Who needs Brock Lesnar?

Will UFC's barbaric bloodlust work in Houston? Dana White's mild-mannered BayouCity guarantee

The UFC featherweight title comes down to Brazilian Jose Aldo, left, andMassachusetts native Kenny Florian, right.
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Fans stood behind a partition and behind the press while UFC president DanaWhite and the four main contenders fielded questions.
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There's some serious bling-bling up for grabs when UFC returns to the ToyotaCenter in Houston.
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It's the UFC lightweight and featherweight match-ups of the year, and they'recoming to the Toyota Center in October.
Charismatic (and blunt) UFC president Dana White delivered the good UFC news toHouston in a press conference on Tuesday afternoon.
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Defending UFC champions Jose Aldo (left, featherweight) and Frankie Edgar(right, lightweight) answer questions about hanging onto their titles in Houstonon Sat., Oct. 8.
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Does it almost look civil to you? That's because it actually was.
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"Being at 145 pounds, I feel like I'm one of the better, stronger athletes inthe division," said Kenny Florian.
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Sparks finally flew between the two lightweight contenders, Frankie Edgar, left,and Gray Maynard, right.
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"This time, there won't be any doubt in the judges' minds or the rest of theworld that I'm the UFC lightweight champion," said Gray Maynard.
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For a sport typified by bloodshed, brutality, and barbarism, you'd think the Houston return of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) would be equally as bombastic.

But in a subdued room in the Toyota Center, amidst timid journalists and a muted throng of fans, UFC president Dana White peacefully announced that our city will play host to both the lightweight and featherweight championship fights on Oct. 8.

While UFC's acts of man destruction were last witnessed in Houston in 2007, White is counting on the ultimate fight's morbid mass appeal to carry the sport to new heights in the Bayou City. "This thing works everywhere," White declared. "People get it, and people like it."

And get it we'd better. The fate of two UFC titles — featherweight and lightweight — will be decided on that Saturday in October.

Reigning UFC lightweight champion Frankie Edgar and unbeaten top contender Gray Maynard will face off in the evening's main event, following the showdown between defending UFC featherweight title holder José Aldo and Kenny Florian. The two championship events will be buttressed by both a middleweight and heavyweight match.

"This thing works everywhere," Dana White declared. "People get it, and people like it."

Even if lighter fighters don't satiate the Brock Lesnar bloodlust in you, White believes mixed martial arts are innate to your being.

"Fighting is the oldest sport. Somebody somewhere threw a punch, and somebody came to watch," he said. "Fighting is in our DNA, and we like it."

But fans at Tuesday's press conference didn't even get so much as a whiff of the kill. The most that the uncharacteristically silent bunch experienced was a tense exchange of steely glances between a fearless Edgar and intimidating Maynard.

Come October, these two pairs of brutes will be mercilessly tearing at each other's exposed flesh, gleefully cutting off respiration and throttling unprotected heads like punching bags.

But in the meantime, you'll have to settle for perfecting your flying armbar on your unwitting friends while shelling out big bucks for pay-per-view. Or watching highlights from the press conference below.

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Who needs Brock Lesnar?

Will UFC's barbaric bloodlust work in Houston? Dana White's mild-mannered BayouCity guarantee

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