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Mondo Cinema

Dangerous women: Steamy Gilda launches Film Noir series with a twist

Joe Leydon
Aug 2, 2013 | 8:52 am

The funny thing about film noir is, if you asked 10 different cinema scholars to define the term – you’d likely get 10 different definitions of film noir. No kidding: Even writer-director Paul Schrader, one of the most knowledgeable of noir scholars, has acknowledged just how difficult it is to pin down the particulars.

"Almost every critic has his own definition of film noir,” Schrader wrote in a seminal 1971 essay, “and a personal list of film titles and dates to back it up."

The four titles included in Femme Fatales: The Women of Film Noir– the retrospective series that kicks off Friday and Sunday at the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston – indicate the diversity and disparity of elements to be found in movies that most critics and academics consider to be “true” noir.

Ironically, the people who made defining classics of film noir didn’t fully realize what they were doing until French critics told them so long after the fact.

But be forewarned: You’ll note I wrote “most critics and academics,” not all. There doubtless are noir purists who would insist that Gilda(screening at 7 p.m. Friday, 5 p.m. Sunday) actually is what film historian Jon Tuska defines as a film gris — basically, a film noir “spoiled” by a happy ending.

(Of course, there are purists of a different sort who would just as vehemently insist that the MFAH series should be titled Femmes Fatale, not Femme Fatales. But as Sir Basil Exposition would advise: I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself.)

For the benefit of those who tuned in late: Film noir (literally, “dark film”) is a term used to describe a distinctive type of thriller — loosely defined, but instantly recognizable — that reached its peak of popularity in the decade following World War II, when hundreds of Hollywood features combined crime melodrama, abnormal psychology, sexual insecurity, Cold War paranoia and bizarrely lit, nightmarish camerawork to varying degrees.

Heavily influenced by German Expressionism, and frequently directed or photographed by European émigrés who fled the Nazi juggernaut, films noir (OK with that, purists?) are notorious for tell-tale visual hallmarks — stark black-and-white imagery, crowded compositions within frames, rain-washed streets, lazily spinning overhead fans, slats of light spilling through Venetian blinds into smoke-filled rooms — that continue to be evoked in everything from made-for-video B-movies to ultra-stylish TV spots for expensive toiletries.

But the darkness in a true noir isn’t so much a visual scheme as a state of mind, one best summed up by the hapless of protagonist of an indisputably noir film, Edgar G. Ulmer’s Detour (1945): “Fate, or some mysterious force, can put the finger on you or me for no good reason at all.”

Hollywood heyday

Ironically, the people who made defining classics of film noir didn’t fully realize what they were doing until French critics told them so long after the fact. During the Hollywood heyday of noir — the 1940s and ‘50s, when tarnished heroes and femmes fatale sauntered through the shadows of bleak urban landscapes — filmmakers such as Robert Aldrich (whose Kiss Me Deadly will be shown Aug. 23 and 25 at MFAH), Jean Negulesco (Road House, Aug. 16 and 18 at MFAH) and George Marshall (The Blue Dahlia, Aug. 10 and 11 at MFAH) didn't know they were creating and sustaining a unique movie genre. Nor did they think of their moody movies as anything other than conventional (albeit stylish) thrillers.

And if you’d been hanging around a studio commissary back then, you certainly wouldn’t have heard one director tell another: "Yeah, I'm wrapping up that Western with Cooper, then I'm doing this film noir with Bogart.”

It wasn't until French critics much later coined the term film noir that audiences became fully aware of the qualities that distinguish a film as really, truly and deeply noir. As Ephraim Katz notes in The Film Encyclopedia, film noir “characteristically abounds with night scenes, both interior and exterior, with sets that suggest dingy realism, and with lighting that emphasizes deep shadows and accents the mood of fatalism. The dark tones and the tense nervousness are further enhanced by the oblique choreography of the action and the doom-laden compositions and camera angles.”

Heroes as well as villains in film noir are “cynical, disillusioned and often insecure loners, inextricably bound to the past and unsure and apathetic about the future.”

