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    The Ikea Challenge

    Is that IKEA furniture or a Rubik's Cube? The assembly contest continues

    Fayza A. Elmostehi
    Sep 30, 2010 | 1:44 pm
    • We've got a nice big couch in the CultureLounge. How long does it take to puttogether? Not as long as you think.
      Photo by Fayza A. Elmostehi
    • Our CultureLounge dining room table is probably bigger than you pictured, no?
      Photo by Fayza A. Elmostehi

    Remember that contest we had, where you were supposed to guess how long it took CultureMap writers-turned-design-savants Caroline Gallay and Steven Thomson to put together an Ikea couch and a table for The Ikea Challenge? And we were going to give you awesome tickets to Hairspray and Chefs Under Fire today?

    Yeah. Well. Hmm. How do I say this nicely?

    You were all woefully off the mark.

    Should a couch take longer to assemble than a table? You seemed to think so. But should it?

    I like you. We like you. And we felt bad for you, since you are our adoring fans and all. And to be honest, we probably left you guessing in the dark. Our bad.

    So we're giving you a few clues — and photo evidence of the assembled pieces — to give your inner Sherlock Holmes a better chance to come out.

    This project is all about deadlines. Caroline and Steven have to completely makeover an odd room in our new CultureMap office and transform it into a hip CultureLounge with furniture provided by IKEA in only 30 days. Even if it kills them. But we're giving you one extra day for your assembly guesses.

    The couch we're talking about is a classy, smoking-parlor-y Ikea Stockholm couch. With detachable parts consisting of legs and ... arms.

    The Stornas dining room table, on the other hand, is full of complexities, including an extension leaf (which Caroline and Steven also had to install), in addition to two standard leaves, and. .. legs. And things.

    Does that help?

    So let's keep going. We're extending the contest 'til Friday afternoon. If you've guessed before that attempt will still be included in the contest to win tickets, but you can also try again. Consider it a free do-over. After all, how many times do people have to start over while assembling IKEA furniture?

    Back to the contest. You're guessing on how long it will take Caroline and Steven — two healthy, physically fit (depending on how intense their bar adventures were the night before) twentysomethings — to put together the Ikea Stockholm couch. That's part one. Then, you're guessing how long it will take these furniture assembly amateurs to construct the Stornas dining room table (no, maybe-that-piece-really-isn't-necessary, stuff backs into the box allowed).

    Two separate guesses on these two specific pieces of furniture.

    Leave them in the comments section on this story so everyone can play along — Twitter and Facebook entries are also still being accepted.

    We just want you to win something already. Can't a girl give away some free stuff? Sheesh.

    Let's hear it!

    Other articles in the IKEA Challenge series:

    Creating a lounge in 30 days without killing each other

    Sizing up the room specs, spots for the Shelby Hodge statue & kissing booth

    The meddling begins: Our room makeover designers face opposition in the office

    The room makeover duo hits the store and encounters a velvet divide

    Paisley, accents & corkboard — design ideals from a flower child sorority girl hit the CultureLounge

    Mastering the "Steven Aesthetic": Clean lines and objets trouvés for the CultureLounge

    How long does it take two healthy, young adults to assemble IKEA furniture?

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    Movie Review

    Sheriff Bob Odenkirk is back in over-the-top new action movie 'Normal'

    Alex Bentley
    Apr 17, 2026 | 2:30 pm
    Bob Odenkirk in Normal
    Photo courtesy of Magnolia Pictures
    Bob Odenkirk in Normal.

    Screenwriter Derek Kolstad, who wrote the first three John Wick movies, has essentially had a blank check to do what he wants in the movie landscape since 2014. In recent years that has meant writing the action series Nobody for Bob Odenkirk, who has turned from a comedian into an unlikely action star in his sixties. Kolstad and Odenkirk are teaming up again in Normal.

    A film that tries to evoke Fargo in multiple ways, Normal finds Ulysses Richardson (Odenkirk) serving as a temporary sheriff for the small town of Normal, Minnesota after the previous sheriff died. Knowing he’s just a steward until a new sheriff is elected, Ulysses takes a live-and-let-live approach to the job, letting the deputies (Ryan Allen and Billy MacLellan) do the grunt work and trying to stay out of everyone’s way, including Mayor Kibner (Henry Winkler).

    A bank robbery attempt by two non-citizens upsets his best-laid plans in more ways than he can imagine. Not only is he forced to confront a crime not often seen in a town like Normal, but the robbery uncovers secrets that turn the film into an all-out bloodbath. Soon, almost everyone in town becomes involved in what comes to resemble a war, along with — you guessed it — Yakuza henchmen from Japan.

    Directed by Ben Wheatley and written by Kolstad, the film is a slight twist on the everyman-turned-hero character Odenkirk played in the two Nobody films. While Ulysses is in law enforcement, he prefers to use words instead of weapons, and it’s only when he’s pushed to the brink that he crosses that line. Naturally, his skills are beyond what anyone would expect of him, allowing him to match up well with people half his age.

    The film is not a comedy in the traditional sense, but instead aims for laughs by catching the audience off-guard with its ultraviolence. Some characters are dispatched in shockingly unexpected ways, with one of the only natural reactions to the jarring nature of their deaths being laughter. That’s not necessarily the case for other killings, which range from blasé to sadistic, and the only reason they count as entertainment is because the filmmakers have primed the audience to accept them as such.

    After a relatively solid setup, where Wheatley and Kolstad seem to take their time getting to know the main characters, the second half of the film is pure action that dispenses with good storytelling. Like many action movies, there are double crosses, surprise revelations, and more, but the filmmakers don’t seem to care about making sense of any character arcs. All they care about is delivering mayhem, and they succeed on that front.

    Odenkirk has perfected the mild-yet-intimidating nature of his action characters, and it is satisfying to see him get the better of those who have done him wrong. He doesn’t run or jump like fellow 63-year-old Tom Cruise, but — with the help of fast-paced editing — he still makes for a credible action hero. The only other actors of any note in the film are Winkler, who’s a nice presence with his sardonic personality, and Lena Headey, whose small role doesn't match up with her experience.

    You have to have a certain mindset to enjoy a film like Normal, but if you can abide its over-the-top bloodiness, it’s a serviceable action film. Few would have expected Odenkirk to take on these kinds of roles at this late stage of his career, but he’s making the most of his opportunities.

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    Normal opens in theaters on April 17.

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