Embrace the crazy
The most gloriously hideous homes in America? Two Houston abodes rank high onnational list
- The galaxy-themed wet bar lights up at night.Houston Association of Realtors
- According to the realtor’s description, 158 Sandy Grove in Nassau Bay is “idealfor [a] discriminating lifestyle.”Houston Association of Realtors
- 158 Sandy Cove boasts lakefront views from every room; including the blacktile-clad master bathroom.Houston Association of Realtors
- Highlights of the master bedroom include a custom glass box bed and purplespeakers.Houston Association of Realtors
- The movie theater features custom seating and audio/visual systems.Houston Association of Realtors
- Guests will be blown away by the game room's custom pool table.Houston Association of Realtors
- We think the kitchen would have looked better with purple appliances.Houston Association of Realtors
- Purple reigns in the dining room.Houston Association of Realtors
- Forget the lakefront views - the true centerpiece of this room is a gold dolphinstatue on the coffee table.Houston Association of Realtors
- 1818 Willowmoss Court, located in the Lazybrook/Timbergrove neighborhood, isrelatively unassuming from the exterior.Houston Association of Realtors
- Sure, the kitchen wallpaper is a bit dated - but that's not terribly uncommonfor a home built in the 1960's.Houston Association of Realtors
- Things start getting crazy in one of the bedrooms, which features a wallpaperedceiling and complementary geometric bedding.Houston Association of Realtors
- Apparently builders had a difficult time finding nine matching windows for thesunroom.Houston Association of Realtors
- The pièce de résistance of this home is the master bedroom - also known as fiftyshades of green.Houston Association of Realtors
- After being thoroughly nauseated by all the green, try making your way up thestairs that divide the master bedroom.Houston Association of Realtors
- An animal-themed narrative comes alive on the walls of the guest bedroom.Houston Association of Realtors
- We're not entirely sure, but that may just be a statue of Toy Story protagonistWoody.Houston Association of Realtors
If you’re in the market for a new home and have yet to find something that takes your breath away, today may just be your lucky day.
National real estate blog Curbed recently posted its annual round up of “the year’s most gloriously hideous listings.” The listicle features 13 different homes, most of which boast hefty price tags, insane amounts of square footage and plenty of “unique” features.
According to the realtor’s description, 158 Sandy Grove in Nassau Bay is “ideal for [a] discriminating lifestyle.”
Two Houston-area homes made it onto the list, including a Nassau Bay lakefront mansion decorated in an entirely purple motif and an unassuming Lazybrook home that showcases some extremely creative uses for wallpaper.
According to the realtor’s description, 158 Sandy Grove in Nassau Bay is “ideal for [a] discriminating lifestyle.” The four bedroom, 3,693 square foot home features a backlit galaxy-themed bar, a $100,000 movie theater and neon lighting throughout.
Highlights of 1818 Willowmoss Court, located in the burgeoning Timbergrove/Lazybrook neighborhood, include a master bedroom plastered entirely in green — green and gold wallpaper, green shag carpeting and green ceiling tiles. To further complicate life in the color-crazed residence, several different rooms appear to be split level.
The Willowmoss Court home was featured on Swamplot earlier this year, and prompted a slew of responses from readers. One pointed out that “the sauna is tasteful” (it is quite nice), and another joked that the home made her want to “wear puffy taffeta dresses and sniff cocaine.”
A reader joked that the home made her want to “wear puffy taffeta dresses and sniff cocaine.”
Unfortunately, the home has since been sold. But the good news is that 158 Sandy Grove can still be had for a cool $2.2 million. The listing doesn’t specify whether or not the ceiling-suspended dining room table is included.
For a closer look at the two homes, check out some of our favorite photos from the listings pages in this story's slideshow.