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America was robbed! Why Bristol Palin clearly deserved to win DWTS
Jennifer Grey won Dancing with the Stars. The predicted winner and the actress best known for dancing alongside legend Patrick Swayze swept the finals? BORING.
This is what happens when you let professionals decide scoring! They judge on dumb things like talent. While the viewers' vote determined the final results like usual Tuesday night, ultimately it seemed like the panel of judges picked the Stars winner. Their opinions held influence this time.
Why couldn’t the show have left it up to psychotic Tea Partiers like they did in a previous episode when Bristol Palin beat out Brandy despite a laughable performance by Palin?
It’s surpsing DWTS has made it as far as it has, considering reality TV banks on shock value and surprises. What would have been a better twist than crowning Bristol winner?
Besides, Bristol deserved the win. I’m not talking talent or merit. I’m talking pity.
Sure, the 50-year-old Grey was twice the age of many contestants and danced through a painful back injury. But Bristol Palin has to wake up and be Bristol Palin every day, and that’s way more a challenge than any ruptured disc.
After her humiliating abstinence-only campaign (what says FAIL more than a single mom pretending abstinence education works?) and her mom’s frequent abuse of the English language, (including recently tweeting “refudiate” in an unintentional combination of “repudiate” or “refute”) America needs to throw the girl a bone.
The single mom said winning “would be like a big middle finger to all the people who hate my mom and hate me.” Winning a dance competition on a reality TV show would definitely have been a slap in the face to left-of-Gandhi liberals like me.
I’d probably start voting Republican.
Why else should Bristol have won? Well, she’s the only fattie (by “fattie” I mean girl with above 15 percent body fat) who didn’t slim down. That’s simply UNFAIR. Being on DWTS is like getting an Adderall prescription: Even if you shouldn’t be on it you’re pretty much guaranteed to lose weight.