Or as Charlie Sheen put in when he tweeted on Thursday, "Fastballs keep coming. 12 more shows added."
The 45-year-old actor, who has mesmerized the nation with his stream-of-conscious ramblings and feud with producers who fired him from his starring role on the most popular comedy on TV, is bringing his Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is not an Option show to the Verizon Wireless Theater on April 26.
Tickets go on sale Saturday at 10 a.m. Prices range from $57.62-$107.91, including taxes and fees.
In other cities, Sheen has also offered a "Meet and Greet Package" for $575 (taxes/fees included), so presumably that will happen in Houston. Fans will spend a few moments with Sheen, get a seat in the first 10 rows and receive a personal autographed photo.
Sheen sold out his first two shows in Detroit on April 2 and Chicago on April 3 within 18 minutes and quickly added shows in five more cities, including Cleveland, Columbus, New York, Wallingford, Conn., and Boston.
The latest cities added in addition to Houston include Dallas, Denver, San Francisco, Washington, D.C., Atlanta, Toronto and Vancouver, where the tour will presumably end on May 2.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Sheen is renting the mid-sized venues in each city and absorbing production costs. Touring sources estimate he can pocket $150,000 per show, so that he could make up the $1.2 million salary he was getting for one episode in Two and a Half Men in 10 performances.
It's quite a spring for Verizon. Sheen will appear at the downtown Houston venue a few days before Willie Nelson and Ke$ha and about a month after Glenn Beck.
For a series whose first two films made over $5 billion combined worldwide, Avatar has a curious lack of widespread cultural impact. The films seem to exist in a sort of vacuum, popping up for their run in theaters and then almost as quickly disappearing from the larger movie landscape. The third of five planned movies, Avatar: Fire and Ash, is finally being released three years after its predecessor, Avatar: The Way of Water.
The new film finds the main duo, human-turned-Na’vi Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) and his native Na’vi wife, Neytiri (Zoë Saldaña), still living with the water-loving Metkayina clan led by Ronal (Kate Winslet) and Tonowari (Cliff Curtis). While Jake and Neytiri still play a big part, the focus shifts significantly to their two surviving children, Lo’ak (Britain Dalton) and Tuk (Trinity Jo-Li Bliss), as well as two they’ve essentially adopted, Kiri (Sigourney Weaver) and Spider (Jack Champion).
Miles Quaritch (Stephen Lang), who lives on in a fabricated Na’vi body, is still looking for revenge on Jake, and he finds help in the form of the Mangkwan Clan (aka the Ash People), led by Varang (Oona Chaplin). Quaritch’s access to human weapons and the Mangkwan’s desire for more power on the moon known as Pandora make them a nice match, and they team up to try to dominate the other tribes.
Aside from the story, the main point of making the films for writer/director James Cameron is showing off his considerable technical filmmaking prowess, and that is on full display right from the start. The characters zoom around both the air and sea on various creatures with which they’ve bonded, providing Cameron and his team with plenty of opportunities to put the audience right there with them. Cameron’s preferred viewing method of 3D makes the experience even more immersive, even if the high frame rate he uses makes some scenes look too realistic for their own good.
The story, as it has been in the first two films, is a mixed bag. Cameron and co-writers Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver start off well, having Jake, Neytiri, and their kids continue mourning the death of Neteyam (Jamie Flatters) in the previous film. The struggle for power provides an interesting setup, but Cameron and his team seem to drag out the conflict for much too long. This is the longest Avatar film yet, and you really start to feel it in the back half as the filmmakers add on a bunch of unnecessary elements.
Worse than the elongated story, though, is the hackneyed dialogue that Cameron, Jaffa, and Silver have come up with. Almost every main character is forced to spout lines that diminish the importance of the events around them. The writers seemingly couldn’t resist trying to throw in jokes despite them clashing with the tone of the scenes in which they’re said. Combined with the somewhat goofy nature of the Na’vi themselves (not to mention talking whales), the eye-rolling words detract from any excitement or emotion the story builds up.
A pre-movie behind-the-scenes short film shows how the actors act out every scene in performance capture suits, lending an authenticity to their performances. Still, some performers are better than others, with Saldaña, Worthington, and Lang standing out. It’s more than a little weird having Weaver play a 14-year-old girl, but it works relatively well. Those who actually get to show their real faces are collectively fine, but none of them elevate the film overall.
There are undoubtedly some Avatar superfans for which Fire and Ash will move the larger story forward in significant ways. For anyone else, though, the film is a demonstration of both the good and bad sides of Cameron. As he’s proven for 40 years, his visuals are (almost) beyond reproach, but the lack of a story that sticks with you long after you’ve left the theater keeps the film from being truly memorable.
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Avatar: Fire and Ash opens in theaters on December 19.