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12-year-olds fire F-bombs and machine guns in controversial I Declare War

Ryan Lakich
Sep 1, 2013 | 1:29 pm
12-year-olds fire F-bombs and machine guns in controversial I Declare War
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Imagination can be the most powerful weapon, especially if you’re fighting a make-believe war. That is just one of the themes in the latest film released by Drafthouse Films, I Declare War, a film about a group of kids whose imaginary war creates some very real tension.

I Declare War is showing at the Alamo Drafthouse Vintage Park (ages 18 and up; children 6 and up only with a parent guardian; no children under the age of 6) and is available for digital download and video on-demand. CultureMap sat down for a chat with screenwriter/director Jason Lapeyre; director Robert Wilson; and actor Gage Munroe, the young star who plays General PK.

CultureMap: This film takes places outdoors and with a full cast of kids. Where did you guys film, and what was that experience like?

"I’ve played similar games with friends and that’s how it goes," says actor Gage Munroe. "It’s the most authentic that it could be."

Jason Lapeyre: It was a 21-day shoot — budgeted for 20 but it went for 21 — and we shot it at Provincial Park in Toronto where [director Robert Wilson] actually played war when he was that age, so it was a huge flashback for him.

Robert Wilson: It was funny, because the location scouts and everybody knew a place from their childhood, and they brought us to that place and said, “Why don’t you look at this place. This is how I remember it.”

CM: Gage, was this your first major film project?

GM: I did a few films before this. I’m going on the record: I’m not doing that stage thing. I’ve never done, and I don’t know if I’ll ever do any stage productions. But, yeah, I’ve done a few films before I Declare War.

JL: All of the actors in the film are professional actors with varying degrees of experience.

CM: But it must have been a completely new experience for everyone involved to shoot a movie like this one.

RW: When was the last time you saw a movie that was carried [for] 90 minutes by 12-year-olds? So it was new for us too, and for them.

CM: All of the actors went through actual weapons training before the film, so what was that like?

GM: I was actually at a cartoon recording that day, but they had a boot camp, and I had a very quick but thorough crash course with our stunt coordinator and our armorer. They were really good about catching me up on what I was doing, and I was thrown into it pretty quickly.

I think we ended up being pretty comfortable, and I thought the battle scenes turned out really well.

CM: What were the actors' parents' responses after reading the script? It’s pretty intense in many ways, both emotionally and physically.

GM: I think all of the parents of the cast understood all of the themes and all of the language that were going into the movie were for the benefit of the film in trying to make it the most real and authentic film about kids playing war that they could.

RW: It was non-exploitive.

JL: Yeah, right from the beginning the parents understood that Rob and I weren’t doing this to exploit language and violence; it was all in the service of telling an emotionally accurate story.

GM: We had pretty much experienced the themes in the movie already in life, so it’s not a stretch.

JL: All of the actors would come up to us and say, “This has happened to me.”

CM: Gage, when reading the script and shooting the movie, did the dialogue and scenes — written by an adult — ring true and make sense to a young person such as yourself?

GM: It made a lot of sense to me. I mean these guys played war tons of times. I’ve played similar games with friends, and that’s how it goes. They’re not sugarcoating it because it would make it fake. It’s the most authentic that it could be.

CM: The film really doesn’t hold back with language, which Robert has pointed out harkens back to films like The Goonies or Stand By Me, in which kids swore a lot.

RW: Kids swear. I swore. Jason swears. Gage I’ve heard occasionally swears, although not so much in his real life.

There was freedom in the language. There was a reality to reading that script and letting the actors role with that, to the point where we knew it was so real that we didn’t need to think about the consequences of ending up with an asset that was compromised because of 12-year-olds dropping F-bombs — with machine guns.

CM: But as serious as the film’s subject can be, it still comes across as a fun experience during production.

RW: A film always looks fun to make when it’s made.

LJ: There is an underlying stress during the production of any film, but there are a lot of highlights every day, just because on the floor we could tell how great the performances were, and we were getting great stuff. At the end of every day there was a light of high-fiving going on, because we felt great about what we were doing.

