Improbable Projectiles
Forget the limp hot dog: Other things that need to be thrown at Tiger Woods —Elin's involved
- Elin during her modeling days.
- Flying hot dogs are the least of Tiger Woods' concern.Photo via StarsPage.net
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Despite the headlines, we doubt that the man who hurled a hot dog at Tiger Woods Sunday was much of a fan.
On the seventh green, Woods was lining up a putt on his 16th hole of the day when a spectator rushed the green and launched a hot dog at the famously philandering golf star.
Police quickly apprehended and arrested the man, charging him with disturbing the peace. His name has not been released.
If he disturbed the golfer's game, it'd be hard to tell — Woods hasn't won anywhere in the world in almost two years.
We don't really think of golf-clapping fans as a particularly rowdy bunch, but we still think they could do better than a complete-with-bun hot dog. Here's what we'd throw at Tiger if we had a clear shot:
Photos from ex-wife Elin's modeling days — Imagine a paper plane gliding elegantly to Tiger's feet, only to reveal the show-stopping Swede that he blew it with. Need a reminder? Here.
Valtrex — Attention-grabbing AND practical!
Golf balls — Because chaos is hilarious.