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Houston's most spectacular winter light shows and events electrify for the holidays

These welcome, cooler temps beckon weather-weary Houstonians outdoors with a host of holiday light displays all over the city. These showcases are a fun — and family-friendly — way to get into the winter groove…and maybe even get some Clark Griswold inspo for home lighting projects.

Look for classics like Zoo Lights, which immerses visitors in a dazzling spectacle on zoo grounds, and relative newcomers like City Lights Holiday Magic 2023, a follow-up to the wildly popular downtown event highlighting 11 themed settings.

Photo courtesy of Central Houston

Take a walk in the Winter Wonderland downtown.

Consider this a handy checklist as Houston gets lights it up for the holiday season; we’ll update this list as more events open this season.

Lighting up now

Head downtown to "Houston's Living Room" as The Four Seasons presents its annual tree lighting on Friday, November 17. The grand affair in the Four Seasons' elegant lobby includes a hot chocolate station, TUTS Choir performance, eggnog and Champagne, and the lighting of the hotel’s stunning Christmas trees.

Four Seasons Houston holiday lighting Four Seasons Houston throws an elegant holiday lighting affair each year.Photo via Four Seasons Houston

Also downtown, City Lights Holiday Magic 2023 runs November 17 to December 31 with 11 different themed villages across dozens of city blocks, allowing guests to create their own experiences.

Check out the 30 illuminated Christmas trees in the George R. Brown Convention Center. Visit the Land of Sweets in the Hilton Americas Houston. Head over to Main Street for Santa's Village. See Market Square Park transformed into Mistletoe Square. And walk through 100,000 twinkling lights in the Theatre District. Download a pass to see and check off all the attractions. Christmas music on Fridays at Trebly Park's Twinkle Town makes for another holiday treat. Most activities are free.

Winter Wonderland Houston downtown 2022 This City Lights Holiday Magic Winter Wonderland feature is an IG fave. Photo courtesy of Central Houston

Even more downtown fun comes with the return of Texas Winter Lights at the Marriott Marquis Houston's Altitude Rooftop & Pool with more than 1,500+ glittering lights, dozens of Instagram-worthy displays, and experiences to surprise and delight all the senses. The hotel's iconic Texas-shaped lazy river comes alive with floating orbs, colorful archways overhead, and a nearby grove of trees adorned in bright white lights. Free to hotel guests; tickets start at $25 for non-hotel guests.

A cherished Houston favorite, Zoo Lights, is now running at the Houston Zoo through January 7, 2024. Explore the zoo after dark, with lighted trails taking visitors through an Enchanted Forest, stopping for selfies at a color-changing tree and taking part in other festive activities. Pro-tip: Wander quietly and peek at some of the slumbering beasts, like a majestic, snoozing tiger. There are timed entry slots every evening, with prices starting at $27.95.

Or, wander through more nature at Radiant Nature at the Houston Botanic Garden, a winding trail of more than 50 Chinese lantern displays. On view from November 17 to February 25, 2024, they showcase the beauty of nature and celebrate the tradition of the Lunar New Year. The cost is $28.50 per person with timed entry every evening.

Peek into 'Zodiac' at Radiant Nature at Houston Botanic Garden.Photo via Houston Botanic Garden

Sugar Land's Constellation Field is transformed into a winter wonderland in the 10th Annual Sugar Land Holiday Lights presented by Houston Methodist through January 1, with over 3.5 million lights. There are movie nights, photo opportunities with Santa, giveaways, theme nights and more. Tickets start at $12.

Further south, Galaxy Lights, Space Center Houston's annual spectacular is an immersive experience with space-themed light installations. The new Deep Space Backyard is a journey through the solar system. A crystal fireworks display showcases the colors of the galaxies, one of only two such displays in the world. Tickets start at $19.95. Through January 1, 2024.

Galaxy Lights Space Center Houston Blast off with Galaxy Lights at Space Center Houston. Photo courtesy of Space Center Houston

After Galaxy Lights, head to Galveston for Moody Gardens' Holiday in the Gardens, a multi-activity extravaganza with something for everyone.

Take an enchanting train ride at Moody Gardens Holiday in the Gardens.Photo via Moody Gardens

There's the Ice Land and Festival of Lights, with a stroll along a mile-long trail of twinkling lights that transform the space into a fairy land. A train ride though the lights is a must-try island holiday experience.

The 3rd Annual Energy Corridor Tree Lighting, held at the Hyatt Regency West Houston on November 30 from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m., this is a chance to hear holiday holiday music, wonder at the dazzling 50-foot Christmas tree and shop for unique gifts at the Candy Cane Lane Holiday Market. The event is free to attend.