GM: I remember in the rough cut just after we shot it, and I remember seeing some of the scenes and some of the battle scenes, and that’s were it looked and I knew that it was working.

I Declare War is about a group of kids whose make-believe war creates very real tension.

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Here are the 14 best things to do in Houston this Christmas weekend

Craig D. Lindsey
Dec 24, 2025 | 4:30 pm
Nutcracker Magical Christmas Ballet
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So, Thursday is the big day, when many Houstonians will get together with family and/or friends to celebrate Christmas with presents, egg nog, and a festive meal.

But that doesn’t mean there still won’t be events popping off this weekend. Some are holiday-related (like Stages’ staging of The Twelve Dates of Christmas and the Nutcracker! Magical Christmas Ballet going down in Sugar Land), while others are just some fun things to do (like watching some college football at NRG Stadium or attending the birthday bash of a local punk legend at Dan Electro’s).

Whatever you do, just have a holly, jolly time this weekend.

Thursday, December 25

Toro Toro presents Christmas Brunch
Embark on a brunch journey over at Toro Toro this Christmas. Executive chef Jonathan Esparza and his team have prepared an extensive, Christmas brunch buffet menu, featuring a selection of traditional holiday dishes and interactive stations. Brunch is priced at $145 per adult and $65 per child (11 and under; children 5 and under eat free). Dinner will also be served a la carte from 5:30 to 10 pm. 10 am.

Juliet Steakhouse & Fine Dining presents Holiday Buffet Feast
Juliet will be serving up a fabulous Christmas Day buffet, priced at $59 for adults and $28 for kids 12 and under (children under 5 dine free). The buffet includes carved-to-order turkey and filet mignon, plus sides such as mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, candied yams, cornbread dressing, mac and cheese, collard greens, dinner rolls, Caesar salad, and lobster bisque. Desserts include peach cobbler, sweet potato pie, and assorted cookies. Noon.

The Flat presents DJ Sun’s A James Brown Christmas Tribute
DJ Sun will be giving the gift of funk, with The Flat’s annual James Brown musical tribute. Flash Gordon Parks will also be spinning some cuts written, produced, and/or performed by the hardest-working man in show business. Special holiday cocktails will also be served, so pull up and close out Christmas night the right way: by getting funky with it! 8 pm.

Friday, December 26

The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston presents Little Kid Flicks and Big Kid Flicks
A holiday season favorite at the MFAH, Kid Flicks is a compilation of fun, artful, inspired, and thought-provoking short film compilations presented in partnership with the New York International Children’s Film Festival. These award-winning short films offer a chance to explore new frontiers from around the world, across the street, and the ever-expanding boundaries of our own perspectives. Little Kid Flicks is designed for ages 5 and up. Big Kid Flicks is designed for ages 8 and up. 11:30 am and 2 pm.

Downtown Houston+ presents Movies Under the Stars: The Fighting Temptations
As part of their Movies Under the Stars series, Downtown Houston+ will present a screening of the 2003 comedy The Fighting Temptations, where our own Beyoncé Knowles-Carter stars as a talented young singer who helps a childhood friend (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) revive a struggling church choir, at Trebly Park. Visitors are encouraged to grab takeout from a surrounding restaurant and bring their own lawn blanket to enjoy the screening. 6:30 pm.

Improv Houston presents Marcus D. Wiley
The son of a preacher, Christian comedian (and former Texas Southern University professor) Marcus D. Wiley's charismatic style of delivery is clean, captivating, funny, and knowledgeable. He provides lots of laughter along with a guaranteed message on being a better you. Earlier this year, Wiley released his third, hour-long special Marriage Is Major Surgery (executive-produced by Houston stand-up star Ali Siddiq) on YouTube. 7:30 and 9:45 pm (7 pm Saturday).

Stages presents The Twelve Dates of Christmas
After seeing her fiance kiss another woman at the televised Thanksgiving Day Parade, Mary’s life falls apart — just in time for the holidays. Over the next year, she stumbles back into the dating world. It seems nothing can help Mary’s growing cynicism, until the charm and innocence of a five-year-old boy unexpectedly brings a new outlook on life and love. This heartwarming one-woman play offers a hilarious and modern alternative to the old standards of the holiday season. 7:30 pm (3 and 7:30 pm Saturday; 3 pm Sunday).

