• Home
  • popular
  • EVENTS
  • submit-new-event
  • CHARITY GUIDE
  • Children
  • Education
  • Health
  • Veterans
  • Social Services
  • Arts + Culture
  • Animals
  • LGBTQ
  • New Charity
  • TRENDING NEWS
  • News
  • City Life
  • Entertainment
  • Sports
  • Home + Design
  • Travel
  • Real Estate
  • Restaurants + Bars
  • Arts
  • Society
  • Innovation
  • Fashion + Beauty
  • subscribe
  • about
  • series
  • Embracing Your Inner Cowboy
  • Green Living
  • Summer Fun
  • Real Estate Confidential
  • RX In the City
  • State of the Arts
  • Fall For Fashion
  • Cai's Odyssey
  • Comforts of Home
  • Good Eats
  • Holiday Gift Guide 2010
  • Holiday Gift Guide 2
  • Good Eats 2
  • HMNS Pirates
  • The Future of Houston
  • We Heart Hou 2
  • Music Inspires
  • True Grit
  • Hoops City
  • Green Living 2011
  • Cruizin for a Cure
  • Summer Fun 2011
  • Just Beat It
  • Real Estate 2011
  • Shelby on the Seine
  • Rx in the City 2011
  • Entrepreneur Video Series
  • Going Wild Zoo
  • State of the Arts 2011
  • Fall for Fashion 2011
  • Elaine Turner 2011
  • Comforts of Home 2011
  • King Tut
  • Chevy Girls
  • Good Eats 2011
  • Ready to Jingle
  • Houston at 175
  • The Love Month
  • Clifford on The Catwalk Htx
  • Let's Go Rodeo 2012
  • King's Harbor
  • FotoFest 2012
  • City Centre
  • Hidden Houston
  • Green Living 2012
  • Summer Fun 2012
  • Bookmark
  • 1987: The year that changed Houston
  • Best of Everything 2012
  • Real Estate 2012
  • Rx in the City 2012
  • Lost Pines Road Trip Houston
  • London Dreams
  • State of the Arts 2012
  • HTX Fall For Fashion 2012
  • HTX Good Eats 2012
  • HTX Contemporary Arts 2012
  • HCC 2012
  • Dine to Donate
  • Tasting Room
  • HTX Comforts of Home 2012
  • Charming Charlie
  • Asia Society
  • HTX Ready to Jingle 2012
  • HTX Mistletoe on the go
  • HTX Sun and Ski
  • HTX Cars in Lifestyle
  • HTX New Beginnings
  • HTX Wonderful Weddings
  • HTX Clifford on the Catwalk 2013
  • Zadok Sparkle into Spring
  • HTX Let's Go Rodeo 2013
  • HCC Passion for Fashion
  • BCAF 2013
  • HTX Best of 2013
  • HTX City Centre 2013
  • HTX Real Estate 2013
  • HTX France 2013
  • Driving in Style
  • HTX Island Time
  • HTX Super Season 2013
  • HTX Music Scene 2013
  • HTX Clifford on the Catwalk 2013 2
  • HTX Baker Institute
  • HTX Comforts of Home 2013
  • Mothers Day Gift Guide 2021 Houston
  • Staying Ahead of the Game
  • Wrangler Houston
  • First-time Homebuyers Guide Houston 2021
  • Visit Frisco Houston
  • promoted
  • eventdetail
  • Greystar Novel River Oaks
  • Thirdhome Go Houston
  • Dogfish Head Houston
  • LovBe Houston
  • Claire St Amant podcast Houston
  • The Listing Firm Houston
  • South Padre Houston
  • NextGen Real Estate Houston
  • Pioneer Houston
  • Collaborative for Children
  • Decorum
  • Bold Rock Cider
  • Nasher Houston
  • Houston Tastemaker Awards 2021
  • CityNorth
  • Urban Office
  • Villa Cotton
