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    Big Bang Theory

    A musical box of chocolates: Big Bang concert from River Oaks Chamber Orchestra aims to be a journey

    Joel Luks
    Apr 20, 2013 | 7:02 am

    Here's a sure way to confuse anyone: Tell them you are a percussionist.

    It isn't like mastering the violin, piano or some obscure cousin of the oboe in which a musician focuses on one principal instrument and perhaps a few of its brothers and sisters — like the flute plus the piccolo, the clarinet plus the pesky e-flat soprano or a singer and a metronome (because we all know vocalists can't count or keep time).

    The designation of "percussionist" is akin to "engineer," a label that baffles more than it clarifies as the métier encompasses anything from banging on a can, plucking a cactus, clapping, hitting the daylights out of a tam tam, sinking a gong in water, massaging a crystal glass and making thunderous sounds by undulating a large sheet of metal, in addition to more traditional instruments, say the timpani, snare drum, marimba, tambourine, triangle, castanets and cymbals. And the whip — one of my personal favorites.

    " Everyone reacts to music in their own way. Music takes them through their own pathway."

    Behold one of the challenges of scoring for percussion: There are just too many choices. Too many possibilities. And as one of personality traits of masters of baterie (note: don't call them drummers) is a willingness to do just about anything — heck, Lou Harrison wrote for oxygen tanks and muted plumber's pipes — a percussion concerto is not dissimilar to opening a box of chocolates.

    You never know what you are going to get.

    The River Oaks Chamber Orchestra (ROCO) Saturday and Sunday concert, ably titled "Big Bang," programs the Houston premiere of New Jersey-native Jonathan Leshnoff's Concerto for Two Percussionists & Orchestra with soloists Matt McClung, who performs regularly with the ensemble, and Todd Meehan. André Raphel, who was assistant to Kurt Masur at the New York Philharmonic and served as assistant conductor of the Philadelphia Orchestra, makes his ROCO debut.

    It's the potential of creating vivid timbers that first lured Leshnoff, whose first instrument was violin, to write for percussion. Critics have noted that this young composer's aesthetic anchors on "fresh sonorities" (Dallas Morning News), "iridescent colors," (Washington Post) and "tart, insinuating harmonies," (San Francisco Chronicle). His music has been performed by the Chamber Orchestra of Philadelphia, the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra and the Philadelphia Orchestra, and recorded on the Naxos label's American Classic series.

    "When I first was starting out professionally, the only musicians who were interested in my works were percussionists and saxophonists," Leshnoff jokes. "Perhaps its their adventurous nature that attracted them to my music."

    The piece originally started with the Meehan/Perkins Duo, comprising of Todd Meehan, assistant professor of percussion at Baylor University, and Doug Perkins. As is sometimes customary with new contemporary music commissions, the concerto was underwritten by a consortium of players, including the duo, ROCO, Baylor University Symphony, Duluth-Superior Symphony Orchestra and the Round Top Festival Institute, where the work had its world premiere in June.

    "If I don't take somebody somewhere, then I haven't fulfilled my responsibility as a composer."

    "There's always a practical limitation when writing for percussion instruments," Leshnoff says. "It's very important to think about stage layout — that can be a nightmare — and how the musicians are going to get around the instruments. And what fits in a truck."

    The three-part oeuvre flourishes from what he calls a germ kernel motif whose job is to generate material that unites the overarching compositional framework. Yet Leshnoff paints a different aural world from movement to movement by how he groups together percussion instruments. In Con Forza (with force), he opts for membranophones (unpitched instruments) such as tom toms, bongos and wood blocks that forge rapidly changing textures. The middle movement exploits the metallic qualities of the crotales and the vibraphone, sometimes played with a double bass bow, to render glorious, resonant and lyrical tones that find repose in an inconclusive ending.

    The last movement, which is introduced via a cadenza, is primarily written for two marimbas. It's a driving tour de force with shifting symmetrical and asymmetrical meters that blasts off from incessant virtuosic passages in the solo lines that are later mimicked and repeated by the strings and winds. It's a wild escapade reminiscent of John Adams' Short Ride in a Fast Machine.

    "I feel very strongly that I take audiences on a journey," Leshnoff explains. "If I don't take somebody somewhere, then I haven't fulfilled my responsibility as a composer."

    So hop on. What do you have to lose?

    "Everyone reacts to music in their own way. Music takes them through their own pathway — in their own heart and soul. But if I don't take them with me, I've failed. I'm interested in helping audiences find something meaningful in music."

    On the program are also selections by Respighi, Mendelssohn and a surprise piece, typical of ROCO musicales — like a box of chocolates.

    The Meehan Perkins Duo, made up of Todd Meehan, assistant professor of percussion at Baylor University, and Doug Perkins, were part of a consortium who commissioned Jonathan Leshnoff's Concerto for Two Percussionists & Orchestra.

    ROCO concert percussion premiere musicians
    Photo by Ben Johansen
    The Meehan Perkins Duo, made up of Todd Meehan, assistant professor of percussion at Baylor University, and Doug Perkins, were part of a consortium who commissioned Jonathan Leshnoff's Concerto for Two Percussionists & Orchestra.
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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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