The Creepy Hollow Haunted House, near Houston, is one of the Top Haunted Attractions in the nation.
Photo courtesy of Creepy Hollow Haunted House
Looks like everything's scarier in Texas. The Haunted Attraction Association, which bills itself as the official voice of the haunt industry, has certified 14 official “Top Haunted Attractions” around the nation. On the list is Creepy Hollow Haunted House in Rosharon, about 35 miles south of downtown Houston.
The scary attraction features three frightening haunted houses at one location, including the mobile viral genetic research facility of Nouveau Genesis Corporation gone awry, the Dark Woods area of dense forest located behind the Nouveau Genesis Corporation, and Pitch Black a holding facility adjacent to Nouveau Genesis located at Creepy Hollow.
An all-inclusive $30 ticket gets thrill seekers into all three of the main attractions. Group discounts of $5 off are available for groups of 15 or more guests, but require a reservation. The Creepy Hollow Haunted House is open Friday through Monday night (October 28 -31) and on November 4 and 5.
From Wednesday through Sundays throughout the year, guests can play a virtual reality zombie first-person shooter game wearing VR headsets in the Creepy Hollow Escape Room.
Most of the other top haunted attractions on the list are in the Midwest or on the East Coast. They include Field of Screams in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, and The Factory of Terror in Canton, Ohio. The closest attraction to Texas is Ruby Falls Haunted Cavern in Chattanooga, Tennessee.
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes in You Can See Everything.
Elizabeth Holmes faced one of the most public downfalls in recent history after she was accused of defrauding investors in her health technology company, Theranos. Her subsequent indictment and conviction drew the interest of many, including, it seems, comedian/actor/filmmaker Nathan Fielder. Fielder somehow convinced Holmes and her husband, Billy Evans, to make a documentary about her final days of freedom, called You Can See Everything.
It’s not immediately clear why Fielder — who only has one previous feature-length documentary to his credit — is interested in profiling Holmes, but the approach that he and co-director Lance Oppenheim (Primetime) take is one that puts Fielder in the spotlight as much as her or Evans. Fielder looms over the couple — sometimes literally, sometimes from afar — as they care for their children, make meals, try to re-establish business relationships, and prepare for Holmes’ prison sentence, which is due to start about a month after the film begins in 2023.
Fielder quizzes Holmes and Evans about predictable subjects — such as how Theranos worked, her relationship with COO Sunny Balwani, and her conviction — and ones that are slightly off-kilter, including the miniseries The Dropout, which dramatized Holmes’ rise and fall. He is met with seeming openness by both of them — the title of the movie is uttered by Holmes at one point — but there are times where their idea of transparency doesn’t jibe with Fielder’s expectations.
Through it all, the quirky reputation that Fielder has from TV shows like Nathan for You, The Curse, and The Rehearsal colors his participation, as well. He appears sincere, if surprisingly intense, in his questioning, but there are more than a few moments where it’s fair to wonder if the whole thing is an act of performance art. That suspicion grows in the second half of the nearly three-hour film as Fielder and Oppenheim go down roads that stretch the definition of what a documentary is or can be.
The film is utterly fascinating as the filmmakers go on what seems to be a full-on exploration of the meaning of truth. Holmes and Evans, either intentionally or unintentionally, carry on conversations with Fielder with wide-open, unblinking eyes, something that conveys honesty and creepiness in equal measures. Fielder meets them with squinting expressions, looking like he’s trying to determine how candid they’re actually being.
One of the biggest things the film reveals (or does it?) is that — if she’s not a sociopath — Holmes might be someone who’s either oblivious or naive. As cryptic or strange as she can be in words and actions, Evans is even more so, and as the film progresses it’s him whose motives and ideas are called into question. Control over the narrative of the film wobbles back-and-forth between Fielder, Holmes, and Evans, and even at the end it’s unclear whose perspective has truly won out.
There is no way to accurately get across what it’s like to watch You Can See Everything for the first time. The motives of everyone involved are up in the air, resulting in a roller coaster ride that’s full of astonishment, laughs, and a number of surprises. It’s an audacious film that can’t be categorized, one that will challenge the thinking of voters when it comes time for awards season.
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You Can See Everything opens in theaters on October 16.