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Mountain-themed Twin Peaks breastaurant rises inside the Loop: Meet foodieHaven's new neighbor

Photo via Twin Peaks Restaurant/Facebook
Photo via Twin Peaks Restaurant/Facebook
Twin Peaks in Addison
Photo via Twin Peaks Restaurant/Facebook

The patrician playground of Upper Kirby just got a little lower. Prepare to mount Twin Peaks, a Rocky Mountain-themed breastaurant under construction along the Southwest Freeway near Kirby Drive.

Promising "scenic views" of girls with low self-esteem, Twin Peaks caters to a clientele that may clash with the foodie intelligentsia that hangs out at the neighboring organic-infused restaurant Haven. Can the homemade lemon ricotta tortellini and Dillwood Farms squash blossoms of renowned Haven chef Randy Evans compete with Twin Peaks' fried cheese sticks, buffalo wings and cheesy chili mac?

Will the former's bespoke cocktails rise to the challenge of TP's drinks, which can be ordered in "girly" or "man" sizes?

"Any business there is a good thing," Evans tells CultureMap. "Those guys going there to watch football with their friends will have to go on a date eventually."

Twin Peaks' arrival also might make life easier for Evans. "I think I'll be pulling my waiters out of there between lunch and dinner," the chef says, "but at least I'll know where to find them."

More importantly, can Haven's buttoned-up staff hold an organic beeswax candle to Twin Peaks' buxom waitresses? And will the new restaurant's arrival spark a blue collar breastaurant war with Hooter's across Highway 59?

The Addison-based Twin Peaks has found a 281 following with its first Houston-area location in Webster thanks to its "contagious" atmosphere and "best queso" in Houston. Free Wi-Fi is also part of the deal. The new Twin Peaks has Greenway Plaza power lunches written all over it.

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2 Houston suburbs named top-10 best Texas cities to move to

The City of Sugar Land, Texas – City Government/Facebook

The asking rent for a one-bedroom apartment in Sugar Land was $1,450 in June, and two-bedroom units were $1,870.

Several Houston neighbors have been deemed the best Texas cities to move to, with two local suburbs – Sugar Land and League City – coming in among the top 10.

Advisors at ConsumerAffairs, a customer review and news platform, ranked the 50 most populated Texas cities across five main categories – affordability, safety, economy, health care and education, and quality of life – to determine which were the best places to move to. Each city was given a score out of 100 possible points.

Four out of the top five best places to move to in Texas are located in Dallas-Fort Worth: Allen (No .1), Frisco (No. 2), Plano (No. 3), and McKinney (No. 4). Leander, a suburb outside Austin, rounded out the top five.

Of all five categories considered, Sugar Land ranked highest – No. 4 – in the category of "health care and education." The city came in No. 5 for safety, No. 17 for economy, and No. 21 for quality of life. Its lowest ranking was No. 29, for affordability.

Sugar Land has been booming in recent years, and earlier in 2025 it was ranked the No. 3 best place to live in the U.S.. According to Livability.com's report, Sugar Land is well known as "one of the more affluent and rapidly growing master-planned communities in Texas" whose 90s-era population boom has only continued to grow.

Most recently, the City of Sugar Land acquired the 40-acre Imperial Sugar refinery complex for $50 million. The city is planning on redeveloping and renovating the land and its buildings, which include the iconic Char House.

In ConsumerAffairs separate ranking of the best places to live in the South, Sugar Land ranked 6th on the list.

Elsewhere in Houston
League City ranked right behind Sugar Land, and it topped the list with the best healthcare and education in Texas, and it is the 7th safest city in the state.

This suburb, located about 30 miles southeast of Houston, has earned its own reputation as the 7th fastest-growing, affordable city in the U.S.

Meanwhile, Pearland landed just outside the top 10 as the 11th best Texas city to move to with the second-best healthcare and education statewide.

Elsewhere across the Houston metro, three more suburbs made the list: Missouri City (No. 19), Conroe (No. 27), and Pasadena (No. 44). Surprisingly, The Woodlands was nowhere to be found in the rankings.

Despite many of its suburbs ranking highly on the list, Houston proper ranked at the bottom as the 50th best place in Texas to move to.

The top 10 best Texas cities to move to are:

No. 1 – Allen
No. 2 – Frisco
No. 3 – Plano
No. 4 – McKinney
No. 5 – Leander
No. 6 – Mansfield
No. 7 – Sugar Land
No. 8 – League City
No. 9 – Round Rock
No. 10 – Richardson

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