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    How to irritate people

    Monty Python airplane sketch is perfect defense for whacked-out JetBlue flightattendant (with video)

    Leslie Loddeke
    Aug 11, 2010 | 12:52 pm
    • Scene from "How To Irritate People"
    • JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater was plenty irritated
      Photo by Theodorakis/News

    I’d like to put in a word – and an illuminating video, as Defense Exhibit A – on behalf of stressed-out flight attendant Steven Slater. He’s the JetBlue Airways crew member who’s been charged on several counts in New York after allegedly making an expletive-riddled farewell speech over an airplane’s intercom system, then deploying and sliding down the plane’s emergency chute. Slater’s side of the story is that a passenger’s rude behavior triggered the frustration that put him over the side.

    Coincidentally, about an hour before the JetBlue story broke, I was musing over the innate stress of flying after sending a cheering email, with a link to the classic John Cleese “How to Irritate People – Airplane Sketch,” to a frequent-flier British friend who was under the weather.

    In this sketch, Cleese plays a bored airline captain who suddenly discovers a super new way to entertain himself and the other crew members on a typically dull flight. He starts making enigmatically ominous announcements over the airplane’s public-address system.

    Cleese first announces grimly: “This is your captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.” After allowing some time to elapse, so passengers can begin to worry in earnest about what prompted that odd declaration, Cleese then announces crisply: “The wings are not on fire.”

    What makes generations of people laugh at the faux captain’s outrageous behavior is the same thing that’s attracting so much attention and sympathy to the JetBlue flight attendant’s inappropriate flight of fancy. It’s the kindred sense of frustration borne of feeling bored, trapped and helpless under frustrating circumstances over which we have no control. And these conditions keep getting worse as time goes on.

    People love to laugh whenever they get the rare opportunity to grin mischievously in the face of their personal demons. If they don’t have that opportunity, they tend to do a slow boil. That’s what I think is going on among airline passengers and crew alike today. It’s not as if anyone expects flying to be fun anymore – just bearable. I think conditions have worsened to the point where that seems to be expecting a bit much. That’s what finally pushed this experienced flight attendant overboard.

    Slater was already suffering from the stress of his mom’s lung cancer. Word has it that his dad died recently, to boot. So this guy went back and forth every day, from one bad situation to another, under very trying circumstances against which he had no defense, and from which he had no relief. Although most of us don’t have Slater’s problems, it’s hard for all of us to keep a smile on our faces during these economically uncertain times -- especially when we have to fly someplace.

    Let’s face it. Flying stopped being fun – much less glamorous, as portrayed in early commercials – a couple of generations ago. Today, no matter which airline you choose, you know when you book an economy ticket that you’re giving your informed consent to potentially endure exquisite tortures akin to the Spanish Inquisition --which, by the way, Monty Python’s troupe carried off much better than the original characters.

    As if preflight procedures weren’t delightful enough -- shedding your coat, shoes and belt, throwing your valuables into plastic bins, and then stepping through metal detectors -- passengers at U.S. airports now are beginning to face new high-tech body scanner machines that are making some people feel even more stressed out. Concerns over perceived indignities have been reported recently in the national media, as well as questions focusing on a particular type of body scanner known as the “backscatter.”

    On top of these new security procedures, most airlines keep jacking up their fares and adding all kinds of new fees. Is it any wonder that many Americans who fly these days feel anxious and irritable? When new stresses keep piling up on multiple levels, one wonders how much a human being can be expected to gracefully take – especially in an era when “common courtesy” is no longer common, and bad behavior, like ranting and cursing, has become so commonplace.

    While Steven Slater’s behavior certainly wasn’t excusable, it was understandable. Hey, at least when this crew member used the airplane intercom, he didn’t say anything anywhere near as alarming as what Captain Cleese tells his passengers (see Defense Exhibit A).

    Actually, Monty Python had it right, all along. Check out the Monty Python Channel on YouTube, and please join the audience in the sing-along song offering the excellent advice, “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life."

    When you fly, bring your sense of humor, along with your carry-on. And for God’s sake, try not to hit anybody when you open the overhead bin!

