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    At the Movies

    Good times ahead on track when Big Easy Express with Mumford & Sons arrives onwhistle stop tour

    Joe Leydon
    Oct 24, 2012 | 6:50 am
    • A scene from Big Easy Express
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    • Big Easy Express director Emmett Malloy speaks at SXSW this spring.
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    Emmett Malloy’s exuberantly entertaining Big Easy Express — an infectiously joyful account of a 2011 whistle-stop tour by the indie folk ensembles Mumford & Sons, Old Crow Medicine Show and Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros — has been available on DVD, Blu-Ray and iTunes for the past several weeks. But, trust me, you don’t want to see this good-time flick for the first time on any of those platforms.

    No, what you really want to do is see it the way God — and Malloy — intended you see it: On a big screen. With a lot of people. Where there’s plenty of room to spontaneously clap your hands, sway in your seat and maybe, just maybe, dance in the aisles.

    What you really want to do is see it the way God — and Malloy — intended you see it: On a big screen. With a lot of people.

    A place like Austin’s Paramount Theatre, where I fell in love with the movie last spring on closing night of the SXSW Festival. Or a place like… like… well, gee, I don’t know, maybe a place like 14 Pews, where they’ll be hosting the H-Town premiere of Big Easy Express this week at 7 p.m. Wednesday and Monday, and 4 p.m. Sunday.

    Malloy, who also directed the acclaimed White Stripes documentary Under Great Northern Lights, went along for the ride to record the music, merriment and misadventures when the three bands banded together aboard a 14-car train for a six-city, Oakland to New Orleans tour. Judging from his film, there was a minimum of drama on board – the groups evidently formed a mutual admiration society while jamming together until the wee small hours during their cross-country journey – and an abundance of high spirits during each performance at every stop.

    Indeed, Magnetic Zeros lead singer Alex Ebert occasionally appears possessed by Pentecostal fervor as he hops about barefoot on stage during songs, to the delight of cheering crowds. And during a stay-over in Austin, Mumford & Sons shake the rafters while performing their hit “The Cave” with a little help from the Austin High School marching band.

    Right from the start, Malloy lets you know you’re in for a good time with a breezily cheery credits sequence that follows the lithe and lovely Magnetic Zeros singer Jade Castrinos as she drifts – no, make that dances – from car to car aboard the train, introducing the audiences to each of the bands.

    It’s a scene that’s nothing short of delightful. And according to Malloy, it very nearly didn’t happen.

    CultureMap: There’s something almost intoxicating about your opening scene. It seems totally spontaneous and unplanned. But, of course, nothing’s ever that simple, right?

    Emmett Malloy: That was actually kind of the biggest learning curve for me while making this film. Because we were really restricted by the rules and regulations of the railroad. It was like, we could never really plan anything, because we never knew for sure when the train was going to stop, or when we could get off and on.

    So even though I had all these ideas conceptually in mind for the film in general, most of them went out the window when I realized how difficult it was to co-ordinate three bands, and figure out just when we could get off the train.

    CM: So how did you make the magic happen?

    EM: That opening shot, it was just something I got the idea to do because I thought it would be a great way to kick things off. But, you know, these weren’t small bands. These were bands with a lot of moving parts, so to speak. So we only got one opportunity to do it.

    We had all three bands, each in their respective cars, and we got it all organized on the morning we were heading into Austin. Everybody agreed and liked the idea. But there was no way for us to communicate with one another between cars. We had no walkie-talkies or anything. So when you went from one car to the next, you might as well have been going to the other side of the world.

    We decided to have Jade move along because she was one of the few females in the movie, and we felt she would give that opening shot a different spirit. So we set everything up, and ran up and down the cars to let everybody know we were about to begin. We didn’t have any special rigs or anything. It was just me and the cameraman – me holding his shoulders and getting the doors for him while we were moving along.

    And we got about midway through Mumford & Sons’ car – and then the train stopped.

    CM: Oh, no.

    EM: Yeah, and everybody said, “C’mon, let’s just keep doing it.” But I felt the shot just didn’t work that way, because the train wasn’t moving. It wasn’t interesting to me – it didn’t feel like we were going anywhere. It looked like we were on a studio set or something. So I just kind of threw in the towel, and said that was a good try, but we’d figure out a different idea for this opening. So all the bands started to scatter a little.

    And then the train started moving again.

    CM: Well, of course.

    EM: So I started running like a bat out of hell up and down the train again, trying to get everybody back in their spots. And I have to say, some of them were a bit reluctant, and saying things like, “Oh, why don’t we just go ahead and get breakfast or something?” But finally, everybody decided to give it just one more shot.

    And literally, everybody had to just anticipate us coming, because once I yelled “Action,” I had to kind of just let things be and take them as they were while we were moving. So that’s what we did. We just bounced around and followed Jade.

    CM: Do you wish you’d had another take? Or are you wholly satisfied with what you got?

    EM: There are some things, some minor things, that I didn’t like, that bothered me. Nobody else would notice them, but I do.

    But once I got the credits placed over the scene, I realized that it would work, that it would really grab the audience. And that it was a cool way to introduce the audience to the cast of characters that are going to be stars of this journey ahead.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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