Va-va-va voom

The latter description certainly fits Johnny Farrell, the scruffy expat gambler played by Glenn Ford, during the opening scenes of Gilda. When we first meet Johnny, he’s slumming on the mean streets of mid-’40s Buenos Aires, cheating at illegal dice games – and not doing such a great job of disguising his chicanery. Indeed, Johnny is on the verge of being beaten by a sharper-than-expected sore loser when spiffy-dressing casino owner Balin Mundson (George Macready) passes by. Sporting an air of bemused authority, and wielding a blade-tipped cane that is equal parts phallic symbol and running joke, Mundson quickly dispatches the troublesome ruffian – and winds up offering Johnny a job as his personal assistant.

Cut to Gilda, clad in a slinky dressing gown, flipping her hair and flashing an impudent smile as her face rises into the frame. Her coyly quizzical reply: “Me?”

We learn just how personal this assistance will be when Mundson introduces Johnny to his hot young wife, Gilda (Rita Hayworth at her most va-va-voom voluptuous), whose brazen naughtiness is evident from the moment she first appears on screen. Before entering the master bedroom with Johnny in tow, Mundson calls out: “Are you decent?”

Cut to Gilda, clad in a slinky dressing gown, flipping her hair and flashing an impudent smile as her face rises into the frame. Her coyly quizzical reply: “Me?”

But that smile fades fast from Gilda’s face when she sees Johnny, who in turn appears every bit as unpleasantly surprised.

Right away, it’s obvious – if not to Mundson, then to any reasonably sentient person watching the film – that these two crazy kids were something of an item not so terribly long ago. And while we never learn all the messy details about their break-up, there’s no doubt that the affair ended badly. Which, of course, makes it more than a little awkward for both of them when Mundson – who’s either spectacularly clueless, or sadistically control-freakish, or both – gives Johnny the task of “keeping an eye” on his hot-to-trot spouse while he tends to business concerns.

Nothing good comes of this.

Psychosexual tension

Gilda – smoothly directed by Charles Vidor (who previously worked with Hayworth on Cover Girl, and later re-teamed with her and Ford on The Loves of Carmen) and photographed by Rudolph Mate (who went on to direct the classic film noir D.O.A.) – has something to do with Mundson’s efforts to maintain an illegal monopoly on tungsten, and something else to do with German investors who are unhappy about their dealings with the casino owner. But the primary focus of the film is the perversely psychosexual tension between Johnny and Gilda, who do their damnedest to convince themselves, and each other, that they hate each other’s guts, even as they generate enough erotic tension to generate electricity for thriving suburb.

At one point, Johnny – serving as the movie’s narrator, a role often filled by film noir protagonists – bitterly proclaims: “I hated her so, I couldn’t get her out of my mind for a minute.” At another point, Gilda snaps: “I hate you so much that I would even destroy myself to take you down with me. I hate you so much, I think I’m going to die from it.”

Yeah, sure.

Like many other noir melodramas, Gilda manages a shrewd end-run around restrictions dictated by the Production Code through scenes that are cleverly implicit rather than graphically explicit – thereby making the illicit behavior of key characters seem all the more depraved.

Time and again, Gilda sexually taunts Johnny by, ahem, flirting with total strangers whenever Mundson’s not around. Johnny: “Doesn’t it bother you at all that you’re married?” Gilda: “What I want to know is – does it bother you?”

(Even Mundson can’t help eventually noticing that there’s something going on between his attractive wife and his trusted employee. When he sees the audacious outfit she plans to wear for a carnival celebration, he inquires, only half-jokingly: “I see you’re going to carry a whip. Have you warned Johnny, so he could also arm himself?”)

It all leads up to the movie’s most famous scene, when Gilda – more determined than ever to humiliate Johnny – does a steamy on-stage song-and-dance rendition of “Put the Blame on Mame” while hormonally inflamed male members of her audience hoot and holler their full-throated approval. Johnny, not surprisingly, gives her performance a thumbs-down review.

As I said: Gilda has what might be considered – by noir standards, at least – a happy ending. But only if you don’t think too much about it. Because, really, it’s difficult to believe there’s too much happily-ever-aftering in store for this damned duo.

To put it another way: Can you really imagine a lifetime of domestic bliss for the characters played by Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman in Notorious(a movie released, not incidentally, the same year as this one) after the closing credits?

If not – well, then maybe then you’ll agree with me that Gilda is genuine, 24-karat noir, in all the ways that matter most.

Time and again, Gilda sexually taunts Johnny (Glenn Ford) by, ahem, flirting with total strangers.

