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    An intimate, tuneful trip: Houston Friends of Chamber Music 2013-14 season disrobes classical music

    Joel Luks
    Mar 8, 2013 | 12:01 am

    Oh, to be a fly on the wall when the Houston Friends of Chamber Music volunteer board gathers to curate its season.

    Tucked away in a small conference room at Rice University's Shepherd School of Music, this particular 31-member committee annual meeting is deemed most lively — let's say "entertaining" — as passionate, savvy and opinionated chamber music devotees, most of whom are walking encyclopedias of the genre, amicably "battle" it out to offer their loyal subscriber base a well-balanced menu across the nine concerts set for HFCM's 53rd season.

    Among the volunteers is Dr. Daniel Musher, a professor in the Department of Medicine-Infectious Disease at the Baylor College of Medicine, also an accomplished amateur violinist who performs chamber music and with the Texas Medical Center Orchestra. He aspires to find an equilibrium between popular groups for Houston audiences, fresh, never-before heard crews and ensembles that visit the city occasionally.

    Something familiar, something new — with just the right shake of salt and pepper.

    "I've been taking care of the programing for Houston Friends of Chamber Music since before most were born," Musher jokes.

    "Now that it's so easy to have access and listen to classical music, people expect a lot from the live concert experience."

    Musher, who spends countless hours negotiating with management firms and poring over contracts, listens to a myriad of recordings — blindly. His wife removes CDs from their jewel cases to keep the identify of the ensembles under wraps. Other board members follow suit.

    The process ensures HFCM's programming policy is based largely on artistic merit.

    Musher credits the city's electric art scene for the company's devoted and stable subscriber base. But there was a problem that had to be addressed, sooner or later.

    "We weren't growing," he adds. "And the board, most of whom are insiders when it comes to chamber music, needed to understand why."

    When Lucile Agaisse, a violinist, composer and pianist who holds an MBA degree with specialties in marketing, joined the board last year, her first initiative was to delve deep into research to decipher the proclivities of classical music audiences. She conducted more than 20, one-on-one, two-hour interviews to analyze people's conceptions and misconceptions of the genre.

    "Most people didn't know how to describe chamber music," Agaisse says. "But despite that, they knew they wanted more than to be to close to the music, more than to be close to the performers — they wanted to have an intimate experience. And that's exactly what chamber music offers, although the term incites a reaction that's often not positive."

    With the arrival of the digital revolution, how people approach classical music has changed, she explains. The abundance of recordings and tracks easily accessed online for free doesn't translate to increased knowledge or awareness. Rather, it leads to confusion. The answer isn't more academic education, she says, but friendly dialogue.

    "Now that it's so easy to have access and listen to classical music, people expect a lot from the live concert experience," Musher says. "They want the concert to take them away. A concert is — should be — like a trip into another world, and the performers are here to guide them into this world."

    HFCM's 2013-14 season, dubbed "Classical Music: Closer than Ever," aims to address those concerns. Expect wine and cheese socials at intermission and ensembles to chat with audience members from the stage and during post-concert meet and greet receptions.

    FRESH, UNEXPECTED FLAVORS NEW TO HOUSTON

    Unlike other professional yet occasional wind quintets, Grammy nominated Imani Winds (Oct. 15) is a fulltime group focused on advancing the scope of the collage of sound manifested from five disparate instruments. Arrangements of tunes like Mendelssohn's Scherzo from A Midsummer Night's Dream and Ravel's Le Tombeau de Couperin are trendy for wind ensembles. But Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring? That's hot, and so is Palestinian-American composer Simon Shaheen's Dance Mediterranea.

    The Elias String Quartet (March 25, 2014) is among the next generation of string foursomes whose intense and energetic recordings of standard repertoire are giving listeners something to talk about. As described by The Strad, look forward to a "heaven-storming performance" with Beethoven's String Quartet in E Minor, Op. 59, No. 2, Debussy's String Quartet in G minor and a work commissioned for and premiered by the Elias, Sally Beamish's Reed Stanzas, that nods to the British composer's home in Scotland.

    Although Kremerata Baltica with Gidon Kremer (Feb. 4, 2014) isn't a stranger in contemporary music circles, especially at the hands of its Latvian rock star violinist, this performance marks its HFCM debut with a program of 20th century compositions. Weinberg's Concertino for Violin and Strings, Shotakovich's Violin Sonata and Britten's Variations on a Theme of Frank Bridge comprise an unusual, risqué playbill.

    A SPRINKLING OF SALT & PEPPER

    Now that the Tokyo String Quartet has retired, HFCM is seeking a group to take their place as a local favorite that either kicks off or ends each season. The Miró Quartet (Sept. 17), currently on residence at the University of Texas at Austin, has strong Houston roots. In fact, when violinist William Fedkenheuer was studying at Shepherd with Kathleen Winkler, he worked as an usher for the company's events.

    This homecoming of sorts opens the season with Schubert's Quarttersatz and Beethoven's String Quartet No. 7 in F major "Razumovsky." Adding spice to the musicale is Philip Glass' String Quartet No. 5.

    The through-composed program of The King's Singers (Dec. 9) — think show choir of a classy echelon —will highlight its impeccable a cappella virtuosity. The Pacifica Quartet's (Jan. 16, 2014) colorful affect will do justice to pieces by Haydn, Brahms and Shostakovich's String Quartet No. 7. ​The Fauré Quartett (Feb. 25, 2014) returns with works by Strauss, Mozart and Frank Bridge.

    MUSICAL MEAT & POTATOES

    The Academy of St. Martin in the Fields Chamber Ensemble (Nov. 7) could have performed the Mendelssohn Octet, but that would have been predictable. Instead, the string players' elegant, European aesthetic will offer Brahm's Sextet in B-flat major, Enescu's Octet in C major and — wait for it — Shostakovich's Prelude and Scherzo for String Octet, a rarely performed piece.

    The Emerson String Quartet (April 29, 2014), in its new configuration with cellist Paul Watkins replacing David Finckel, will close the season with a meat and potatoes program of Haydn's String Quartet No. 3 in G minor, Op. 20, Mozart's String Quartet in E-flat major, K. 428 and Beethoven's String Quartet No. 8 in C major "Razumovsky."

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    Subscriptions to Houston Friends of Chamber Music series can be purchased by calling 713-348-5400 or online. Full season tickets start at $190 for adults, $185 for seniors and $90 for students. A three-concert package is available starting at $25 per concert for adults and seniors.

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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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