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    Riding on planes with books: Mindy Kaling, Jane Lynch and Tina Fey memoirs aremusts

    Erica Lies
    Jan 11, 2012 | 1:50 pm

    Every year, I spend a significant chunk of my holiday vacation in some sort of airport limbo. I could pretend I use this opportunity to finally read the New Yorker issues piling up in my living room (seriously, it’s like they come out every week or something), but truthfully, I’ve come to approach my holiday reading with the impatience of a viral video audience: It had better make me laugh, and it had better do it fast.

    This is probably why I’ve developed an unhealthy addiction to comedian memoirs, particularly as the current crop have become less like memoirs and much more like novel-length humor essays, a trend I wholeheartedly support.

    Lucky for me, there’s a steady stream of these perfect airplane reads coming out. Jane Lynch’s Happy Accidents and Mindy Kaling’s Is Everybody Hanging Out Without Me? And Other Concerns were released this fall, while Tina Fey’s Bossypants just came out in paperback.

    Contrary to the popular view that most comedians are inherently tortured, Lynch, Kaling and Fey were rule-following good girls who sought to please their parents, sometimes to their own detriment.

    Contrary to the popular view that most comedians are inherently tortured anti-authoritarians, what's striking about Lynch, Kaling and Fey's recollections is that each of them were rule-following good girls seeking to please their parents, sometimes to their own detriment.

    Lynch's Happy Accidents is a traditional celebrity memoir, with the actress writing about the difficulty of coming out to her family, the process of gaining confidence in herself and her struggle with alcoholism.

    Most compelling, though, is her discussion of her lifelong struggles with insecurity, which is in contrast to the cocky roles she plays (many of which, interestingly enough, were originally written for men). She writes that her need for acceptance is what drew her to the stage in the first place: "On stage, playing a role that was written in black and white — I could not be rejected. The only place I felt safe from that possibility was on stage."

    It's disappointing, then, that in the latter half of the book, as she details her acting career — from her least glamorous gig to working with Harrison Ford in The Fugitive — the seriousness rises in proportion to her success. Fans of Party Down will be psyched to know she discusses her time on the show, but it's brief.

    Mindy Kaling is best known as Kelly Kapoor on The Office, but she's a comedy writer first (and has been on the show's writing staff since it began in 2004). As such, her book fits firmly in the humorous essay department, and it delivers. Charmingly self-deprecating, she explains her life-long lack of athleticism, her middle school discovery that she’d rather hang out with her comedy nerd friends than her boy-crazy ones and the day she pitched a fit at Greg Daniels in the The Office's writers' room.

    Refreshingly, Kaling embraces her love of girly things that are often derided as cheesy. She even devotes a chapter to her love of romantic comedies while detailing the characters within that have zero basis in reality. In describing the klutz, she writes: "Despite being 5-foot-9 and weighing 110 pounds, she is basically like a drunk buffalo who has never been a part of human society."

    Throughout, Kaling offers many a funny list (sample chapter title: "Somewhere in Hollywood, Someone is Pitching this Movie") and she's dedicated to not taking herself seriously, even giving strict instructions for her eventual funeral: “My a cappella group from college will try to perform. This is not allowed to happen.”

    Of course, the true heavyweight champion of the chapter-list is Tina Fey. Fey's wit is both acerbic and welcoming, and the pages are rife with her trademark sarcasm.

    Of course, the true heavyweight champion of the chapter-list is Tina Fey. And yes, Bossypants has been out for a while now, but as it was just released in paperback, its excellence bears repeating. Bossypants was on practically every year-end best-of list around — and deservedly so. Within, Fey's wit is both acerbic and welcoming, and the pages are rife with her trademark sarcasm.

    While much was made of Fey's statements on the never-ending discussion of women in comedy (she called it the "Freaking Always-Asked Question") and her recollections of life at SNL, it's her wry, exaggerated perspective that will make Bossypants worth returning to for multiple readings.

    One of my particular favorites is her take-down of the beauty industry as she reveals the behind-the-scenes at magazine photo shoots and proclaims her love of her flaws while mercilessly cataloguing them, writing: "I wouldn't even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me in college than any boy ever did."

    Bossypants is unfailingly funny, as when she responds to the dregs of Internet critics with irreverent aplomb: "To say I'm an overrated troll when you have never seen me guard a bridge is patently unfair."

    What better way to drown out crying babies and passengers irritable from flight delays than with the words of women you love to see onscreen?

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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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