Sorry I'm not sorry
Pajama Jeans: When moms meet jeggings and (absurd) fashion's never the same
You know you want those Pajama Jeans.
If it's sold in an infomercial, it must be good. Right?
The look of the fabulously lazy.
"So, I'm wearing jeggings today. Sorry I'm not sorry."
So it went in our morning editorial meeting when the subject of Pajama Jeans came up. The latest craze to hit daytime and ultra late-night television takes the stretchy, ultra-skinny jean phenomenon to a new level — one that's more about laziness than compression and easy booting.
If you're still confused, witness: "They look like they were made by some European designer!"
Yes, they've done the impossible. Pajama Jeans are Mom jeggings: High-waisted, boot-cut or wide-leg jeans made out of enough spandex that they can no longer be technically qualified as denim. Sure, they're ridiculous, but no more so than the Snuggie (which I own) or even really the Shake Weight, which looks pretty effective despite its phallic implications. If not for fitness, it at least provided the fodder for the best ESPN GameDay poster ever.
So I say laugh away, and maybe even buy a pair. I own, and frequently deploy, my Strap Perfect. And you know what? There might even be a Bumpit on my dresser that hasn't gone unworn — it might not even have been ironic.
We know they look comfy. Give into the compulsion. We think they'd go perfectly with a fur vest.

The new FIGS store will offer a Color Clinic and Customization Station to let shoppers personalize their FIGS uniforms. Photo courtesy of FIGS/Instagram