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    Keeping Up With The Habsburgs

    Keeping Up With The Habsburgs: Blockbuster exhibition combines fashion, riches and naked ladies

    Tarra Gaines
    Jun 18, 2015 | 11:56 am

    Summer brings blockbusters but not just to the multiplex. With it’s newest visiting exhibition, Habsburg Splendor: Masterpieces from Vienna’s Imperial Collections, the Museum of Fine Arts is giving big-screen spectacles some real visual competition, with a true-history storyline filled with so much war, palace intrigue, political marriages and costumed drama, even the most jaded Game of Thrones fan will likely be in awe.

    “Empire brings wealth, and wealth sometimes encounters taste,” MFAH director Gary Tinterow explained at the beginning of a recent walk-through of the exhibition. After a journey through the centuries and the Habsburg Splendor galleries, I realized Tinterow’s statement pretty much sums up both the show itself and the Habsburg dynasty’s contribution to the art world.

    “Empire brings wealth, and wealth sometimes encounters taste,” MFAH director Gary Tinterow explained.

    For around 600 years, the Habsburg family was an influential political force in the western world, at its height becoming one of the most powerful ruling dynasties in Europe since the Roman Empire. And that power and wealth brought and bought them a lot of beautiful and glorious stuff, some of which now resides at the Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, built by Emperor Franz Joseph.

    This sampling from the Kunsthistorisches contains works for every artistic taste, from medieval arms and armor, ballgowns, ecclesiastical treasures, paintings by Rubens, Titian and Arcimboldo, decorative horse harnesses and an imperial carriage and sleigh.

    Though whittled down to near 100 pieces of art and artifacts, the exhibition is still somewhat overwhelming. So here’s a quick guide on what to look for and who’s who as Houston says hello to the Habsburgs.

    An Order to the Splendor

    As you enter the exhibition, you might want to snap a quick selfie with the whole of the Habsburg lineup, represented in family tree form on the wall of the first room. The dynasty surpasses any contemporary soap opera or reality television royalty when it comes to intrigue and convoluted relationships. So you might need your photo for reference.

    The dynasty surpasses any contemporary soap opera or reality television royalty when it comes to intrigue and convoluted relationships.

    Organized both historically and thematically, the exhibition begins and ends with wearable art, the suits of armor, gowns, and uniforms that were the ceremonial dress of the Habsburg courts.

    Between these two large galleries are Kunstkammers rooms – chambers of precious objects and art – and picture galleries filled with great masters. In the middle lies, or in this case rolls and slides, horse-drawn vehicles that are also beautiful sculptures, the Gala Carriage of the Vienna Court and Vienna Court Carousel Sleigh.

    Fashion Through the Ages

    Two jousting knights begin the show, and this first room contains a quality of armor Tinterow pronounced “you’ve never see in Houston and you won’t again for a long time.” Pause for a few minutes to take a good look at the detailed engravings and embellishments on the armor worn by Emperor Maximilian I (1459–1519) and his grandson Charles V (1500–1558) and you’ll understand why these pieces belong in an art museum.

    Keep this first gallery in mind upon entering the last section of the exhibition which holds some of the gowns, costumes and uniforms from the court of Frans Joseph (1830-1916). The juxtaposition of this ceremonial garb created over centuries might make you ponder how timeless the concept of fashion is.

    Personally, I think 16th century dragon head helmet worn by Archduke Ferdinand II would have made for a stunning accessory to Empress Elisabeth’s late 19th century black gown.

    The Players

    “It’s very easy to get carried away by the characters involved,” said David Bomford, director of conservation at the MFAH, on the exhibition as a whole, but I think some of the stories add a richness to our understanding of the artwork.

    "The Habsburgs, especially the men, due to this inbreeding over generations, didn’t tend to be the most beautiful or good looking men.”

    One of the ways the Habsburgs gained, kept and consolidated their power was by keeping it all in the family. Remarking on the magnificent Leone Leoni Bust of Emperor Charles V – which does depict his rather prominent chin – Sabine Haag, general director of Kunsthistorisches Museum Wien admitted, “The Hapsburgs, especially the men, due to this inbreeding over generations, didn’t tend to be the most beautiful or good looking men.”