Rita Hayworth in Gilda
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Time and again, Gilda sexually taunts Johnny (Glenn Ford) by, ahem, flirting with total strangers.
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These are the best Halloween happenings to scare up serious fun in Houston

Craig D. Lindsey
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Decked-out dogs show off at the Howl-O-Ween Dog Parade.

This year, Halloween in Houston comes as our beloved Astros kick off their World Series championship quest. Fans of All Hallow's Eve, meanwhile, can enjoy four days of spooky fun, including city and community events, costumed fun in parks, and even bar affairs and mystery-themed dinners.

With that in mind, we've rounded up your best bets to scare up some fun this season.

Friday, October 28

Color Factory's cleverly titled Haunted Hues boasts interactive installations and immersive rooms with ghoulishly good goodies, Instagram-worthy photo opportunities, pumpkin decorating, and a refreshing partnership with JuiceLand. Bring your boo, the little ones, or the whole family for vivid Halloween fun through November 1. 10 am.

Join Rice Village District for a Halloween block party. Stop by and check out our maze, live music, tailgate games, and complimentary refreshments. Kids can celebrate by wearing their costumes and trick-or-treating. 5:30 pm.

Discovery Green will be getting into the scary swing of things with “Scream on the Green.” Houston’s citywide Halloween celebration returns with a costume contest, music, and a screening of Monster House. 6 pm.

The San Jacinto Battleground has been a final resting place for Texans for at least 200 years. On Friday and Saturday, a special candlelight tour of two of its cemeteries will be held to illuminate the real stories of the men and women who lived, fought and died here. 6:15 pm.

Houston SPCA’s annual Howl-O-Ween Ball will feature costumes, entertainment, auction experiences, cocktail hour, and a seated dinner by City Kitchen. The covered equine arena will be transformed into a grand ballroom with ghoulishly delightful décor. 6:30 pm.

Saturday, October 29

Lagoonfest Texas will have a Halloween Trunk or Treat in the parking lot. Children of all ages are invited to go car-to-car for candy, play in a bounce house and compete in costume contests for prizes. 10 am.

Over at Woodlands Children’s Houston, the annual SpookTacular Halloween Monster Mash Party will be filled with children’s carnival-type games, magic shows, live music with children’s musician Mr. Will, science monster slime, and face painting. 10 am.

M-K-T will get creepy and outdoorsy with its Hike, Bike & Fright Fest. It will feature a Trick or Treat Trail, a Shop Local Market, and live performances. 4 pm.

At the Houston Arboretum’s Sip & Stroll, guests can walk along the Arboretum’s dimly lit trails, where they may encounter creatures of the night. The final destination will incorporate music and mingling with light bites and beverages, including wine and Saint Arnold beer. 7 pm.

Sunday, October 30

At Cole’s Flea Market’s Trick-or-Treat event, kids are encouraged to dress up in Halloween costumes for trick-or-treating through the market. Families also can enjoy face painting, a balloon artist, free candy, and pumpkin bucket raffles. 9 am.

Urban South HTX will host its first Halloween market. Bring the entire family out for a fun-filled day, including a bounce house, pumpkin carving, a costume contest, raffle prizes, a cookie-decorating class, market vendors, candy, and more. 1 pm.

Discovery Green’s fifth annual Dia de Los Muertes festival will feature the movie Coco, followed by live performances and music. Visitors are invited to place images or recuerdos of their loved ones on the community altar. Families will enjoy hands-on art activities, artist demos, and vendors. 3 pm.

Levy Park will present the fifth annual Howl-o-ween Dog Parade and Costume Contest. Later in the evening, there will also be a Family Movie Night screening of Hocus Pocus. 4 pm.

Monday, October 31

Bungalow Heights will have an All Hallows’ Eve murder-mystery dinner. Tickets are $100 and must be purchased in advance. It will include dinner, a multi-course dinner, a specialty cocktail, and a tip for the server. 6 pm.

Friends of River Oaks Theatre will hold an outdoor screening of Nosferatu, with live musical score accompaniment. There will also be a a blood drive, vampire costume contest, and short films by local filmmakers. 7:30 pm.

Numbers Nightclub will continue its Halloween tradition with a costume contest where people can win $1000 in cash and prizes. DJ Wes Wallace will provide the music, and drink specials will be available until 9 pm. 8 pm.

