Her Tix Don't Lie
Like this is perfecto: Shakira to offer tour tickets for $9.50
Admit it. You've rolled up your shirt. You've tucked the bottom hem into the elastic of your bra. You've pushed down the waistband of your pants to expose your jutting hipbones. You've planted the backs your palms firmly on top of your head, elbows splayed outward, fingertips curled inward.
And then, after setting the scene, you began to undulate your stomach and jiggle your hips from side to side. Just to see if you could do it like Shakira does it.
You know you have. 'Cause underneath your clothes, everybody wants to shimmy like Shakira. It's not her fault that she's so irresistible.
This week, la Princesa of Truth-Telling Hips recently announced a few dates and cities on her upcoming United States tour. By the grace of beaded hip scarves, Houston's Toyota Center made the (very, very) short list. Evidently Shakira understands that whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together.
While to most, this musical visit to our fair country — the first since 2006 — would be monumental enough, there's more about which to rejoice. The Colombian-Lebanese she wolf wants to be the exception that gets a bit of your attention.
Although Shakira never imagined there were only 10 million ways to love somebody, we're pretty sure she found Way #10,000,001 to love her adoring fans.
In select markets, "to ensure affordability for all of her fans, Shakira is offering a limited quantity of tickets priced at $9.50." Oh, Shaki, when you talk like that, you make a city go mad!
While we aren't quite sure what exactly constitutes a "select market," we're gunnin' for a little favoritism extended to the Bayou City, as we're obviously one of the three North American metropolises she deemed gyration-worthy.
But we can always play by ear. And that's the deal, my dear.
