If the Alley Theatre needs a stand-in for its technologically-plagued production of Peter Pan, perhaps officials should call Kelly Ripa.
On a recent show, the popular co-host of Live with Regis and Kelly told substitute co-host Bryant Gumbel that when she's working out, she looks like the eflin boy who flies and refuses to grow up in the classic J.M. Barrie novel.
The conversation started after she explained to Gumbel that she likes to exercise in a group class at SoulCycle in New York "because there's something sexy about the sound and look of a unified group of people working out." Gumbel replied that he believes others in the class are aware of her presence and "you’re wrong that the guys ain’t checking you out."
“No, never! You’ve never seen me work out. I look like Peter Pan,” she said. “The makeup comes off, the hair goes into a bun and the padded bra comes off, and Peter Pan is floating next to you on a bike. I bet you I could spin next to you and you would not know it was me.”
Alas, casting is already set for the Alley production, which is scheduled to open Wednesday night after several preview performances were cancelled over the weekend due to technical issues.
Check out the exchange (at about the 4:06 minute mark):
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs made history in 1937 as the first-ever animated feature film from the then-fledgling Walt Disney Productions. As fate has it, it may also be the last of the classic Disney films to receive a live-action remake (of their big movies released prior to 1970, only Bambi and The Sword in the Stone have not been remade). And given the quality of the live-action remakes, that is a good thing, as few have come close to recreating the magic of the originals.
This new Snow White(minus the now politically incorrect second part of the title) stars Rachel Zegler as the titular princess who, in truly classic Disney form, loses both of her parents at an early age, leaving her to toil under the thumb of her stepmother, the Evil Queen (Gal Gadot). An encounter with Jonathan (Andrew Burnap), the leader of a group of bandits, opens her eyes to how bad things have become under the Evil Queen’s rule, and a kind-hearted action puts her on the Queen’s bad side.
Forced to flee to the nearby forest, Snow White is taken in by a group of seven (inexplicably CGI) little people, who are solely in charge of mining the area’s vast jewel resources. Snow White, the group of bandits, and the miners find they have common ground in opposing the Queen, and they soon set out to bring some sense of normalcy back to the kingdom.
In the hands of director Marc Webb and writer Erin Cressida Wilson, this new version of Snow White sits in a middle zone of being neither very good nor very bad. It plays on the nostalgia many viewers will have of watching the original when they were children, but also adds in some updates that could be viewed as subtle commentary on the modern world, even current American politics.
Versions of songs from the original like “Heigh-Ho” and “Whistle While You Work” remain, but songwriters Benj Pasek and Justin Paul (along with Paul Feldman) have added a slew of new songs to make the film more current. Some of them make an impression, like “Waiting on a Wish” and “Princess Problems,” but the issue that arises is they sound too much like the Broadway world from which the songwriters come, giving an anachronistic feel to the decidedly old-timey story.
The film maintains a pleasant and solid pace that keeps it watchable throughout. There are odd elements like never really getting to know the bandits — really just resistance fighters against the Evil Queen — and miners, but that’s part and parcel of the classic story. Snow White still doesn’t exactly exude girl power, but the film’s excision of the song “Someday My Prince Will Come” points to a certain amount of autonomy it gives her.
Zegler proved in West Side Story that she has musical chops, and she shows her worth as the title character here. She embodies Snow White’s changing demeanor well, and can really belt it in her signature songs. Gadot is fine as the Evil Queen, but it's a one-dimensional role with little nuance. Unfortunately, nobody else stands out, which doesn’t allow the film to reach beyond its traditional limits.
On the sliding scale of live-action Disney remakes, Snow White makes it on the positive side of the ledger, but not by much. It offers up a few new good songs, a solid lead performance, and a slight subversiveness epitomized by giving a new definition of “Who’s the fairest of them all.”