The Situation's wing man fail
The most recent episode of Jersey Shore was remarkable for a number of things: the increasingly obvious women-issues of The Situation (worst wing man ever), the shockingly superior-in-hotness girl Vinny "wifes up," and the hookup board that essentially determined that everyone in the house has — at the very least — herpes of the mouth.
But it's the Miami firemen that appeared to attend to a smoke-alarm scare that had commentators and castmembers freaking out. The faces of Miami's finest were blurred, sure, but their physiques were obvious — prompting J-Woww to deem them "prime A meat of man" and Snooki to say matter-of-factly, after waking up from an all-day hangover nap: "tall, tan, looked Italian . . . I would have smushed that, yes."
There was no real danger and the firemen got approximately 10 seconds of airtime as they poked around the cast's apartment.
Do you have a fireman fetish? And The Situation — what kind of wing man/human kicks out girls who won't smush without so much as a kiss and a Gatorade? Tell us in the comments.