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    Here are the top 16 things to do in Houston this weekend

    Craig D. Lindsey
    Mar 27, 2024 | 6:30 pm

    Easter weekend means that many Houstonians will enjoy a day off on Good Friday, regardless of their personal beliefs. Easter Sunday means church services and brunch for many (read our picks here).

    Beyond the holiday, this weekend is loaded with all sort of possibilities. A pop music icon is performing at the Toyota Center – twice. A new bar is shaking up Garden Oaks, and a new restaurant is giving away breakfast tacos. Or share some ice cream with a Houston hip hop legend.

    Here are this weekend’s best bets.

    Thursday, March 28

    Latina Leadership Podcast presents Latinas in Education Lunch and Learn
    The number of Latinas in higher education continues to grow, yet Latinas still face numerous cultural, economic, and sociological challenges to make it to graduation or certification completion. The inaugural Latinas in Education event will bring together Houston Latinas to address this important social issue as a community. The Latina Leadership Podcast seeks to discuss diverse education experiences through this free community event that will feature keynote speakers, panel discussions, and networking opportunities for all in attendance. 10 am.

    Project Row Houses 30 Year Anniversary Celebration
    Project Row Houses (PRH) will host a spectacular three-part celebration to celebrate its 30th anniversary. The event will honor PRH's commitment to elevating the art, creativity, and commerce of Third Ward and showcase the work of a roster of artists with deep ties to the organization. This event will move across the PRH site to highlight the neighborhood and ground the gathering in the principles of collective creative action to raise funds to support PRH's ongoing work and programs. 5 pm.

    Madonna in concert
    Taylor Swift may have the most successful tour of all time with her Eras Tour, but you know who else has had a lot of eras? Why, it’s the Material Girl. From her days as a young dance-music diva to her ‘80s pop reign to all the taboo stuff she did back in the ‘90s to her 21st-century EDM renaissance, Madonna has been through it all. And even though ol’ girl is in her mid-60s, she’s still out here in these live-music streets (she’s doing two nights here in H-Town!), being as provocative and immaculate as she wanna be. 8:30 pm.

    Friday, March 29

    Project Row Houses with people walking outside day
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    Project Row Houses celebrates its 30th anniversary.

    High Five Mini Bar Grand Opening
    High Five Mini Bar, a brand new concept by Will Ebarb and Chris Cusack, is celebrating its grand opening at the Stomping Grounds. The celebration will feature expertly-made and classic craft cocktails via a walk-up bar with bright, mid-century/modern design elements. The outdoor communal space will set the scene for a chill, laid-back vibe that the bar is aiming to cultivate in the Garden Oaks cultural oasis. Guests will also enjoy live music by celebrated local band Swimwear Department, who will take the stage at 8 pm. 4 pm.

    The Plant Project & Provisions presents Rustic Roots Rodeo
    Entrepreneur Bree Clarke will celebrate the opening of her new plant store in the Heights (1102 W 19th St.) with two days of events. On Friday, the activities include a succulent bar, the ability to create a bolo or bandana, and cigar and whiskey pairings. Saturday includes a kids bloom station and a hat bar for adults. 5 pm (Noon on Saturday)

    The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston presents Amelie
    In one of the most beloved and acclaimed romantic comedies ever made (which is now hitting theaters in a new 4K digital restoration), Audrey Tautou plays a naive Montmartre waitress who performs random acts of kindness for others, but privately leads a lonely, melancholic life bereft of love. This 2001 Oscar nominee—an imaginative, whimsical masterpiece from the director Jean-Pierre Jeunet (Delicatessen, City of Lost Children) – is set to a distinctive soundtrack by Yann Tiersen. 7 pm (5 pm Sunday).

    Beyonce Cowboy Carter Listening Party at The Rink: Rolling at Discovery Green
    Grab your friends and head to Discovery Green’s outdoor roller-skating rink for a listening party for Cowboy Carter, Beyonce’s latest album. Come dressed ready to celebrate your favorite Beyonce album era. DJ Monstaa will be playing the album in its entirety, as well as some of her odes to Houston and other hits throughout the years. Plus, learn more about the UHD Thursday Night Concert series at Discovery Green, which kicks off in May and features Texas and Houston artists of all genres. 8 pm.

