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    We got the Beat

    Elvis 75: Long live the King!

    Rick Sawyer
    Jan 8, 2010 | 8:12 am
    • The 1957 publicity poster for "Jailhouse Rock"
    • Portrait of The King
      Photo courtesy of Elvis Presley Estate
    • Donning a Western look
    • The famous "Comeback Special" performance in 1968
    • Elvis in "Aloha From Hawaii," broadcast live via satellite on Jan. 14, 1973
    • "Elvis 75"

    Elvis Presley, who would have turned 75 today, has maintained his singular place in popular culture primarily because of his uncanny versatility. Start with the voice. Though a natural tenor, Elvis could rock a convincing baritone; his range was that sprawling. He could sound by turns raunchy or sweet, often within the same phrase, and his timbre is so distinctive that a well-versed two-year-old can pick out his voice unprompted.

    Then there's his musical output. Few performers of Elvis's stature have recorded such a broad array of music. Though the Tupelo, Mississippi native never abandoned the country blues, he issued forays into country, R&B, gospel music, ballads, and, later, lounge music. Though he can take little credit for inventing the sound - Carl Perkins had already fused the blues and country music, Ray Charles had already made gospel into R&B, and Fats Domino, Little Richard and Chuck Berry had already made the blues rock before Elvis cut his first single - Elvis was the "King of Rock and Roll" because the music would never have taken the wide ranging form that it eventually would without his meandering influence.

    Elvis's vocal and musical versatility led to a thematic richness that would characterize popular music in the second half of the 20th century. It's hardly a feat to establish a cult of the young in the modern world, but Elvis elevated the brute fact of teenage horniness to a movement that would reverberate throughout the pop firmament during the '50s and '60s until merged with other, more potent strands of culture to become the youth rebellion movement that had such a noisy year in 1968.

    But unlike many of his contemporaries, Elvis wasn't thematically limited to his own libido. He played dis songs ("Hound Dog"), spirituals ("How Great Thou Art"), torch songs ("I Need Somebody to Lean On"), and depraved fusions of the spiritual and the sinful. (Those who are shocked by the way gospel music infiltrates "Viva Las Vegas" - "Bright light city gonna set my soul on fire" - should recall that black preachers had hardly cornered the market on such metaphors. Think of Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis's colleague on Sun Records. Like Jerry Lee, Elvis conceals an ambiguity in his religious language: When your soul is on fire, it's usually because you're in Hell.) Later, Elvis would churn out ballads ("Suspicious Minds," possibly his finest moment), stabs at political relevance ("In the Ghetto"), and stabs at political irrelevance (Jerry Reed's ineffable "U.S. Male").

    To be sure, Elvis never wrote his own material, but his voice and his persona provided a site for this smattering of themes to cohere. He became the contextual backdrop to the elaborations that popular artists would contribute to these themes for the rest of the century.

    Of course, Elvis's versatility was not limited to his artistic endeavors. He also provided a template for the great American celebrity scandal. His early career met with protests from southern bigots who despised his frank sexuality - the famous admonition that Elvis should only be filmed from waist up - and harbored related anxieties about black music and miscegenation.

    Ironically, several decades later, the spiritual descendants of these bigots would seize upon Elvis as one of their great cultural symbols and black radicals would denounce Elvis's fusion of black and white music. Chuck D's allegations notwithstanding, there is little in the historical record to suggest that Elvis was actually a racist, but these sorts of myths, misunderstandings, and reversals are also part of the American celebrity experience.

    And scandal would follow Elvis into his later years. His career fell into the hands of the enigmatic Dutchman Colonel Tom Parker (né Andreas Cornelis van Kuijk), who would become America's most notorious Svengali. The Memphis Mafia, Elvis's infamous retinue of bodyguards, was one of the first entourages. Then there were the years of reclusion - like J.D. Salinger or Michael Jackson - when Elvis shunned the press. Graceland itself was pretty weird, a twisted reflection of genteel Southern fussiness, shone through the prism of poverty.

    The seventies brought drug-induced comas and a staggering shadow of Elvis's past persona. A bloated Britney Spears mumbling her lyrics live on MTV has nothing on fat Elvis in a sequined jump-suit stumbling around a Las Vegas stage. Ultimately, Elvis fell prey to the most tragic celebrity scandal of all: the drug-overdose death. Pills, in his case as in that of Michael Jackson.

    His versatility aside, what's strikes you when you listen to "Elvis 75: Good Rockin' Tonight," the essential four-disc box set commemorating his 75th anniversary, is Elvis's stunning consistency.

    Those given to a certain purism, this writer included, have long praised Elvis's "Sun Sessions," those early recordings that were the bedrock of his career and of the rockabilly genre. We have tended to dismiss the Elvis that returned from the Korean War to slick superstardom as the sort of crass culture machine garbage that punk rock was supposed to smash.

    Call it a longing for authenticity, or whatever you want, but we were wrong. Even the schmaltzy Vegas period at the end of his life has its virtues. If such a music has its merits, and this writer thinks that it might, then you can rank Elvis as a minor light: better than Wayne Newton, not quite as good as Neil Diamond. Though his musical language might have changed throughout his career, Elvis continued to kick ass.

    A great strength of "Elvis 75" is its chronological arrangement. Listen to the set in order, and you can hear Elvis evolve across the decades. And the tracks don't bog down; the song selection was made judiciously but with enough room for nonessential surprises. The first disc, for example, has tunes as well known as "That's All Right," "Good Rockin' Tonight," and "Mystery Train," but also Elvis's cover of "I Got a Woman," Ray Charles's breakout soul number that provided the raw material for Kanye West's "Gold Digger." Most listeners know "King Creole," but how many have overlooked "Bossa Nova Baby"?

    "Elvis 75" offers little for the Elvis completist, but it helps the rest of us understand why such a person might exist. At the very least, it's a fitting way to celebrate the King's birthday with the rest of the world.

    SAMPLE THE KING:

    Adobe Flash Required for flash player. "In the Ghetto"

    Adobe Flash Required for flash player. "I Got a Woman"

    Adobe Flash Required for flash player. "Bossa Nova Baby"

    Rick Sawyer is a refugee from Houston who lives and writes in Boston, Mass. A former KTRU music director and disc jockey, he still writes "Texan" on his tax forms.

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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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