Over at Emmit’s Place, James Wilhite will host the Spooky Halloween Monday Night Jam. Come out and enjoy the music. All musicians are welcome, and there’s no cover. There’s usually something to munch on, and tons of great drink specials too. 8:30 pm.

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The traveling Houston Astros fan's guide to where to eat, drink, and stay in Philadelphia

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Oct 27, 2022 | 4:29 pm
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A view of City Hall from Philly's Broad Street.

Editor's note: Author/writer/Southern Smoke content manager Tim Malcolm knows his food (he's the former dining editor at Houstonia), sports, and travel. So much so, he literally wrote the book on it: Baseball Road Trips (First Edition): The Complete Guide to All the Ballparks, with Beer, Bites, and Sights Nearby. (Find it here.)

We asked the Philadelphia native to come up with the ultimate list for traveling Houston Astros fans as they navigate the mean-spirited metropolis known as Philly. Malcolm, a Philadelphia Phillies lifer (ugh), agreed. Here, then, are his tips on where to eat, drink, and stay in his hometown. Be safe, y'all: Philly fans can be famously ... "passionate."

Every Houstonian is hot with a case of World Series fever. We’re all fired up for the Astros … right?

Wrong.

This Houstonian was born and raised in Philadelphia (not West, like the Fresh Prince) and from the moment my infant self first cried “boo,” I have been a Phillies fan. Therefore, over the next several days I plan to be completely irritating to every Astros fan I meet.

However, I am also the type of person who loves recommending things to do to people visiting baseball cities. If you, Astros fan, are considering flying to Philadelphia to attend one of the World Series games scheduled at the Phillies’ Citizens Bank Park (October 31, November 1 and, if necessary, November 2) … first, I will pray for you. But second, and seriously, I would like to share with you my choices for where to stay and eat like a Philadelphian when in the City of Brotherly Love.

Hey, maybe you’ll even receive some brotherly love yourself while there (you won’t).

Stay Like a Philadelphian

Forever the poshest stay in town, the Ritz-Carltonsprouts into the skyline from a 1908 neoclassical bank building. The Ritz is smack in the middle of Philly’s downtown district better known as Center City, and some of its rooms have clear views of the iconic City Hall tower topped by the statue of William Penn. Inside the hotel, Richel D’Ambra Spa & Salon offers facials, while a 30th floor lounge serves cocktails and gazes out to the city beyond.

Just north of City Hall and off Broad Street, the city’s main north-south thoroughfare, is Le Meridien. This hotel, which is more budget friendly than the Ritz but still glamorous, is set inside a Georgian Revival building that was previously the city’s YMCA. Amuse, a French bistro, is on site with breakfast service.

Amid Philadelphia’s theater district, the section of south Broad Street known as the Avenue of the Arts, and a 12-minute Uber ride north from Citizens Bank Park, is the DoubleTree by Hilton. The DoubleTree has a pool and fitness center, and some top-level rooms have clear views of the city’s skyline.

If you wish to stay in a building closer to Philly’s Revolutionary-era historic sites, there’s the Morris House Hotel, a mere three-minute walk from Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell. This boutique accommodation is housed inside a 1787 brick structure, and because of its antiquity, standard rooms are slightly smaller than what you would typically expect. The larger luxury rooms, however, are appointed with rows of books, 19th-century American art pieces, and fireplaces.

With its high-rise luxury apartment buildings, the Rittenhouse Square area is home to local celebrities and patio-rich bistros with plenty of people watching. Here you’ll find 1715 on Rittenhouse, with 20 unique and thoughtfully designed rooms with either king or queen beds, plus two king suites. Inside the hotel is the Prohibition-style speakeasy cocktail bar called The Franklin Mortgage & Investment Company, which requires reservations and offers vibrant cocktails, and both wine and scotch rooms.

Citizens Bank Park is a 15-minute drive south from City Hall. It abuts major highways and is surrounded by both parking lots and multiple sports venues. The closest hotel to the park is the Courtyard by Marriott at the Navy Yard, about a five-minute Uber ride south from the ballpark. It’s also just off Interstate 95 and a 12-minute ride from Philadelphia International Airport. There’s an onsite bistro, and the Navy Yard has dining and shopping within walking distance.

