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    Smile-inducing soccer saga Next Goal Wins scores Disney-style smiles

    Alex Bentley
    Nov 17, 2023 | 9:15 am

    For a person who’s made a good number of popular products, writer/director Taika Waititi can be a divisive figure. Successes like What We Do in the Shadows (both movie and TV versions), Hunt for the Wilderpeople, and Thor: Ragnarok raised his profile, but projects like Jojo Rabbit (for which he won an Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay) and his over-the-top acting in movies like Free Guy have not been as well-received.

    His latest, Next Goal Wins, offers both the best and worst of Waititi’s style. For decades, the American Samoan soccer team had been known as the worst in the world, never scoring a single goal and being on the wrong end of the most lopsided game in history, a 31-0 thrashing by the Australian team. In an effort to change their luck, they bring in Dutch-American coach Thomas Rongen (Michael Fassbender).

    Rongen takes one look at the team, which is full of misfits and unathletic people, and deems them a lost cause right away. But Tavita (Oscar Kightley), head of the local football federation, convinces him to keep trying, and the team slowly starts to gel thanks to the leadership of transgender player Jaiyah (Kaimana) and the recruitment of better players who had long given up on being part of the team.

    Waititi and co-writer Iain Morris make the story into a slightly elevated version of a Disney film like Cool Runnings. Almost every American Samoan character in the film has some kind of funny quirk, but showing their goofy foibles never comes off as mean-spirited. The jokes come fast and furious from minute one of the film (starting with an introduction by a priest played by Waititi himself), so a viewer’s tolerance for Waititi’s brand of humor will dictate how much they enjoy it or not.

    The film does have some attempts at being semi-serious. Rongen's life appears to be in turmoil, having to watch ex-wife Gail (Elisabeth Moss) move on with a new beau, Alex (Will Arnett). Jaiyah being a male transitioning into a female is treated as something to be respected, with only slight pushback from Rongen. And Waititi, being off Maori descent, knows how to present American Samoan customs without coming across as condescending or exploitative.

    On the sports side of things, the action scenes are not that believable, but since the team is supposed to be awful, that actually plays in the film’s favor. Comedy rules the day, so whether it’s the goalkeeper not having a clue what to do or the team stumbling through drills, it’s all part of establishing them as a group that has no chance of succeeding. That, of course, sets us up for catharsis for when they actually do.

    Fassbender (who just starred in the polar opposite film, The Killer) is an odd choice for the lead role. Even though he eventually gels with the rest of the cast, he still feels out of place. The actors in the American Samoan roles are almost all better than expected, led by Kaimana, Kightley, and David Fane.

    Michael Fassbender and cast of Next Goal Wins

    Photo by Hilary Bronwyn Gayle / courtesy of Searchlight Pictures

    Michael Fassbender and cast of Next Goal Wins.

    A long-gestating film (principal photography actually ended in January 2020), Next Goal Wins is light and fluffy on the surface, with a few emotional punches thrown in. It won’t be confused with Waititi’s best films, but it’s a perfectly serviceable comedy if you’re willing to accept the jokes it has to offer.

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    Next Goal Wins opens in theaters on November 17.

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    Over-the-top acting and incoherent plot drag down Her Private Hell

    Alex Bentley
    Jul 23, 2026 | 3:00 pm
    Sophie Thatcher in Her Private Hell
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    Sophie Thatcher in Her Private Hell.

    Danish filmmaker Nicolas Winding Refn is not someone who plays nice with the general film world. His 2011 film Drive introduced him to American audiences in a big way, but that pulsating thriller was followed up with artier films like Only God Forgives and The Neon Demon that eschewed coherent plots in favor of moody, atmospheric pieces.

    Winding Refn, who hasn’t made a feature film in 10 years, has gone fully down the rabbit hole with Her Private Hell. Taking place in a liminal space that kind of resembles Earth but also feels like someone’s dreams/nightmares, the film focuses on Elle (Sophie Thatcher), an actor currently starring in a sci-fi film. Staying at a hotel with newcomer Hunter (Kristine Froseth), the two bond over their shared passion and the legend of Elle’s father, Johnny Thunders (Dougray Scott), who’s now married to Elle’s friend Dominique (Havana Rose Liu).

    After spending a good amount of (mostly incomprehensible) time with that group, Refn introduces Private K (Charles Melton), who seems to be living in post-World War II Japan. He is looking for his daughter, who might have been taken by a mysterious figure known as “Leatherman,” and he will stop at nothing to find her, fighting whoever stands in his way.

    It becomes clear almost right away that Winding Refn has no desire to engage in traditional storytelling in this film. The main characters wander through neon-drenched streets and buildings, which are often surrounded by a mist that is referred to on multiple occasions but never explained. Everyone speaks as if in a constant state of wonderment, and there are many moments where it’s unclear if events are actually happening, part of a movie-within-a-movie, or something else entirely.

    Unlike his previous films, Winding Refn has taken the characters in this film completely out of the real world, with every scene taking place in a sparsely decorated room or street that is obviously a movie set. While there are moments where this decision really works, especially the striking first shot of a human-like figure mixed in with a cityscape and clouds, most of the time it only adds to the stilted nature of the film as a whole.

    In fact, the entire movie has the feel of an avant-garde theater exercise. Every actor seems to be trying to outdo the others with awkward performances and out-sized reactions. Two very specific characters make appearances in both sides of the story for seemingly no reason other than to inject their weirdness into both spaces. The shocking violence that crops up on occasion would have more of an impact if it was related to anything intelligible.

    Thatcher (Companion) and Liu (Tuner) are among the young stars who have had breakout moments in recent years, but neither of them is served well by this hot mess of a movie. They, along with Melton, still demonstrate the talent they possess, but the oddity of the film weighs them down. Scott makes an impression for all the wrong reasons, while Froseth is called upon to play a character who might as well not be there at all.

    If there’s any kind of message that Winding Refn was trying to convey with Her Private Hell, it’s lost among the flashing lights, overload of pink, and jewel-like structures. Filmmakers who try to make art for art’s sake have a place in the world, but this film too often feels like people are making things up as they go, with no real goal in mind.

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    Her Private Hell opens in theaters on July 24.

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