Saturday, December 27

Wonky Power presents Jazz & Jokes
A new night of stand-up, cocktails, and live jazz will debut inside one of Houston’s most intimate creative rooms. Jazz & Jokes brings together two of the best live experiences — laughter and live music — curated for a cozy, seated evening at Wonky Power. Featuring a rotating cast of special stand-up comedians from Houston and beyond, paired with a live jazz band setting the mood all night, this night will offer a warm, relaxed atmosphere, great drinks, and a room built for performance. 7 pm.

Kinder's Texas Bowl: Houston vs. LSU
The 2025 Kinder's Texas Bowl will feature a matchup between the Houston Cougars of the Big 12 Conference, making its 31st all-time bowl appearance, and the LSU Tigers of the Southeastern Conference. Houston enters the Texas Bowl ranked No. 21 in the College Football Playoff rankings with a 9-3 overall record, its best record since 2021. This will mark the first time the Cougars have played in the Bowl since 2007. 8:15 pm.

The Garden Theatre presents Cruel Intentions
Based on the 1999 teen flick, Cruel Intentions: The ’90s Musical pulls audiences into the manipulative world of Manhattan’s most dangerous liaisons: Sebastian Valmont and Kathryn Merteuil. Fueled by revenge and passion, the diabolically charming step-siblings place a bet on whether or not Sebastian can deflower their incoming headmaster’s daughter, Annette Hargrove. The musical features throwback hits by artists like Christina Aguilera, 'NSYNC, and Britney Spears. Through Sunday, January 11. 8 pm (2 and 8 pm Saturday; 2 pm Sunday).

Goode Co. Armadillo Palace presents Roger Creager Piano Bar
Award-winning country singer/Texas native Roger Creager will be in town to do a post-Xmas set at Goode Co. Armadillo Palace. With more than a dozen No. 1 singles on the Texas Music Chart and Entertainer of the Year honors from both CMA Texas and the Texas Music Awards, Creager brings a mix of road-tested songwriting and bold melodies. Dine on authentic Texas fare, including signature house favorites the Damn Goode Burger and the Damn Goode Margarita. 9 pm.

Sunday, December 28

Dan Electro’s presents J.R.’s Birthday Bash
Houston punk pioneer (and all-around good guy) J.R. Delgado has been a member of multiple punk, hardcore and garage rock bands. He was also the owner of the legendary rock club The Axiom in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s. This weekend, he’lll be celebrating his 70th birthday at Dan Electro’s, and he’ll be having a free throwdown everyone is invited to. Hickoids, Jane Woe, and Bastard Union will be providing the live jams, while DJ LP will be spinning music all day. 1 pm.

Nutcracker! Magical Christmas Ballet
|Over at Smart Financial Centre in Sugar Land, Nutcracker! Magical Christmas Ballet will highlight an international cast and Ukrainian principal artists performing at the peak of classical European ballet. Audiences will be transported by the magic of jaw-dropping acrobatics, larger-than-life puppets, and hand-crafted sets and costumes. Share the tradition of pure holiday magic and Tchaikovsky’s timeless score with friends and family of all ages. 3 pm.

Arthouse Houston presents Hedwig and the Angry Inch with John Cameron Mitchell
Arthouse Houston will present a one-night-only event of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, with star/creator John Cameron Mitchell. The 2001 indie musical classic (based on Mitchell’s off-Broadway play) follows Hedwig, an East Berliner transplant and lead singer in a band, who is chasing down his ex for stealing his songs. The screening will be accompanied by a live director's commentary by Mitchell, and followed by a live music set led by Mitchell, with band members Amber Martin and Chapman Welch. (Read CultureMap’s exclusive interview with Mitchell here.) 7:30 pm.

Nutcracker Magical Christmas Ballet
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Nutcracker! Magical Christmas Ballet will perform in Sugar Land this weekend.

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