Magical Winer Lights at Katy Mills is a winter wonderland for all ages, with thousands of lanterns creating worlds of all shapes and sizes. The display is on view from November 17 through January 7, and tickets are $25, with discounted admissions for seniors. There's also a separate carnival ticket, available for $25.

Holiday Lights at Constellation Field in Sugar Land features more than 3,000,000 lights, 10 themed areas, holiday shopping, and much more. One of Sugar Land's iconic holiday happenings, this showcase is completely family friendly, offering plenty to do for all ages. $15 adults, $12 children ages four to 12. Through January 1, 2023. 6 pm.

Looking ahead

Deck the Park at Memorial Park
Deck the Park brings thousands of lights along the park's half-mile promenade at the the Eastern Glades. For the first time, the event will be free to the public. Opening on Friday, December 1, the event is a family-friendly affair, featuring crafts, treats, and more. Event runs through January, 2024. Sundown.

Reliant Lights Mayor's Holiday Spectacular

Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner will preside over his final Reliant Lights Mayor’s Holiday Spectacular at City Hall. The 104-year-old, family-friendly tradition is free and features live music and the lighting of the holiday tree. This year’s holiday tree is 52-foot White Fir shipping in all the way from Grant’s Pass, Oregon. The towering tree will be adorned with 99,680 LED lights and some 4,000 ornaments. Saturday, December 2. 6 pm. Free.

$Reliant Lights Mayor\u2019s Holiday Spectacular$ Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner will preside over his final\u00a0Reliant Lights Mayor\u2019s Holiday Spectacular. Photo courtesy of City of Houston

Movie Review

Rachel McAdams goes feral in Sam Raimi's gory new comedy Send Help

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Rachel McAdams in Send Help.

Director Sam Raimi has gone through different phases as a filmmaker, including leading the first Spider-Man trilogy and joining the MCU with Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. But he first gained notice with the gory and funny Evil Dead movies, a sensibility he’s returning to with his latest film, Send Help.

Linda Liddle (Rachel McAdams) is a meek and eccentric middle manager at a financial firm that’s just named Bradley Preston (Dylan O’Brien) as its new nepo CEO. Bradley’s dad had promised Linda a promotion to vice president, but she gets passed over in favor of one of Bradley’s frat buddies, sending her into a mild rage. Still, she gets invited along on a planned business trip to Thailand, during which she hopes to prove her worth.

Unfortunately for most of the passengers on the private plane, it crashes into the ocean, leaving only Linda and Bradley alive on a deserted island. Linda, who has privately developed survival skills, adapts quickly to the forbidding environment, while Bradley tries to revert to bossing her around. But Linda quickly understands the power dynamic has shifted, and she uses this knowledge to try to keep Bradley in line, turning their stranding into a battle of wills.

Directed by Raimi and written by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift, the film is the classic “so bad it’s good” kind of experience. McAdams, inarguably an attractive and charming person, is given stringy hair, an antisocial personality, and quirks like eating tuna fish at her desk to make her as off-putting as possible. Bradley, along with almost everyone else at her office, is stereotyped just as hard in order to set up the twist of fate.

When the action shifts to the island, things get even more over the top. The audience has already been primed for Linda to demonstrate her survival expertise, but the film does way more than just show her making fire. Whether it’s flawlessly building a shelter or hunting a wild boar, everything Linda does is portrayed in a slightly off-kilter manner. Then they turn everything up to 11, indulging in gore that is so unnecessary that you can’t help but laugh.

The filmmakers prove they’re in on the joke the rest of the way, including a variety of preposterous but hilarious scenarios that would cause massive eyerolls if they were actually trying to take the film seriously. While they do a great job of showing Linda’s ability to handle herself in the wild, they also show that she is somehow the only person in the world who could get a glow up after a plane crash and weeks living in nature.

McAdams, an Oscar-nominated actor for Spotlight, is way too high class for a movie like this, which makes her presence here all the more interesting. She is all-in on whatever Raimi wants her to do, and she’s at her most fun when she goes the animalistic route. O’Brien, who was great in the recent Twinless, doesn’t get as much of an opportunity to show his range, but he still proves to be an interesting foil for her.

Were it released in any other month, Send Help might be looked at as bottom of the barrel material. But with the movie year just getting started, it’s easier to forgive its outrageous plot twists and just have fun, especially since Raimi and his team put the rest of the film together so well.

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Send Help opens in theaters on January 30.

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