    See the classic John Cleese video here:

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    Free Austin music festival + 6 more Texas travel ideas in January

    Amber Heckler
    Jan 7, 2026 | 10:30 am
    J’cuuzi Empire Garage Free Week
    Photo by Renee Dominguez
    Austin's Free Week music festival is a great way to support local artists during the slow season.

    If your New Year's resolution is to travel more in 2026, CultureMap has you covered with seven newly opened hotels, deals, and fun events happening around Texas in January.

    Houston wanderers can enjoy a free music festival in Austin, visit the iconic Fort Worth Stock Show & Rodeo, explore the vast collections at the San Antonio Museum of Art, or stay local by checking in at a newly opened hotel in the Heights.

    Here are our top picks for January Texas travel events, hotel news, and more.

    In Austin

    Donation-based festival Free Week is returning to Austin's famed Red River Cultural District (RRCD) from January 9-10. This year's festivities will include performances from over 80 musicians and bands at 13 different venues across both days. CultureMap has also compiled a list of our must-see artist picks. Local restaurants are also pitching in with food and beverage deals during the festival. Donations and a percentage of food and beverage sales will benefit the cultural district, which will dole out payments to artists who play, grants to the venues, and other assistance and preservation projects throughout the year.

    The Ruby Hotel & Bar in Round Rock is kicking off the new year with a special relaxing deal for January and February stays, via its "Getaway & Decompress" package. Guests who book a two-night stay using the code "GETAWAY" will receive a 15 percent discount, and a "serenity-inducing" Sweet Dreams sleep kit that includes an eye mask, pillow mist, and relaxation balm. Room rates begin at $129 per night, and reservations can be booked online or via phone.

    Room reservations are now available at the Inn at Green Pastures, a recently opened hotel in Austin's Bouldin Creek neighborhood on the same historic property as Southern restaurant Mattie's. The three-story inn features 63 guest rooms (including nine suites), a private pool, lounge, bar, and a brand new restaurant called Henry's Nite & Day. Nightly rates at the Inn at Green Pastures start at $395.

    At home in Houston

    Houston is starting the new year with a brand new hotel: Hotel Daphne recently opened in the Heights, boasting 49 guest rooms across a five-story building. It also features an all-day, Italian-inspired restaurant called Hypsi, a vine-wrapped courtyard and patio, jewel-box library, lobby retail shop, and an impressive art collection. But the most magnificent features of the property are the numerous mature Live Oak trees that have remained undisturbed during the hotel's construction. Rates at Hotel Daphne begin at $359 per night.

    Hotel Daphne lobby Hotel Daphne introduces sophisticated vintage flair to The Heights. Photo by Julie Soefer

    In San Antonio

    Nine historic artifacts housed at the San Antonio Museum of Art (SAMA) have recently been promised for a return to their rightful homes in Italy. One has departed already, but there's still plenty of time to admire the remaining eight pieces before they, too, are returned to the Italian government in 2030. The museum also features art from all over the world, including pieces from pre-1500s America. Admission is free for SAMA members and for children aged 12 and under, and tickets are $24 for adults with additional discounts for seniors (65-plus), military, and students.

    In Dallas-Fort Worth

    The Fort Worth Stock Show & Rodeo is gearing up for its 2026 extravaganza on January 16, with 23 days full of action-packed livestock and horse shows, live music, a carnival, shopping opportunities, and so much more. The main events are the daily rodeos at Dickies Arena, including the Best of the West Ranch Rodeo, Best of Mexico Celebración, Cowboys of Color Rodeo, and Bulls Night Out Extreme Bull Riding. Rodeo ticket prices vary by event and date, but there are many ways to get discounts for the Stock Show.

    Fort Worth Stock Show & Rodeo It's nearly time to don your best cowboy hat and boots and ride up to Fort Worth. Photo courtesy of the Fort Worth Stock Show & Rodeo

    The Arlington Museum of Art is celebrating beloved author Jane Austen's 250th birthday with a special exhibition featuring costumes and jewelry from film adaptations of two of Austen's most iconic works: Pride and Prejudice (2005) and Emma (2020). The exhibit, Dressed for the Drawing Room: Fashion in Jane Austen’s World, will run from January 9 to March 22. Unlike the ticketed Game of Thrones exhibit, which is also on view at the museum, Dressed for the Drawing Room is free to visit. Attendees only need to pay for parking ($10 per car).

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