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    It's Party Time

    The 10 hottest (and most exclusive) Super Bowl parties in Houston

    Marcy de Luna
    Feb 1, 2017 | 2:13 pm

    Houston is set to host Super Bowl LI on Sunday and the city’s social scene is kicking into high gear with several mega soirees going on all week, and weekend, long.

    So many parties, so little time.

    Allow us to narrow down the choices for you. Before the New England Patriots and Atlanta Falcons hit the field at NRG Stadium, get amped for the big game at these 10 hottest Super Bowl parties.

    Thursday, February 2

    The Big Texas Party: Presented by CultureMap, ESPN Radio, SB Nation
    Former Houston Oilers Mike Barber, Gregg Bingham, and Cris Dishman, along with former Dallas Cowboys Ed "Too Tall" Jones and Randy White, are set to host blowout Super Bowl soiree, The Big Texas Party. And they’re taking this pre-game bash for the NFL’s biggest game of the year seriously with tasty ‘cue from some of the city’s top joints (think El Burro & The Bull, Feges BBQ, and Killen's Barbecue), plus bourbon, beer, surprise NFL stars, and a slew of VIP guests like Elvin Hayes, Jamaal Charles,​ Jadeveon Clowney,​ and Ricky Williams. What’s more, country star Bart Crow, named one of Rolling Stone’s “10 new country artists you need to know,” will perform. You don’t want to miss it! (Silver Street Studios; 2000 Edwards St., 77007; Tickets:$125 to $1,250).

    EA Sports Bowl
    It’s video game paradise at EA Sports Bowl, the successor to the long-running EA Sports Madden Bowl. Pro athletes will go head-to-head in both EA SPORTS Madden NFL 17 and FIFA 17 tournaments before a trio of top entertainers hit the stage, including country music singer Sam Hunt, Grammy-nominated duo The Chainsmokers, and Snoop Dogg. Expect to see sports stars like Eric Berry, Dak Prescott, Mike Evans, and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson on the sticks. (Club Nomadic; 2121 Edwards St., 77007; Tickets: $100-$275 per person).

    Friday, February 3

    Bruno Mars at Club Nomadic: Presented by LIFEWTR
    Pop superstar Bruno Mars, who just released his 24K Magic album, will bring his Uptown Funk to newly-constructed, 62,500 square-foot traveling nightclub Club Nomadic. Our dancing shoes are ready. (Club Nomadic; 2121 Edwards St., 77007; Sold out, but tickets on Ticketmaster resale site $200-$1,200 per person; agencies like Vivid Seats also have tickets starting at $158).

    ESPN The Party Houston
    Super Bowl weekend gets Fergalicious at ESPN’s The Party thanks to a performance by The Duchess herself, Fergie. DJ Khaled will also headline the over-the-top affair in a warehouse decorated in "construction chic." If you can’t score a ticket to the exclusive shindig, watch it live on ESPN at 10 pm CST (1201 Oliver Street, Tickets: invite only).

    Leather and Laces (Friday and Saturday night parties)
    A favorite of Victoria's Secret models and Hollywood celebrities, the sexy Leather and Laces soiree spans two nights. Friday, NKOTB member and Blue Blood star Donnie Wahlberg and his wife Sirius XM/iHeart Radio Host and actress Jenny McCarthy will host with Sprint Cup Winner Kyle Busch. Victoria Secret Angel's Adriana Lima and Sara Sampaio will head up Saturday’s party, which will feature performances by Cirque USA, DJ Michael Jerome, DJ Avi, and DJ Automatic (Hughes Manor Campus; 2811 Washington Avenue; Tickets: $375 to $20,000).

    Saturday, February 4

    Taste of the NFL
    Top chefs from the 32 NFL cities, including Houston's Robert Del Grande of Cafe Annie, will team up with Hall of Fame and alumni players from each of the NFL franchises to serve up delicious fare at the 26th annual Taste of the NFL. The Band Perry will play for guests including Fox sports broadcaster Daryl Johnston, Miss America 2017 Savvy Shields, and celebrity chef Andrew Zimmern. Taste of the NFL is dedicated to raising funds for hunger relief (University of Houston; Tickets: $700 - $10,000).

    Rolling Stone Live Super Bowl Party
    It stands to reason that this party, hosted by leading entertainment publication Rolling Stone Magazine, boasts a killer lineup of artists including Grammy-nominated rapper Diplo, hip-hop artist Nas, and DJ Cassidy. The magazine, which has covered the music industry since 1967, is celebrating its 50th anniversary and, as this A-list event kicks off the celebration, it’s guaranteed to be one heck of a blowout bash (Museum of Fine Arts, Houston; Tickets: invite only).

    DirectTV's Super Saturday Night
    “Bad Blood” singer Taylor Swift will be the top bill at the DirecTV’s 12th annual Super Saturday Night concert, slotted for the night before the Big Game. The event, hosted by Mark Cuban, marks Swift's first time performing as part of the Super Bowl festivities (Club Nomadic; 2121 Edwards St., 77007; Tickets: invite only).

    The 2017 Maxim Party
    Houston-based rapper Travis Scott and DJ Khaled headline Maxim Magazine’s legendary annual bash. Get your motors running, there will also be a Monster Energy FMX Motorcycle show, as well as art installations and countless celebrity attendees (Smart Financial Centre, Sugar Land; Tickets: $750 - $22,500).

    Sunday, February 5

    2017 Players Tailgate
    Tailgate like a VIP with chef and TV personality Guy Fieri and over 30 NFL players. Fieri, joined by chefs Eddie Jackson, Aaron May, Douglas Rodriguez, Reno Henriques, Rodolfo Valdes and Pete Blohme, has created a menu of stellar eats, including made-to-order gourmet nachos, tender brisket smoked 18 hours, and whole Maine lobster. Bon appetit (Mike Calvert Toyota; Tickets: $699 per person).

    Pop superstar Bruno Mars performs Friday night at Club Nomadic.

    Bruno Mars
    Photo by Kai Z. Feng
    Pop superstar Bruno Mars performs Friday night at Club Nomadic.
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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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