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    MRIs go better with metaphors: How I discovered the unexpected gifts of being awriter

    Katie Oxford
    Nov 6, 2011 | 8:00 pm
    • An MRI can be a tight experience.
    • One where metaphors come in handy.

    I once saw a construction worker wearing a great T-shirt. It read, “R-E-S-P-E-C-T . . . it’s a big deal.” So it is.

    It caused me to wonder, what would my T-shirt say? It would be similar, but instead of the word “respect” it would spell “S-P-A-C-E.”

    Granted, I have taken to the outdoors and open spaces since birth, but I am also claustrophobic. Probably in part because when I was 5 years old, I had my stomach pumped out from an overdose of Benadryl.

    The pretty red liquid looked like the same stuff in our hummingbird feeder and tasted as good as cherries. Twice during the procedure I had reached up and yanked the tubes from out of my nostrils. After that some white coats rushed over, unfolded a sheet and wrapped me up like a mummy.

    That straightjacket sensation was unforgettable. Even now, remembering it still makes me want to run naked though the woods. So recently, when my doctor said that he wanted me to have an MRI, I wasn’t thrilled.

    There had been a numbing in my left hand that had now moved up my arm. The best way to check it out, he thought, was to have an MRI. Turns out, I had four of 'em, but as I learned, there were gifts along the way.

    One that I am especially grateful for was learning how to manage my fear of confinement. If you have ever had an MRI on your brain, you know that the procedure includes wearing a football-type helmet. If you are not already claustrophobic, you will be after this.

    But the nice person who was about to perform the first MRI gave me a tip: “If you keep your eyes closed,” he said, “it’ll help a lot.”

    Help? It was huge. Next time you have an MRI, try this and see if it works for you.

    Aside from the confinement element, MRIs are loud. How loud? It’s like you are standing on the platform of a working oil well. This is why I would laugh when before each MRI someone always asked, “Would you like to listen to some music?” To which I would answer, “No thanks, I brought my own,” which brings me to the best part.

    If you are a writer, you have an advantage going in. What I mean is, if the world comes to you in metaphors, call upon them during an MRI — or for that matter, during any time of need. For every blast blaring into my ears, I attached the sound to something pleasurable. In my case, it was usually nautical or maritime, from a foghorn on a large vessel to swimming in the deep blue sea along side a thousand flippers singing.

    By MRI No. 3, I got pretty good at going places. Good thing, too, because this one lasted an hour and a half. In my head, I sung every song from the movie The Sound of Music more than once. I flew over hills and streams, “…like the birds that rise from the lake to the trees."

    Thankfully, metaphors, not medication, were what got me through the MRIs. Not that I have anything against the latter. The world of medicine conquers amazing things.

    But, keep in mind, so does the mind. I might have rolled out of that monster machine like a loaf of baked bread, but in my soul, I had just come out of the ocean, from soaring over hills. Feeling more grateful than before for the unexpected gifts of being a writer.

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    Houston restaurant serves Beyoncé a Southern feast and more top stories

    CultureMap Staff
    Jul 5, 2025 | 10:32 am
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    Legendary rapper Jay-Z with Taste Kitchen + Bar chef-owner Don Bowie.

    Editor's note: t's time to look back at the hottest Houston news of the week, starting with a Southern feast fit for Queen Bey. Plus, new bar openings from some big names. Get the details on our most popular stories below, then head to this guide for 4th of July weekend fun.

    1. Houston restaurant served Beyoncé a Southern feast for her first meal in H-Town. One of Houston’s most prominent Black-owned restaurants gave Beyoncé Knowles-Carter and her family their first taste of the Bayou City. On June 27, the party ordered an extensive spread from Taste Kitchen + Bar, the restaurant in downtown known for its chicken and waffles and other Southern-inspired fare.

    2. Exclusive: New cocktail bar from Houston hospitality stars coming to the Heights. The Heights’ growing bar scene will soon welcome a new addition with serious cocktail cred. Anvil owner Bobby Heugel has partnered with bartender Jacki Schromm to open a new cocktail bar in the former Ready Room space.

    3. Country star Koe Wetzel opens new location of his lively bar in Houston. One of Texas country’s rising stars has brought his lively bar to Houston. Koe Wetzel's Riot Room opened in Midtown in June.

     Koe Wetzel Riot Room Houston The pickup truck on the front of the building makes it easy to spot.  Photo by Motion Theory Media  

    4. Houston will have vivid sunsets and air quality issues from Saharan dust. An annual meteorological phenomenon has blown in to make Houston's sunsets a little more spectacular. A huge Sahara Desert dust cloud made its way to the Houston area on June 29, bringing hazy skies. The bad news is that air quality might worsen; the good news is that locals can expect a week of Technicolor twilights.

    5. Houston CEO's art-filled River Oaks mansion listed at $6.2 million. Art lovers seeking a home that’s a perfect showcase for their collection will be very interested in 1069 Kirby Drive, currently on the market for $6.2 million. The home is owned by Pete Bell, the CEO of Cotton Holdings.

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