Eat Like a Philadelphian

Everyone associates Philadelphia with the cheesesteak, that classic combination of thinly shaved ribeye, melty cheese (American, provolone, or Cheese Whiz), a sturdy-on-the-outside and soft-on-the-inside sub roll, and optional sauteed onions. The truth is the best cheesesteak in town is your neighborhood spot, so don’t worry about going on a crawl of the 2,000 or so mom-and-pop steak shops in the area. Instead, if it’s your first time you should pay a visit to Philly’s own Times Square at 9th and Passyunk (pronounced pashy-unk) where you’ll find Pat’s King of Steaks and Geno’s Steaks. If it’s not your first time, there’s John’s Roast Pork by the Delaware River. These eateries are in or nearby South Philadelphia, the neighborhood closest to Citizens Bank Park.

That leads me to this: The roast pork sandwich — roasted and thinly sliced pork shoulder with its juices, provolone cheese, and optional broccoli rabe inside a hoagie roll — is just as necessary to sample as the cheesesteak. John’s is a fine choice for the sandwich, and I also recommend visiting Tommy DiNic’s, the frequently buzzy centerpiece of Philly’s famous Reading Terminal Market in Center City. Be sure to peruse the market for plenty of aromatic and delicious regional specialties, like Pennsylvania Dutch shoofly pie (molasses crumb cake) and apple butter.

Good hoagies—essentially sub sandwiches in varieties like American, Italian, roast beef, and meatball—can be found at almost any corner deli or sandwich shop, and there’s one every couple blocks or so. For the best gourmet sandos, though, there’s Center City’s Middle Child, whose Baller Classic (turkey, Duke’s Mayo, pickles, onions, arugula in a seeded hoagie roll) always hits the spot.

Outside of sandwichville, there are some excellent restaurants throughout the city. Most notable is Zahav, chef Michael Solomonov’s thoughtful ode to Israel that won the 2019 James Beard award for Best Restaurant in America. Vedge, set inside a historic brick mansion, serves exciting vegetable-forward dishes like smoked eggplant braciole and lions mane mushroom with celery root fritter. A table of four can typically share the entire menu here. Also, the very new American concept Vernick Food & Drink, from celebrated local chef Greg Vernick, spotlights global flavors while using fresh seasonal ingredients.

The area along the East Coast that stretches from Boston down to Baltimore is known to some as the Pizza Belt, home to arguably the best pies in America. Philly stakes its claim with two necessary stops: Old-school tomato pie stalwart Tacconelli’s, about 15 minutes northeast of Center City in the Port Richmond neighborhood, and much younger darling Angelo’s Pizzeria, known for its artful Neapolitan and Sicilian pies. You’re encouraged to call early in the day to secure your dough at Tacconelli’s, while Angelo’s is takeout only.

For breakfast you gotta have scrapple. Originating with the Pennsylvania Dutch community as pannhaas, it’s meat scraps with cornmeal, flour and spices, formed into a loaf and best served pan-fried. Don’t worry: It’s delicious. Get it with two eggs and hash browns at one of the many blue-collar diners in town. Baseball fans love the Penrose Dinerand the Oregon Diner, which are on opposite sides of the ballpark and were around well before the Phillies won their first world championship in 1980.

The official snack food of Philadelphia was long either the Tastykake butterscotch krimpet or peanut butter kandy kake, but these days the salty and sweet treats at multiple outposts of Federal Donuts have helped to change most people’s opinions. It specializes, naturally, in donuts like its warm cinnamon brown sugar, plus hand-battered chicken tenders, and twice-fried crispy chicken sandwiches. There’s even a Federal Donuts at Citizens Bank Park—good news, because you’ll probably need to comfort yourself with dessert while watching the Astros lose to the home team.

Enjoy your trip to my hometown. Go Phillies!

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Best Houston Astros restaurants and bar specials to cheer on a World Series win

Eric Sandler
Oct 27, 2022 | 3:04 pm
Best Houston Astros restaurants and bar specials to cheer on a World Series win
Photo by Michael Anthony

Fans in Astros gear get 20 percent off at Roots.

After an epic, 7-0 run through the American League, the Houston Astros are ready to take on the Philadelphia Phillies in the World Series. The Astros are heavy favorites, but fans know that the team's previous encounters with NL East teams didn't go so well for the good guys.

