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    Adventure, archaeology & new technology mix as King Tut makes what may be lastHouston visit

    Joseph Campana
    Oct 16, 2011 | 6:00 am

    Anubis, protector of the dead, guards the entrance to the underworld. From today to April 15, 2012, he guards the door to the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston while King Tut is in town.

    Over the next six months, Houstonians can have the rare treat of wandering the 12 galleries of Tutankhamun: The Golden King and the Great Pharaohs. The show is stocked with over 100 objects associated with King Tut, the boy pharaoh who took the world by storm in 1922 when Howard Carter discovered what some still call the greatest archaeological find ever.

    At a press event for the exhibition, Mayor Annise Parker predicted that King Tut would have a huge impact on the city. “We anticipate this exhibit will bring in people from all over the state of Texas and beyond. The arts contribute greatly to the city of Houston’s bottom line, and this combination of art and history and mystery will be an absolutely unbeatable combination," she said.

    The final room of the exhibit displays data gathered by X-ray, CT scan, and DNA over decades and concludes that King Tut was the son of the royal iconoclast Akhenaten, who briefly introduced monotheism to a religious culture whose cosmology included countless gods.

    Houston is one of only a few cities to host Tutankhamun: The Golden King and the Great Pharaohs, along with Vienna, Atlanta, Denver, and Toronto.

    What explains the continued thrill of King Tut? Habit, perhaps. Americans have been fed a steady diet of Egyptology, with two landmark tours in the 1960s and the 1970s. King Tut made his way to Houston, and to the MFAH, last in 1962. What’s changed since then? Quite a lot.

    Many of the objects in the current show have never been shown in the U.S. and some predict these objects will never again leave Egypt. Mark Lach, senior vice president of co-sponsor Arts and Exhibitions International, however, insisted on their international scope. In front of representatives from the Supreme Council of Antiquities of the Arab Republic of Egypt, he said, “These objects don’t just belong to Egypt, they belong to the world.”

    In 1962, visitors may not have been greeted by either the massive statue of Anubis outside or by the ultra-modern information center with CT-scanned images of King Tut’s body and smaller screens images displaying slices of the desiccated viscera of the boy king. The final room of the exhibit displays data gathered by X-ray, CT scan, and DNA over decades and concludes that King Tut was the son of the royal iconoclast Akhenaten, who briefly introduced monotheism to a religious culture whose cosmology included countless gods.

    A who's who of Ancient Egypt

    To enter the exhibit, one passes through an opening chamber with walls and lintels meant to approximate the feel of something ancient. A brief video, narrated by Harrison Ford, introduces the subject of the exhibit, and the first eight galleries were described by Lach as “Egyptology 101.”

    For those unfamiliar with the ancient pharaohs, their royal culture, or their burial practices, these galleries will be informative. But first you’ll be stared down by a gorgeous, calcite statue of the seated Khafre, who lent his face also to the Sphinx. When I saw the Sphinx some years ago on a trip to Egypt, I was struck by how solid it seemed in spite of evident wear. Here I was impressed by the delicacy and elegance of the carving work, including cartouches spelling out his name.

    When I saw the Sphinx some years ago on a trip to Egypt, I was struck by how solid it seemed in spite of evident wear. Here I was impressed by the delicacy and elegance of the carving work, including cartouches spelling out his name.

    Just around the corner, a statue of Khafre’s son, Menkaure who built the third of the great pyramids at Giza, fared less well. Equally gorgeous, the statue lacked much of its arms, revealing the surprising texture of stone beneath the polished exterior.

    The opening galleries are a who’s who of ancient Egyptian power: Thutmoses, Ramesses, Hatshepsut, Amenhopet, and others all rendered magnificently in alabaster, granodiorite, red granite, and even unbaked clay. Monumentality was one defense against death, and death is, of course, the guiding thread of the exhibit.

    The god Anubis played a role comparable to the Greek god Charon, the ferryman who guided the transition of souls between life and death. Charon required a coin of passage, while other trials beset any pharaoh seeking to enter the afterlife. And so a pharaoh, who was considered a living god, prepared elaborately for the journey, building and stocking great monuments with treasure and provisions to face the questions from Anubis, Osiris, and other gods of the dead.

    This is perhaps the strangest thing about how we encounter the culture of ancient Egypt through shows like Tutankhamun: The Golden King and the Great Pharaohs. The culture seems oriented around death almost to the exclusion of life. Perhaps all ancient civilizations seem this way to a modern viewer because they are so remote. But the elaborate construction of sublime monuments coupled with the care with which objects destined to be sealed in tombs were made makes one wonder how important the living really are.

    But there were almost chilling moments when the imprint of the living was unbelievably intense. One statue features the architect, tutor, and lover of Queen Hatshepsut, Senenmut, holding her daughter Princess Nefrure in the posture one expects from a loving mother. Similarly, the beautifully colored limestone statue of the steward Kai and his two children, both dwarfed by their father as they crouch next to his knees, was surprisingly moving as well.

    I have wandered through the Great Pyramids of Giza, the temples of Luxor and Karnack, and beyond. I was consumed by the massive scale of what I saw. Having the chance to spend time, intimacy, and proximity with these objects was quite powerful for me.

    Elsewhere, an odd sketch of another princess eating a duck, carved and painted on limestone, make the absent bodies feel eerily real. Even the elaborate care taken for Thutmose’s cat, who received mummification and a sarcophagus fit for king, seems oddly touching.

    The final rooms

    After this initial tour and a further room of gold and lapis treasures, the final rooms attend to King Tut himself, explaining his burial tomb and presenting objects from them as varied as ritual fans and leopard tokens. Some objects were golden treasures, others, like a bed and a chair, gradually warping wood that once held the body of King Tut.

    The rooms are introduced by yet another film, this one narrated by a voice familiar to me from Forensic Files. Other television screens throughout the hall feature Zahi Hawass, who is perhaps the world’s most famous Egyptian archaeologist. I’ve watched him on so many shows on so many stations extolling the wonders of ancient Egypt.

    If there’s anything that I wondered about as I wandered this exhibit also co-sponsored by National Geographic it was this: Was I wandering through museum galleries, a theme park, or a television program? This is perhaps the consequence of the intertwining of adventure, archaeology and Egyptology. I was seven when I saw Raiders of the Lost Ark and 20 when I saw Stargate. I’m part of this culture as well, but still I wonder how the objects would seem with all their glory revealed in a less programmed environment and "experience" oriented environment.

    Some prefer Indiana Jones rocketing across the screen. Myself, I prefer the hush of ancient things.

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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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