keeping it classy
Busted: Which Jersey Shore "star" will go to jail next?
In a case of shockingly small-time crime, The King of good choices, Jersey Shore's Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro was arrested on account of unpaid parking tickets.
And who can blame him? GTL is incredibly time-consuming.
The Bronx-born bad boy has previously gotten into trouble in season one for a brawl on the Seaside Heights, N.J. boardwalk, so we were really hoping for something a little juicier from the juicehead. We've known Ronnie for over a year now — the least we could ask for is an acute cocaine problem.
For the meanwhile, we must settle for Ronnie making sexual gesticulations while holding a Special K cereal box and slapping around his on-again-off-again girlfriend Sammi "I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet" Giancola. What is it about men with obnoxious chortles wrapped in Affliction T-shirts that's so appealing?
The 24-year-old's arrest arrives only a few weeks following the incarceration of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi for public intoxication in the Garden State. While Snooki relied on castmate Jenni "J-Woww" Farley to bail her out, Ronnie was released in a matter of hours. *Yawn*


