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"The Situation," Mike Sorrentino has ...
Bristol Palin on his smush radar.
David Hasselhoff is guaranteed laughs
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"The Situation," Mike Sorrentino, because one picture is never enough.
There's about to be a situation on the dance floor on this season of Dancing With the Stars — and I don't mean Maksim's latest tryst.
In fact Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (who is reportedly set to make $5 mil this year — take that, NYT *quietly weeps*) is joining the cast for the fall season. His rumored castmates include abstinence-impaired Bristol Palin, the Hills' Audrina Patridge, lovable drunk David Hasselhoff and requisite ex-star athlete Kurt Warner.
Since on-set tensions, especially the sexual variety, are as good for ratings as coordination, we cant wait to see who The Situation tries to smush. Fingers crossed that it's Bristol and that it's successful. A half-guido, half Palin?
It's media gold. Or a harbinger of the apocalypse.

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