  • Luck Springs Houston
  • EightyTwo
  • Rectanglo.com
  • Silver Eagle Karbach
  • Mirador Group
  • Nirmanz
  • Bandera Houston
  • Milan Laser
  • Lafayette Travel
  • Highland Park Village Houston
  • Proximo Spirits
  • Douglas Elliman Harris Benson
  • Original ChopShop
  • Bordeaux Houston
  • Strike Marketing
  • Rice Village Gift Guide 2021
  • Downtown District
  • Broadstone Memorial Park
  • Gift Guide
  • Music Lane
  • Blue Circle Foods
  • Houston Tastemaker Awards 2022
  • True Rest
  • Lone Star Sports
  • Silver Eagle Hard Soda
  • Modelo recipes
  • Modelo Fighting Spirit
  • Athletic Brewing
  • Rodeo Houston
  • Silver Eagle Bud Light Next
  • Waco CVB
  • EnerGenie
  • HLSR Wine Committee
  • All Hands
  • El Paso
  • Houston First
  • Visit Lubbock Houston
  • JW Marriott San Antonio
  • Silver Eagle Tupps
  • Space Center Houston
  • Central Market Houston
  • Boulevard Realty
  • Travel Texas Houston
  • Alliantgroup
  • Golf Live
  • DC Partners
  • Under the Influencer
  • Blossom Hotel
  • San Marcos Houston
  • Photo Essay: Holiday Gift Guide 2009
  • We Heart Hou
  • Walker House
  • HTX Good Eats 2013
  • HTX Ready to Jingle 2013
  • HTX Culture Motive
  • HTX Auto Awards
  • HTX Ski Magic
  • HTX Wonderful Weddings 2014
  • HTX Texas Traveler
  • HTX Cifford on the Catwalk 2014
  • HTX United Way 2014
  • HTX Up to Speed
  • HTX Rodeo 2014
  • HTX City Centre 2014
  • HTX Dos Equis
  • HTX Tastemakers 2014
  • HTX Reliant
  • HTX Houston Symphony
  • HTX Trailblazers
  • HTX_RealEstateConfidential_2014
  • HTX_IW_Marks_FashionSeries
  • HTX_Green_Street
  • Dating 101
  • HTX_Clifford_on_the_Catwalk_2014
  • FIVE CultureMap 5th Birthday Bash
  • HTX Clifford on the Catwalk 2014 TEST
  • HTX Texans
  • Bergner and Johnson
  • HTX Good Eats 2014
  • United Way 2014-15_Single Promoted Articles
  • Holiday Pop Up Shop Houston
  • Where to Eat Houston
  • Copious Row Single Promoted Articles
  • HTX Ready to Jingle 2014
  • htx woodford reserve manhattans
  • Zadok Swiss Watches
  • HTX Wonderful Weddings 2015
  • HTX Charity Challenge 2015
  • United Way Helpline Promoted Article
  • Boulevard Realty
  • Fusion Academy Promoted Article
  • Clifford on the Catwalk Fall 2015
  • United Way Book Power Promoted Article
  • Jameson HTX
  • Primavera 2015
  • Promenade Place
  • Hotel Galvez
  • Tremont House
  • HTX Tastemakers 2015
  • HTX Digital Graffiti/Alys Beach
  • MD Anderson Breast Cancer Promoted Article
  • HTX RealEstateConfidential 2015
  • HTX Vargos on the Lake
  • Omni Hotel HTX
  • Undies for Everyone
  • Reliant Bright Ideas Houston
  • 2015 Houston Stylemaker
  • HTX Renewable You
  • Urban Flats Builder
  • Urban Flats Builder
  • HTX New York Fashion Week spring 2016
  • Kyrie Massage
  • Red Bull Flying Bach
  • Hotze Health and Wellness
  • ReadFest 2015
  • Alzheimer's Promoted Article
  • Formula 1 Giveaway
  • Professional Skin Treatments by NuMe Express