    The Not So Secret Lives of Habsburg Women

    Many of these portraits also hold a thousand words worth of fascinating backstories about the lives portrayed, so take a few moments to read the accompanying wall texts. For example, check out the portraits of the middle aged Emperor Leopold I and his much younger bride (and niece) Infanta Margaret Theresa. Old Leo wanted a son/great nephew but unfortunately none of Margaret Theresa’s children lived and neither did she for long.

    Margaret Theresa should not be confused with Empress Maria Theresa, the only female ruler of the Habsburg dominions. (Keep that family tree selfie handy because there’s a lot of similar or numbered same names in this bunch.) The Empress managed to hold on to her power all the while waging war, giving birth to 16 children – including Marie Antoinette – instituting significant domestic reforms within her empire and most importantly for our purposes commissioning some great works of art.

    Naked Ladies

    If you’ve come to the MFAH for old masters damn it, there are several galleries full of them, including a whole room mimicking the greatest Habsburg collectors, Archduke Leopold Wilhelm’s Paintings Gallery in Vienna. In the exhibition you’ll find Cagnacci’s The Death of Cleopatra, Spranger’s Jupiter and Antiope, Correggio’s Jupiter and Io and Vecellio’s Danea, so essentially many naked ladies with a sub-selection of naked ladies being sexually harassed by Greek and Roman gods.

    Beat that Marvel movies.

    Habsburg Splendor: Masterpieces from Vienna's Imperial Collections is on view through Sept. 13, 2015. The exhibition is specially ticketed, but does not require a timed reservation.

    Jan Thomas, Emperor Leopold I, 1667, painting on copper, Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna, Gallery of Paintings.

    Habsburg Splendor, Emperor Leopold I
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    Jan Thomas, Emperor Leopold I, 1667, painting on copper, Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna, Gallery of Paintings.
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    Best August Theater

    8 best new plays and musicals opening on Houston stages this month

    Tarra Gaines
    Aug 3, 2026 | 11:00 am
    Queensbury Theatre presents Mean Girls
    Photo by Alexander Cross
    Queensbury Theatre presents Mean Girls

    August tends to bring darkened stages across Houston theaters as our favorite local companies prepare for the big fall season. But this month, Houstonians still have lots of summer theatrical shows and musicals opening.

    Many of these productions spotlight family relationships and dynamics. From long lost twins to bickering sister Muses to awkward meet-the-parents family dinners, Houston stages show us families at their most dramatic and comic. In addition, Stages takes us to Vegas with a nun tour guide and Miller Outdoor brings us dance and acrobatics amid visual art masterpieces.

    The Tempest at Miller Outdoor Theatre (now through August 7)
    As one of Shakespeare’s final plays, this story of magic, regret, revenge, and forgiveness has always been a favorite of directors. After years exiled on an enchanted island with his daughter, the aging magician, Prospero, settles the score on those who put him there, including his brother. In this production, Prospero becomes Propera, and director Sharon Ott, who is also the UH director of the School of Theatre and Dance at University of Houston will emphasize themes of motherhood.

    “There have been many productions of this play with women playing the role, so it's not a novel idea of mine,” Ott says. “But as a woman, I read this play very personally. It's even more personal as I get older because the play was written at the end of Shakespeare’s artistic life. Our design team, choreographer, and composer/sound designer will bring Shakespeare's visual and aural magic to the Miller Outdoor Theatre.”

    Comedy of Errors at Miller Outdoor Theatre (now through August 8)
    The Shakespeare Festival alternates Tempest with one of Shakespeare’s first comedies. Hijinks will ensue, interlaced with scenes of shenanigans, in this mistaken identity comedy. With warring cities, an imprisoned father, two sets of adult twins who were separated by a tempest at sea as infants, angry wives, a lost bag of money, and a very confused town who’s going to blame all the madness on witchcraft, the story could not get much more convoluted on its way to a happy ending. According to Errors director, Jack Young, this Miller production will lean in on the farcical nature of the play with a 60s “vibe” and a “cap tip” to classic television sitcoms of that era, like The Honeymooners.

