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    Fun for all

    Houston's 13 best family-friendly activities for winter break fun

    Holly Beretto
    Dec 19, 2024 | 1:30 pm

    The kids are out of school for two weeks. Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Year’s are coming up in rapid succession. How to keep everyone entertained? Check out our list of favorite winter fun for young and the young-at-heart alike. Note: those who want to ensure they catch all the light displays around the city should see our list here.

    Museums

    Children’s Museum Houston
    Get out and play in the snow during Polar Palooza Snow Days between December 21, 2024 and January 5, 2025. Included with the museum’s general admission, kids can make snow angels and snowballs and enjoy other wintry fun in the museum's courtyard.

    Houston Museum of Natural Science
    On December 21 the museum celebrates the first day of winter with 110,000 pounds of snow. Snow Flurry features sweet treats, live entertainment, a DJ, and other family fun. On New Year’s Eve, adults can enjoy Mixers and Elixirs, with food, live music, and a champagne toast.

    Meow Wolf Houston
    From a honky tonk dive bar to a never-ending dance party, Meow Wolf’s Radio Tave blends art and storytelling into an immersive adventure through creativity. Guests must reserve a time in advance, and can also grab a bite at the on-site restaurant. The museum is open every day and is currently offering a four-pack promo discount.

    Museum of Fine Arts, Houston
    The museum’s annual Winter Break offers activities for families, including making art inspired by the current Gauguin in the World exhibit. In addition, the museum is open every day from December 26, 2024, to January 5, 2025.

    Ice Skating

    Green Mountain Energy Ice at Discovery Green
    Open every day during the holiday break, the popular attraction lets guests glide on the ice against the backdrop of the downtown skyline. Each skating session is 75 minutes and skate rentals are included. Sessions, $18, must be booked in advance.

    The Ice Rink at The Woodlands Town Center
    Open daily through January 20, 2025, guests can reserve two-hour skating blocks starting at 4 pm each day. Concessions are available on site, allowing skaters to refuel and wind down. Admission and skate rentals are $15 for those six and up and $7 for kids five and under.

    Ice Skate Memorial City
    The Memorial City Mall ice skating rink offers open skate hours throughout the winter break. Admission is $10, with skate rentals an additional $5. Lessons are available as well. Skate times can be booked online.

    On Stage

    Alley Theatre
    A Christmas Carol runs through December 29. It’s the classic tale of miserly Ebenezer Scrooge who is visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve. But will that be enough to make him change his ways? Tickets start at $69. There are no performances on Christmas Day.

    Houston Ballet
    The holiday favorite The Nutcracker runs through December 29. Follow Clara and her magical nutcracker through battle with the mouse king and on an adventure through the Land of Sweets. One of the world’s most popular ballets, this production features the choreography of Stanton Welch. Tickets start at $37.

    Houston Symphony
    On Monday, December 26, mariachi Sol De Mexico de Jose Hernandez presents Jose Hernandez’s Merry-Achi Christmas. It's an evening of holiday favorites with a surprising mariachi twist, including "El Niño del tambor (Little drummer boy)," "Himno de la alegría (A Song of Joy)," the Nutcracker Medley, and others. Tickets start at $65. The concert is at 7:30 pm.

    Stages
    The theater continues its holiday tradition with Panto Pinocchio. An update on the beloved fairy tale of a wooden boy who comes to life, this version showcases Pinocchio as a sentient AI boy created by tech-savvy inventor Gill Bs. He and Buttons embark into a world of digital mischief and adventure.

    TUTS
    The company’s production of Disney’s Frozen runs through December 29. Based on the beloved movie, this beautiful stage musical tells the story of Elsa, Queen of Arandelle, who’s accidentally cast her country into eternal winter. Her sister Anna leads the charge to help Elsa understand her magic and melt the frost. Tickets start at $34.50. No performances on Christmas Day.

    More Festive Fun

    Moody Gardens
    Holiday in the Gardens offers an array of activities every day of the school break. At Ice Land, there’s an arctic slide and ice carvings. The Festival of Lights takes guests down a trail of twinkling artistry. Plus, there’s also the Pyramid Aquarium and 3D and 4D theaters. Passes are available as all-inclusive or a la carte, allowing families to choose their own adventures.

    Children making snow angels at the Children's Museum Houston

    Courtesy of Children's Museum Houston

    The Children's Museum Houston has real snow as part of Polar Palooza.
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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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