    At the Hobby Center

    One man's obsession with West Side Story and how a hunky Jet fits in

    Joel Luks
    Jan 14, 2011 | 12:53 pm
    • Although a dancing gang can be somewhat silly, this live production caught theaggressive virility of the Sharks and the Jets.
      Photo by Joan Marcus
    • The original Rumble scene, where unfortunately, Tony kills Maria's brother.
    • The tender moment with Tony and Maria (Kyle Harris and Ali Ewoldt) in Romeo andJuliet fashion
      Photo by Joan Marcus
    • In the original 1961 film, the balcony scene between Tony and Maria wasbeautifully tender. This production captured the emotional power of two peoplefalling in madly in love.
    • Based on the original choreography by Jerome Robbins, this live production ofWest Side Story had its share of issues, but nevertheless was emotionallycharged.

    Tonight.

    We all have had that one night where seemingly, everything happens in slow motion. You find the boy, the girl, and for some, maybe a little of both. Your toes curl and your nails tingle. You wish the world would just freeze and live in love-consumed teenage-like naïveté. But as you try to ignore reality, deep down in your core, you know it isn’t meant to last.

    And then you go for the kiss. And it’s rather indulgently delicious. But soon the moment is over and tonight becomes yesterday. But "it all began tonight. And the world is wild and bright.” And yes, somewhere, there’s a place for this.

    Isn’t it fun to suspend reality?

    I have had a personal relationship with West Side Story and must say that, in my childhood, I was acquainted with the orchestra score prior to the musical itself. It was during the time I became obsessed with Leonard Bernstein’s compositions that I immersed myself in studying the intricacies of the orchestration. The music is rather difficult.

    Or maybe I just loved to yell “mambo!” Growing up in a Latin family, anything with strong rhythmic impulses got to me. West Side Story is full of those moments, where seated hand tapping and foot stomping can dangerously osmose into more pronounced movements, like swaying and shoulder-hip oscillations.

    I was thrilled to treat myself to an evening with Bernstein in Houston. Like meeting an old cherished friend, I had changed and my response to the work had also.

    What was the hype about this particular production at the Hobby Center?

    Running through Jan. 23, it is based entirely on the original production as directed and choreographed by Jerome Robbins, winner of five Tony Awards, two Academy Awards and received also accolades from the Kennedy Center. Robbins directed West Side Story’s original 1957 Broadway production and the 1961 film, which earned 10 Academy Awards out of 11 nominations. He died in 1988.

    Those familiar with either would find exquisite similarities in the general feel and aesthetic of the production, and it was quite satisfying.

    As traveling productions go, there were many elements that were executed impeccably. The set especially, though one door malfunction caused for a little comic relief. The smooth liquidity of the changes on stage did not distract from the strong emotional content.

    After all, West Side Story is a romantic tragedy. Yes, I cried. I almost yelled in an attempt to help Tony get away before Chino executed his revenge.

    As I child, I often found the dueling gangs in the film, the Jets and the Sharks, rather intimidating. Those guys seemed tough. But as I grew up, their intensity diminished, probably as a result of overexposure to other gory movies. They looked somewhat sissy.

    But in this live production, they did manage to appear quite menacing and strong through the stylized but virile choreography. I could have easily developed a crush for Diesel, the strongest, tallest and toughest of the Jets, played by Kyle Robinson, who dominated the stage even though he had very few speaking or singing parts.

    The choreography? Stunning.

    That’s in spite of the stereotyped 1980s clothing: Jeans, jean vests, T-shirts with rolled up sleeves, head bands with hints of Punky Brewster.

    The most successful scene? As the Jets mocked their nemesis, Officer Krupke, the actors lost all restraint to present a hilarious, rough and raw scene and much needed comic relief to an emotionally charged second act.

    In an attempt to be more culturally real and authentic, the production transitioned often from English to Spanish and in one instance, I felt completely cheated from my favorite lyrics. “I Feel Pretty,” depicts the playful scene where Maria imagines her wedding. Most of us with romantic daydreaming inclinations have gone there, maybe more than once. And the departure from the original was quite painful, as well as lacking the satisfying rhyming scheme.

    I had to wonder, why did they feel the need to do so? Would one translate certain parts of Bizet’s Carmen from French to Spanish in search of authenticity? Would Puccini’s Turandot be dotted with some sort of Central Asian dialect for accurate representation? Was it to speed up ticket sales?

    Why mess with perfection? This iconic work should be left as is. Timing liberties in the opening scene left me puzzled.

    On a more technical level, the difficult score had its share of issues. Numerous timing inconsistencies, brass misses and intonation issues left me cringing more than a few times. Tony’s character, played by boyish cute Kyle Harris, often overextended his vibrato beyond what was acceptable, bordering on delivering his tender songs in overly affected operatic style. His falsetto however, was stunning at times, and off at others.

    For Maria, played by the exotically beautiful Ali Ewoldt, I wanted a little more purity and virginal simplicity, allowing room to develop her character. And for me, the piccolo should have wailed in the “Rumble,” “Mambo” and “America.”

    What can I say? I am a flutist and always listen for these things.

    The production still had many moments, making me cry, laugh, wiggle in my sweat, whistle, cat call and most importantly, got me on my feet at the end. I would see it again.

    “Te adoro, Anton.”

    And you should too.

    My favorite scenes from a classic:

    The dance scene at the gym with "Mambo" starting at about 2:00 minutes

    The hilarious and energetically charged "America" scene

    The comic "Gee, Officer Krupke"

    unspecified
    news/entertainment

    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

    ---

    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

    moviesfilm
    news/entertainment
    Loading...