    A Nice Indian Boy from Aerial Roots Theatre Company (now through August 9)
    A new Houston theater company makes an auspicious debut with this delightful twist on the “bring the fiancé home to meet the parents” plot. In fact, playwright and noted screenwriter Madhuri Shekar’s regional hit play was recently adapted into a critically acclaimed Desi rom-com. Shy and unlucky in love, gay American Indian engineer Naveen, meets the man of his dreams, Keshav, at his local Hindu temple. The only hitch is that his new love is white, though adopted by a nice Indian family. When Naveen finally takes Keshav home to meet his traditional parents, his sister arrives to bring her own drama to a most awkward dinner. The Asia Society hosts this inaugural production from Aerial Roots.

    Late Nite Catechism Las Vegas: Sister Rolls the Dice! at Stages (August 4-16)
    This is one habit Houstonians just can’t break. Yes, Denise Fennell as Sister is back with another audience participatory adventure from the Late Nite Catechism theatrical universe. In this one, the church needs a new roof, so Father Murphy has decided that Sister, with her extensive gambling experience running the church sanctioned bingo game for the last 25 years, will organize a Las Vegas Night. Sister will tackle topics ranging from magicians to show girls, all the while reminding audiences that what happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but God sees and remembers everything.

    Mean Girls at Queensbury Theatre (August 6-16)
    Keeping with this summer's trend of musical fun, Queensbury brings audiences this fetching Broadway adaptation of Tina Fey’s most quotable and meme-able blockbuster comedy from the early 2000s. As a reminder, the musical introduces the naive Cady on her first day of American high school as she tries to break into the mean girls clique who rules the school. This production showcases a great local cast with some Texas musical theater heavy vocal hitters, like Abigail Bensman, Sara Sachi, Teresa Zimmermann, and Holland Vavra.

    Xanadu from Garden Theatre (August 14-30)
    The 2007 jukebox musical adaptation of the cult classic '80s hit Broadway tells the story of a Greek muse who descends to Earth to inspire a young painter and a former '40s big band musician-turned-real estate mogul to partner in opening a roller disco night club, plus added subplots involving sibling jealousy and demigoddess pranks among the muses. (Houston connection fun fact: Theatre Under the Stars artistic director, Dan Knechtges, was nominated for a Tony Award for his choreography of the original Broadway production of the show.) Since then, Xanadu has become a campy hit for regional theaters across the nation. Next up, Garden Theatre slips on the roller skates and weaves some “Strange Magic” for end of summer fun in the intimate Matchbox 3.

    Holly Street at A.D. Players (August 19-September 6)
    The Houston theater company that specializes in family-friendly productions with spiritual themes opens its 26-27 season a little early with this world premiere drama about a unique kind of love geometry. Set in the 1940s after World War II, the play tells the story of two sisters ,Virginia and Martha, as they prepare for a Christmas pageant in rural Kentucky. But the holidays are not so joyful, as Virginia recently lost her fiancée, Paul, during the war. As life sputters forward, two veterans and friends of Paul arrive unexpectedly having also fallen for Virginia through her letters when Paul read them aloud at the front. As Christmas nears, hidden truths surface, loyalties are tested, and affection and grief collide in surprising ways.

    Cirque-tacular: The Art of Circus at Miller Outdoor Theatre (August 28)
    Still celebrating its reopening, Miller Outdoor brings in Cirque-tacular, the New York based aerial and ground acrobatic performing arts company with a history of lots of off-Broadway and internationally touring hits. Its Art of Circus show surrounds performers with sets that recreate some of the greatest art masterpieces. From Van Gogh’s swirling skies, to Da Vinci’s all perceiving genius, Warhol’s pop images, and O’Keeffe’s beguiling natural forms, these colors, movements, and stories inside the paintings inspire the performers into dance, acrobatics, and aerial artistry.

    Queensbury Theatre presents Mean Girls

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    Queensbury Theatre presents Mean Girls

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