Still, with probable AL Cy Young winner Justin Verlander ready to go in Game 1 and baseball's best bullpen, fans have reason to believe they’ll be root, root, rooting for the home team all the way through a downtown parade.

With that in mind, we've rounded up a number of Houston-area bars and restaurants offering game day specials that are good for pre-game, during the game, post-game, and even the day after. Put on that Peña or Altuve jersey and cheer the team to another championship.

Roots wine bar food spread

Photo by Michael Anthony

Fans in Astros gear get 20 percent off at Roots.

7 Pie
The newly opened pizza chain will sell diners a 12-inch pepperoni pizza for $5 after every Astros win (limit one per customer). Those looking to feed a crowd can get a $77 tailgate pack that includes four pepperoni pizzas, 16 jumbo chicken wings, 12 chicken tenders, a family-size order of fries, and a half-gallon of freshly brewed iced tea.

Acme Oyster House
The Montrose location of this Louisiana favorite will feature $15 buckets of beer (six bottles or cans) during Astros playoff games. Customers can also take advantage of happy hour (2-6 pm Monday-Friday), which includes $1 raw Gulf Coast oysters, $1 off drafts, $2 off glasses of wine, and $3 off frozens.

Angel Share
The downtown bar opens at noon on game days. Located five blocks from the stadium, it will feature $5 drafts as well as half-off wine and half-off draft and frozen cocktails.

Be More Pacific
This lively Filipino spot in the Heights will take 10-percent off the bills of patrons who both wear Astros gear and sit at the bar. In addition, they’ll offer $3 drafts and $1 off Filipino beers.

Bosscat Kitchen & Libations
The whiskey-fueled restaurant and bar will sell $5 cans of Crawford Bock and $5 glasses of its Clutch City Cooler rum punch. Food specials include a brisket-topped hot dog, nachos with bourbon-teriyaki sauce, and a smash burger.

Bovine & Barley
The downtown sports bar will offer $4s select beers, $5 bar bites, and take 10-percent off the tabs of people wearing Astros gear.

Brasserie du Parc
Located near Discovery Green, the French restaurant has a number of game day specials. That starts with a bar bites menu offering dishes such as $2 raw or baked oysters, $12 fish and chips, $10 fried shrimp, and an 8-ounce wagyu burger with fries for $10. Drink specials include $5 select beers, $7 glasses of house red or white wine, and $9 select cocktails.

The Burger Joint
All three locations of the popular burger restaurant will provide dine-in customers with free milkshakes every time an Astros player hits a home run.

Caracol
Hugo Ortega's Galleria-area seafood restaurant will give patrons in Astros gear a free happy hour margarita with the purchase of an entree.

Craft Pita
Buy two get one free dip at this Briargrove restaurant. Choices include hummus, spicy hummus, labneh, and babaganoush.

Ducky McShweeney’s Irish Pub
The Galleria-area bar and restaurant will offer specials that include a bucket of beer and cheese pizza for $25 as well as Astros-themed frozen cocktails.

Eight Row Flint
Agricole Hospitality’s casual bar will feature $5 game day nachos and hot dogs. Pair it with the Astros Thriller, a bucket of Karbach Crawford Bach and shots.

El Big Bad
Head to this margarita bar near Market Square for a Gameday Dog: a smoked sausage link topped with chopped fries, caramelized onions, and burger sauce ($4.50). As the restaurant advises, diners may want a fork.

Feges BBQ
The Spring Branch location has a number of specials, including $12 smoked meatballs, 10 wings for $15, 1-pound of rib tips for $10, $10 chopped brisket or pulled pork sandwiches, $10 half hog platter, and $8 Frito pie. Pair it with $3 select beers, and half-off select wines by-the-glass, and discounts on frozen margaritas.

GJ Tavern
Those looking to celebrate after an Astros home win can head to this downtown restaurant for happy hour pricing from 9 pm until close. And yes, it will stay open late for the games.

Heights & Co.
Enjoy $5 drafts and $10 burgers while watching the game on a 20-foot projector screen at this Heights patio bar.

Henderson Heights
Get $2 corn dogs during Astros games at this Washington Avenue spot that has 22 TVs. Diners will also find rotating drinks specials.

J-Bar-M Barbecue
The EaDo barbecue joint is offering eight smoked wings with a Lone Star beer for $15. Watch the game on one of the restaurant’s 13 TVs.

