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    Beyond the Boxscore

    One-year wonder: No show Dirk Nowitzki & Mavs prove their fluke title was a jokeon banner day

    Chris Baldwin
    Dec 25, 2011 | 10:24 pm
    • LeBron James

    If anyone needed confirmation that the Miami Heat lost the NBA Finals last June much more than the Dallas Mavericks won it . . . well, Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry and company could not have put out a more convincing Christmas argument.

    The Mavs played one of the all-time embarrassing Christmas games, falling down by 35 points at home, before bowing meekly 105-94 to a Heat team that doesn't figure to ever fret about Dallas again. LeBron James and Dwyane Wade certainly will not be seeing the Mavericks in the Finals this summer. After raising their Mark-Cuban cool banner to the rafters, Nowitzki and friends no showed the game.

    Paulie Walnuts would be so proud!

    James probably saw better interior defense during his days at St. Vincent-St. Mary than the Tyson Chandler-less Mavericks provided on Sunday.

    A fluke of a championship is still a championship, frozen in the record books and people's happy memories forever.

    It doesn't hurt that James was smart enough to seek out Houston Rockets legend Hakeem Olajuwon for post moves training in H-Town during the NBA Lockout. LeBron did look more comfortable operating with his back to the basket in his 37-point, 10-rebound, six-assist opening statement. The stat that should really scare the rest of the NBA?

    Nineteen free throws attempted. If James gets back to aggressively seeking contact, it could quickly be game over for the rest of the NBA title contenders.

    But mostly this game was about what the Mavericks are not — a championship factor. This was a one-shot deal for Dallas and everyone from Cuban to coach Rick Carlisle seem to realize it. There's no shame in this. Dirk got his title, no one can take down that banner and the rings are coming soon.

    A fluke of a championship is still a championship, frozen in the record books and people's happy memories forever.

    Dallas went on a storybook run in last year's playoffs. The Mavericks should have been blown off the court in the NBA Finals, and were on their way to being obliterated before LeBron & Wade stepped off the gas too early in Game 2 and were too mentally weak to ever recover from it. Credit Nowitzki for seizing the opportunity.

    Just don't expect him to ever come close to doing it again.

    The 7-footer shooter barely seemed interested in this opener. He shot 6-for-15, grabbed one offensive rebound in 29 minutes. This is one content, happy 33-year-old. Why sweat now?

    It's not like Nowitzki is going to be inspired by his new teammates. Vince Carter is on his way to eclipsing Tracy McGrady as the saddest shadow of a former almost superstar. One game into this rushed 66-game season and Carlisle is already showing disdain for Carter's effort, benching him after Wade treats him like an orange cone on defense.

    Brendan Haywood — the new starting center, otherwise known as the old center who never made an impact — lasted even shorter than Carter. Ever-valuable forward Shawn Marion fractured a finger. Lamar Odom looked like (four points, four rebounds) he'd forgotten how to play in front of ABC cameras and only has E! camera highlights left in him.

    On an NBA day when Carmelo Anthony took over New York, Derrick Rose produced a miracle and Kevin Durant made 30 points look oh-so routine, the defending champions couldn't even compete. Forget the fact that the Mavericks no longer have the talent to compete with the Heat, the most alarming thing is that they clearly don't have anything close to the heart left to do it either.

    One game into this rushed 66-game season and Carlisle is already showing disdain for Carter's effort, benching him after Wade treats him like an orange cone on defense.

    As opening statements go, there's horrible . . . and there's this.

    At least, the Dallas fans remembered to show (no small feat for them) — and to boo NBA commissioner David Stern.

    James and Wade didn't even bother to clown the Mavericks after this rout. Instead Wade took the high road, refusing to take the bait when asked if the Heat had made a statement in the postgame press conference.

    "It's one game," Wade said. "We're 1-0 and they're 0-1. And I'm sure they're going to be a very good team, and so are we."

    Some might call this a sign of increased maturity for the Heat. But maybe, it's just a glimpse of the Miami players' boredom with these Mavericks. They know these chump champs are not going to be in their way this season. Why spend extra energy on them? Save it for the real threats.

    The history of professional sports is littered with one-year wonder teams. Dirk, Terry and Cuban are merrily stepping right into the line.

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    Hang out with 2 Houston sports legends at CultureMap’s Tailgate event

    Lindsey Wilson
    Sep 2, 2025 | 12:15 pm
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    Ryan Pressly pitched for the Houston Astros beginning in 2018.

    CultureMap is gearing up for The Tailgate, the can’t-miss game day bash of the season, landing Thursday, September 11, at 8th Wonder in EaDo.

    Go VIP to unlock early entry, a private bar, and the ultimate fan experience: an exclusive meet-and-greet with two legendary Texas athletes: former Houston Texans tight end Owen Daniels and two-time All-Star Houston Astros pitcher Ryan Pressly.

    Drafted by the Texans in 2006, Daniels played for the team through 2013 before going to the Baltimore Ravens and Denver Broncos. While with the Broncos, he helped the team win Super Bowl 50 over the Carolina Panthers.

    Fun fact: Daniels earned the nickname "The Weatherman" in college, at the University of Wisconsin, as he majored in meteorology and appeared on the Madison-area news delivering the local forecast

    Dallas native Ryan Pressly made his Major League Baseball debut in 2013 with the Minnesota Twins. In 2018, he was traded to the Houston Astros, where each season he contributed in the postseason, including in six consecutive American League Championship Series and three World Series.

    In Game 4 of the 2022 World Series, Pressly became the first MLB relief pitcher to contribute to two combined no-hitters, and just the second pitcher overall. His 14 postseason saves rank fifth in MLB history.

    Attendees of The Tailgate will enjoy a range of experiences showcasing local sports and local food. Nearly two dozen restaurants will be serving game day-inspired bites, including BB's Tex-Orleans, The Waffle Bus, Loro, Pizaro’s Pizza, Crawfish Cafe, and La Calle Tacos.

    Speaking of tacos, don't forget to vote here for your favorites in our bracket-style Top Taco Tournament; the winner will be announced at the event.

    Expect activations and appearances from your favorite Houston teams, including the Texans, Astros, and Dynamo and Dash football clubs.

    Lock in $60 VIP tickets, while they last, for the all-access experience and meet-and-greet. General Admission tickets start at $35.

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    Ryan Pressly pitched for the Houston Astros beginning in 2018.

    Get your tickets now before they sell out, and we’ll see you on September 11.

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    The Tailgate is sponsored by FLIGHT by Yuengling, Puttshack, Mizzen+Main, Sysco To Go, Antone's Famous Po' Boys, NXT LVL Events, Patrón Tequila, Teeling Whiskey, St-Germain Elderflower Liqueur, and more to be announced.

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