    Shoeshine Charley’s Big Top Lounge presents Marshall Falcon
    Mexico-born, Texas-raised, West Coast-forged Marshall Falcon has been described as equal parts Tex-Mex border rock and country/punk/soul with a few twists to keep you on your musical toes. Falcon and his trusty Houston band The Texas Muthatruckas are currently in the middle of their 10-month U.S. Barnstormer Revival Tour and are excited to be back at the Big Top Lounge. Marshall and the Muthatruckas will be performing both of Falcon’s full-length albums in their entirety, front to back. 9 pm.

    Saturday, March 30

    Little Rey presents Breakfast Taco Pop-up
    The newest restaurant from the minds behind State of Grace and Superica, this Northern Mexico-inspired fast casual concept will introduce itself with a free breakfast taco giveaway. Held just outside the restaurant (2345 Mid Ln), chef-owner Ford Fry and his crew will dole out tacos while supplies last, so get there early. 10 am

    Rooftop Cinema Club Uptown presents Wonka Easter Event
    It’s Easter at Rooftop Cinema Club. Kick off your chocolate-filled holiday weekend with a very special screening of Wonka. Indulge in the origin story of the fabled candy maker (Timothee Chalamet) with this toe-tapping musical sensation. Before the screening, there’s an egg-cellent egg hunt that’s perfect for the whole family. Will you find an Easter egg filled with candy? Or maybe one with a toy or cute stuffed critter? Or perhaps you’ll be one of the lucky ones who find a coveted golden egg with an extra special surprise. 11:30 am.

    Eat & Greet with Lil’ Keke
    Houston rap legend Lil’ Keke will be releasing his new album Can’t Rain Forever this weekend. You can celebrate along with him by hanging with dude at a very exciting eat-and-greet. He’ll be debuting his new peach cobbler ice cream flavor over at Howdy Homemade Ice Cream. Also, don’t miss the chance to try his exclusive LGND Sundae. He may also have some new Rain merch for sale. It’s the official release you won’t want to miss! 2 pm.

    Rush Concerts presents The Thorn
    Who’s ready for a certain-to-be-spectacular, arena-filling retelling of The Holy Bible? The Thorn tells the epic story of God’s love for the world and the spiritual battle for all humanity. Often described as "cirque meets the passion of Jesus," The Thorn is an immersive show featuring live music, drama, aerial acts, movement arts, modern dance, and big visual effects. 8 pm (1 pm Sunday).

    Houston Symphony presents "Romeo and Juliet + Dvořák’s Cello Concerto"
    The most famous love story ever written is told through the universal language of music in Prokofiev’s impassioned and romantic Romeo and Juliet. Dorothy Chang’s Northern Star points the way to a world of evocative soundscapes and kaleidoscopic color. And principal cellist Brinton Averil Smith performs one of classical music’s most popular cello concertos - Dvořák poured his soul into it, and it includes some of his most heart-achingly beautiful music. The concert will be conducted by Xian Zhang. 8 pm.

    Sunday, March 31

    UNICEF USA presents Heart Strings: Creating Connection to the World’s Children
    UNICEF USA will host an exhibit that will serve as an opportunity for guests to travel around the world and learn about UNICEF’s efforts to ensure every child is healthy, educated, protected, and respected. Each element of the experience will be interactive, allowing guests to create a global, ever-evolving song and use their voices to have a lasting impact on the lives of children. The ticketed experience will offer the exclusive opportunity to meet youth who are using their voices to influence key issues facing children today. Through Sunday, April 7. 11 am.

    Alley Theatre presents The World is Not Silent
    Alley Theatre presents the world premiere of The World is Not Silent, a moving story that explores the relationship between a son, Don, and his estranged father as they try to reconnect in the wake of his father’s recent hearing loss. Don learns that the key to communication and connection is speaking from the heart as the play explores how language at the same time divides and unites us. This play was part of Alley All New Festival in 2022. Through Sunday, April 14. 2:30 and 7:30 pm.

    Main Street Theater presents Stagolee and the Funeral of a Dangerous World
    In a small town in East Texas, the local NAACP office is planning a funeral for the “N word.” A close-minded white man is on his way to the office to have a frank discussion with the legendary Stagolee, a black man known for his father’s legendary status and swagger. This will be a world premiere production of nationally recognized Houston playwright Thomas Meloncon’s newest work. Through Sunday, April 21. 3:30 pm.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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