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    Live Music Now

    These are the 6 best concerts in Houston this week

    Johnston Farrow
    Johnston Farrow
    Jul 9, 2019 | 3:25 pm

    A potential storm in the Gulf may wreak havoc with the live music schedule this week, but should Houston audiences be spared, last week's mainstream music schedule gives way to a strong lineup of critically acclaimed touring acts featuring diverse sounds including rock, R&B, soul, adult contemporary, hip-hop, and EDM.

    CultureMap's biggest, best, and most notable shows of the week are as follows:

    New Found Glory at HOB
    It appears there are plenty of emo fans in Houston as yet another band partial to punk hooks and lyrics not afraid to express all the feels visits the Bayou City. New Found Glory rode the wave of early-2000s pop-punk up the charts next to such luminaries as Good Charlotte and Saves the Day but with a much more playful and, some might say, goofier sensibility.

    One of the few true survivors of the era, NFG reached as high as No. 3 on the charts with 2004's Catalyst on the back of high energy performances and headlining slots on the Vans Warped tour. The band comes into town as part of its From the Screen to Your Stereo to Your Town tour, an obvious tongue-in-cheek reference to their beginnings on MTV, back when that station played actual music videos.

    New Found Glory is at House of Blues, located at 1204 Caroline St., on Wednesday, July 10. Real Friends and The Real November open. Tickets start at $24.50, plus fees. Doors open at 6 pm.

    Free show of the week: The Song + Story Series
    Call it VH1 Storytellers for local bands. The Hines Center for Spirituality and Prayer in downtown Houston is now hosting the Song + Story Series every Friday through August 16, featuring local acts breaking down their songs in an intimate setting. This Friday will feature electro-soul act The Hue, followed by Ben Jerrad on July 19, Chase Jordan on 7/26, Franchelle Lucas "Fre Wuhn" on August 2, Gio Chamba on August 9, and Max Flinn on August 16. The best part might be the free samples Saint Arnold Brewery will provide to attendees, which makes for a great way to discover local acts and a cheap night out on the town.

    The Song + Story Series takes place at the Hines Center, located at 500 Prairie St., on Fridays through August 16. Friday’s event features The Hue. Admission is free. Show starts at 7 pm.

    21 Savage at WOMH
    Let's send positive vibes and a prayer to the weather gods ahead of the 21 Savage show on the lawn at White Oak Music Hall this Friday. No other venue has struggled more with cancellations over the past few months due to the chaotic nature of Houston climate (MGMT) or band break-ups (Turnpike Troubadours), which is a real shame, because the White Oak lawn has the distinction of being one of the best places to catch a show in Houston.

    A tropical depression forming in the Gulf makes this date a toss-up, so check your weather forecast before you head out. In the event that it does go down, fans will see one of the hottest rappers in the world right now, the Atlanta-based rapper appearing on tracks by Cardi B and Post Malone, all the while dealing with his own issues centering around his citizenship in one of the more high-profile ICE crackdowns.

    21 Savage plays the White Oak Music Hall lawn, located at 2915 N. Main St., on Friday, July 12. Young Nudy and Calboy open. Tickets start at $18, plus fees. Gates open at 6:30 pm.

    Michael McDonald and Chaka Khan
    This Cynthia Woods bill is a bit of a head-scratcher. Michael McDonald is the definition of adult contemporary rock, rising to fame as the voice of the Doobie Brothers before embarking on a successful solo career with numerous radio hits your dad swears by. His middle-of-the-road style is so distinct, it became a hilarious running joke in the Steve Carrell film The 40-Year-Old Virgin. The main reason to head out to this one is 2019 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Chaka Khan, who has experienced a career renaissance based on an electric live show and four decades of hits, including those from her time in funk band Rufus ("Tell Me Something Good") and her solo career ("I Feel for You," "Through the Fire").

    Michael McDonald and Chaka Khan perform at Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, located at 2005 Lake Robbins Dr. in The Woodlands, on Friday, July 12. Devon Gilfillian opens. Tickets start at $49.50, plus fees. Gates open at 6 pm.

    CultureMap show of the week: Diplo
    If Michael McDonald is the definition of adult contemporary, Diplo is the face of the excess of EDM. Even if many don't know his music, his over-the-top personality, constant social media posts, and ties to many hot, young stars in the entertainment industry have made him a very rich man. But when it comes down to it, it's his dub and Caribbean-influenced beats that make him a performer too hard to ignore, playing the Svengali to the buzziest artists in the world (M.I.A., Skrillex, Justin Bieber).

    His persona has been so central to his success, that it even spawned a spoof series, What Would Diplo Do?, starring James Van Der Beek as the man himself. If you're a fan of the beats, this is your chance to see one of the biggest performers in the world inside and outside the genre.

    Diplo takes over Stereo Live, located at 6400 Richmond Ave., on Saturday, July 13. Tickets are $69, plus a $17.33 service fee. Show starts at 10 pm.

    CultureMap recommends: The Head and the Heart
    Seattle group The Head and the Heart came around at the perfect time when acoustic folk-rock bands became all the rage (thanks, Mumford and Sons), shooting up the charts and becoming a touring mainstay in the process. They built their cred with smart business decisions, including signing to the interminably cool Sub Pop records before hitting the big leagues on a major label. First gaining traction with "Lost in My Mind" from their debut 2010 self-titled album, the band has consistently found radio success with hits such as "All We Ever Knew" and "Missed Connection." They back that up with a driving live show, a must-see for anyone who enjoys woods and wires over a rock foundation.

    The Head and the Heart are at White Oak Music Hall, located at 2915 N. Main St., on Saturday, July 13. Hippo Campus opens. Tickets start at $44, plus fees. Doors open at 7 pm.

    The Head and the Heart are at White Oak Music Hall on Saturday, July 13.

    The Head and the Heart
    Photo courtesy Sub Pop Records
    The Head and the Heart are at White Oak Music Hall on Saturday, July 13.
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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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