Shore 'nuff
The artist formerly known as Snooki seeks a rebranding, searches for a newnickname
Nicole Polizzi, also known as the character Snooki on MTV reality show Jersey Shore, is nixing her nickname. "I miss my real name," the 23-year-old tells the Associated Press. "I miss people calling me Nicole."
The pseudo star's currently in a transition phase, as both names appear on the cover of her novel A Shore Thing (recently reviewed by CultureMap's Sarah Rufca). This isn't the first time a celebrity has attempted to rebrand with a new name — just look at Sean Combs or the artist formerly known as Prince. But her birth name is a bit bland for the fun-loving character, so we've culled a list of potential new nicknames for Ms. Polizzi.
1. Pickles: When a preferred snack becomes a primary personality trait, you're just asking to take it on as a nickname. Dressing up as a pickle for Halloween sealed the deal on this one.
2. Bumpit: The reality star's now-iconic updo has potential as a real-life ad integration campaign for the "As Seen on TV" classic.
3. Smoosh: It's classier and more melodic than going by "slut." But only slightly.
4. Cuffs: It's a cute reference to this summer's drunken arrest. Snooki seems like the type to bring out the cuffs in the bedroom too, in that powerful Italian mama way.
5. Snook Mama: Speaking of Italian matriarchs, this pet name lends a feminine appeal to the hip hop original. Likely to be bud JWoww's favorite.
What do you think Snooki should go by in the future?