '80s pop star Tiffany ("I Think We're Alone Now"), comedienne Tiffany Haddish, the president's daughter Tiffany Trump, the pricey jewelry store Tiffany & Co., and 1,000 adult dancers across the U.S.
Birthdate: March 3, 2016. I'm only 3 years old, which is like a puppy for us small figured gals. I've got a long, long life ahead of me before I consider a reverse mortgage.
Ethnicity: I'm a short-coat Chihuahua and Yorkie mix. I weigh a skinny-Minnie 4.5 pounds. Here's my deal, my former owner moved out of town and couldn't take me. He gave me some lame excuse, but I didn't even listen, didn't matter, right? I'm good with kids and other animals. You can even carry me around in a purse or a backpack (just as long as it's a nice purse or backpack).
Mostly I'm a cuddler, and if you don't mind, I like to zonk out on the couch while we're watching TV. I'm spayed, housebroken, healthy as a horse, gentle, and a ton of fun ... minus 1,995.5 pounds.
Come and get me: I'm available for adoption at 11 am Friday, March 8 at Citizens for Animal Protection (17555 Katy Fwy.; 281-497-0591). Tell them, "Ken sent me."
Dog lover? Ken Hoffman introduces you to an adorable pup available for adoption in Houston every Thursday.