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    Here are the top 14 things to do in Houston this weekend

    Craig D. Lindsey
    Aug 17, 2023 | 5:55 am
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    We're not kidding: goat yoga is back.

    Photo via National Today-Goat Yoga Month

    Call this weekend a block party, as LEGO stacks up a massive, playable stadium experience, and Roblkox fans can get their blox on at Children's Museum Houston.

    Miller Outdoor Theatre celebrates hip-hop's 50th anniversary, goat yoga stretches into a local bar, and Alamo Drafthouse hosts a Drop Dead Gorgeous experience.

    Enjoy; here are your best bets for the weekend.

    Thursday, August 17

    CityPlace Plaza presents City Place Farmers Market

    Are you looking to stock up your refrigerator and pantry with some all-natural freshness? City Place’s new farmer’s market will feature products from local farms and artisanal producers. Guests will be able to shop organic, locally grown produce, grass-fed meats, pasture-raised eggs, artisan cheeses, fresh baked goods and juices, specialty prepared food, plants, natural pet treats, and more. 11:30 am.

    Pantera in concert

    Pantera, one of the most successful and influential bands in heavy metal history, has made their long-awaited return to the stage. They’re currently touring North America with Lamb of God and Flesh Hoarder as special guests. One of the most anticipated tours of 2023, this celebration tour includes original members Philip Anselmo and Rex Brown, joined by Zakk Wylde (guitar) and Charlie Benante (drums). So, all you Houston metalheads can head over to the Woodlands this weekend and watch these guys rock hard. 7 pm.

    Rooftop Cinema Club Uptown presents Goodfellas

    Oscar-winning actor, director and new dad Robert De Niro will turn 80 this weekend. To honor the man and his cinematic legacy, Rooftop Cinema Club Uptown will screen Martin Scorsese’s 1990 gangster classic Goodfellas. Sure, that movie is mostly known for Joe Pesci’s Oscar-winning turn as the psychopathic pal of lead protagonist Henry Hill (Ray Liotta). But don’t forget that De Niro killed it (figuratively, of course) as their mob mentor Jimmy “The Gent” Conway. 10 pm.

    Friday, August 18

    LEGO Play Stadium Houston

    At the LEGO Play Stadium Experience, families can set their imaginations free in a 6,500 square foot play space. The event features photo opportunities, digital interactions, games, and LEGO brick building activities. Kids receive an RFID wristband that brings the experience to life and unlocks LEGO surprises as they explore, build, and play their way through several play zones before adding their LEGO minifigure likeness to the ranks of Team Unstoppable. 1 pm.

    Miller Outdoor Theatre presents Summer Mixtape Series: Hip Hop Night

    Although the 50th anniversary of hip-hop happened last Friday, Miller Outdoor Theatre will host an evening of hip-hop this weekend to kick off the Miller Summer Mixtape Series. Celebrating the 50-year legacy of hip-hop, this event showcases Houston's vibrant music scene with an all-star lineup of talented local artists. Performers will include Paul Wall, DJ Mr Rogers, Lanell Grant, AJ McQueen, Phill Wade, and Doeman. 7:30 pm.

    Musiqa & NobleMotion presents Unchained

    Musiqa will present Unchained: A Collaborative Intermedia Tribute to Women’s Stories of Resilience. This two-night event showcases Iranian-American composer Badie Khaleghian, along with an array of talented artists and performers. The unique experience, brought to life through an innovative combination of live music, digital & physical art, and dance, offers a fresh perspective on the narratives of women through a diverse array of artistic mediums. 7:30 pm.

    Ghost Files Live!

    Experience the excitement of ghost hunting with the ghoul boys through a special screening of a never-before-seen episode of Ghost Files, followed by an exclusive Q&A session with the hosts themselves, Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej. The audience will have their burning questions answered as the hosts take the stage to share behind-the-scenes stories, discuss their most memorable investigations, and maybe even talk to a ghost or two. 8 pm.

    Saturday, August 19

    Children’s Museum Houston presents Blox Stars

    Hey now, you’re a Blox star! Feel like you’ve stepped into a video game when you come out to Children Museum Houston’s Roblox-themed event. Bring your A-game and cameras as you tackle all things inspired by the hit game and power up your imagination. Snap selfies with fun Roblox characters, play Roblox games at an exhilarating mobile spot, and get creative with Roblox-inspired dioramas. 10 am.

    National Aviation Day & Bussey Hot Air Balloon Event at Lone Star Flight Museum

    Calling all aviators! Enjoy a day that is all about aircraft. From helicopters and drones to warbirds and space shuttles, it’s a special day to celebrate aviation. There will be hands-on activities, plane tours, cockpit sneak peaks, tinkering with tools and don’t forget the flight simulators. The Bussey Hot Air Balloon Display is also complete and will be joining the museum’s permanent collection. You can build your own mini version of the Bussey balloon, while experimenting with the fundamentals of flight. 10 am.

    Hardy & Nance Studios presents The Abstract Art Show

    Hardy & Nance Studios will be getting back in the abstract swing of this weekend with its sixth-annual Abstract Art Show. The theme will be abstract art that explores the relationships of shape, form, color, and line to create a composition that breaks away from the traditional representation of physical objects. So, expect a lot of pieces that’ll bring to mind such abstract legends as Piet Mondrian, Wassily Kandinsky, Mark Rothko, Frank Ammerlaan, and Liam Everett, just to name a few. 5 pm.

    GRAJJ Presents Houston All-Stars

    Be ready to watch amazing artists perform live at GRAJJ's latest Houston All-Stars event. Scheduled to perform will be Jimmy Static, Trapstar AR, T-Rose, Saint Jordo, KVTHEGREATEST, Jay Siliezar, Dyllyn, and many more. Before that, there will be a fashion showcase – called Una Noche De Verano – at 5 pm, where such designers as 8 by Zaratures, Ombligo and Zena Temperz will provide a show with their variety of models. 9 pm.

    Sunday, August 20

    Goat Yoga at Little Woodrow’s

    Baaaamaste! Join Little Woodrow’s for some goat yoga under their covered patio. Come meet the pygmy "goats" while they roam through yoga classes and even join you for a pose or two. Inhale in to relax and breathe in the beautiful Texas air, then exhale out the laughter that is sure to follow with this activity. There will be complimentary mimosas after class, so this is an event you definitely don’t wanna miss. 10 am.

    Flying Saucer Draught Emporium presents 23rd Year Celebration

    Flying Saucer Draught Emporium celebrates 23 years in downtown Houston with a blowout. Marking the milestone for the craft beer pioneer, Flying Saucer will tap several brews from area breweries, including Firestone Walker, Other-Half, Evil Twin and Jester King, and offer exclusive pours from Celestial and Pinthouse. The new summer cocktail list will be featured and showcases both draft and crafted libations. Karaoke is open to the public and will include a Houston Brewery Karaoke Contest with Brash, Eureka Heights, and others. 11 am.

    Alamo Drafthouse Cinema presents Champagne Cinema: Drop Dead Gorgeous

    What do you get when you mix the absurdity of The State with the status-hungry sociopathy of teen beauty pageants? If Kind Hearts and Coronets had a riot-grrl soundtrack and an abundance of home-sewn culottes, it might look a little something like Michael Patrick Jann’s 1999 cult mockumentary, starring Kirsten Dunst and Denise Richards as rival pageant contestants. Raise a glass as our local Alamo Drafthouse celebrates this unique example of ‘90s excellence – with plenty of champagne available to order. 6:15 pm.



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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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