Kenny & Ziggy's
Get $5 hot dogs and $4 draft beers at the restaurant's Spritzer Bar. Those who are going to the games can pick up a bag lunch with a 6-ounce sandwich, bag of chips, mini black and white cookie, and bottle of water for $17.95.

Kin Dee
Customers who watch the game at the restaurant's bar will get $3 Thai beers during Astros games.

KP’s Kitchen
The Memorial-area favorite is offering 20-percent off its family pack to-go meals when customers say the word Astros when order. Choices include chicken tenders, baby back ribs, and burgers.

La Calle Tacos & Tortas

The Mexico City-inspired taqueria will host a special watch party for Game 4 of the World Series at their Midtown location (401 Gray Street). Prior to watching the game on a 6x8-foot screen, the restaurant will host a taco eating contest at 5:30 pm.

Lyric Market
Downtown's newest food hall is offering all-day happy hour pricing during World Series game days, which includes $5 drafts, $6 house wines, and $8 cocktails from the venue's Rhapsody Bar. In addition, those who spend $35 or more at the food hall can park in its adjacent garage for free on game days.

Monkey’s Tail
Get $12 Tecate Lite buckets at this bar in Lindale Park. In addition, sample a frozen Orange for $6 during happy hour.

New York Deli and New York Eatery
Both locations of this Jewish deli and restaurant will serve half-off hot dogs throughout the series. The restaurants' companion bagel shop will sell orange and blue Astros bagels.

Pitch 25
Located near the stadium, the soccer-themed bar is a good place to watch the games. Look for drinks specials such as the Space City margarita and the Orbit, an orange piña colada.

Ribeye & Rye
Get a free shot or mocktail every time the Astros score.

Riel
The Montrose restaurant will honor Lance McCullers, Jr. with its $7 LMJ shandy. In addition, look for special ballpark-themed bites (hot dogs, etc.) during happy hour (Monday-Friday, 5-6:30 pm).

Roots
Customers wearing Astros gear will get 20-percent off their food and drinks at this EaDo wine bar and restaurant.

Second Draught
The craft beer bar in The Ion will take $2 off a different "beer of the day" for each World Series game. Watch the game on the bar's TVs.

State Fare
All three locations of the comfort food restaurant will offer happy hour pricing during World Series games. Those watching at home may order a party box loaded with enough Frito pie, pickle dip, and guacamole to feed four to six people ($45).

Sticky’s Chicken
The Sawyer Yards favorite will celebrate every Astros win by giving customers two free wings over rice.

Sylvia's Enchilada Kitchen
Both locations of the popular Mexican restaurant will offer Astroritas and beef and chicken fajitas nachos for $9 during the games.

Tobiuo Sushi & Bar
Customers wearing Astros gear get half-off yakitori skewers and $2 glasses of hot sake (wagyu excluded).

Treebeards
The Bunker Hill location will reduce the price of a Crawford Bock by $1 for each Astros win. They start at $4.

Underground Hall
The downtown food hall is serving $4 Crawford Bocks all day on game day.

The Upside Pub
Newly opened in Garden Oaks, this casual bar will feature $12 pitchers and free shots of beer for every home run. Food specials include a bacon-wrapped hot dog that’s topped with queso.

Urbe
In honor of the Astros, Hugo Ortega's street food restaurant in Uptown Park will sell blue and orange conchas. Quantities are limited, so ordering ahead is encouraged.

Voodoo Doughnut
All three locations will offer an Astros-themed sprinkle cake for just 25-cents on game days.

Wild Oats
The Texas-inspired restaurant at the Houston Farmers Market will serve $3 Lone Stars during World Series games.

William Price Distilling
During any playoff game, get $5 beer, $5 house shot, and $9 frozen cocktails at this distillery in Garden Oaks-Oak Forest.

Winfield's Chocolate Bar
Upper Kirby's new chocolate shop will give away one scoop of ice cream or one chocolate-covered Oreo per customer after every Astros win.

Xochi
Located next to Discovery Green, Hugo Ortega’s Oaxacan restaurant offers a $22 Tlayuda de Res (a large, thin Oaxacan tortilla topped with black beans, housemade quesillo, grilled skirt steak, chichilo mole and fresh greens) and choice of draft beer for $22 plus tax and gratuity.

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