Don't get attached to Bieber
Teen Choice Award truths: Where the winners will be in 2020
Selena Gomez will remember this day fondly.Teen Choice Awards_Selena Gomez
Lea Michele? Unfortunately, she's this generation's Brittany Murphy.Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images
Zac Efron
Kim Kardashian
Hilary Duff will be back in Houston.
You'll only be able to find Justin Bieber in ads on ABC Family.
Hollywood's obsession with nostalgia surrounding childhood stars has spawned many a Where Are They Now? magazine cover and TV special. CultureMap is putting that sentiment into hyperdrive, forecasting the fates of this year's MTV Teen Choice Awards starlets in 10 years time.
Read on to find out who's a bitch, and who's a bigger bitch:
Levi Johnston has become a diehard polygamist, serving as the patriarch of a household that includes Bristol Palin, Brittani Senser, Kathy Griffin and Kathy Griffin's mom. By 2020, Levi will have already recovered from Kathy releasing the much-anticipated frontal photos of what's going on inside Levi's Levi's.
Having reached her goal weight of 70 pounds, Lea Michele is staying at UCLA rehabilitation center on a semi-permanent basis. Hanging onto life by a thread, Michelle will become the victim of her own singing in the shower — the Brittany Murphy of the 2020s.
Choice Female Reality Star winner Kim Kardashian will have elevated her title to simply "Choice Female," creating a political office known as Queen Bee that rules over Southern California and wherever reruns of Keeping Up With the Kardashians are broadcast with an iron fist.
Following in the footsteps of her father, Miley Cyrus will portray the parent of her own child on a Disney children's television series. She will also make herself available to play the part of Lindsay Lohan in dramatic reenactments for an E! True Hollywood Story.
Selena Gomez devotes her days and nights to performing Wizards of Waverly Place on Ice. She still holds a candle for one day winning another Choice TV Actress award.
A star of the West End theater world, Emma Roberts now shares a London flat with Dakota Fanning and their two cats. The platonic pair have exclusive lunches with their mentors, Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet, during which the women discuss the demise of men while speaking in Latin.
Following two to three failed marriages with Canadian athletes, Hilary Duff will return to Houston, remarry and devote her life to moving up the rungs of the Memorial Drive Elementary School PTO. However, she will remain the representative for TrimSpa in Canada.
Finally over his nail polish phase, Zac Efron has reinvented himself as the Sean Penn of the new decade, lobbying Washington for various limousine liberal causes and spearheading efforts to clean up the Louisiana coast after this century's fourth BP Gulf Oil spill.
Note: Justin Bieber, winner for Choice Male Artist, Breakthrough Artist (Male), Choice Summer Music Star and Choice Pop Album was not present at the Teen Choice Awards — a harbinger of his pop culture disappearance in 10 years time. Nevertheless, Bieber will maintain his role as the face of Proactiv in commercials broadcast on ABC Family.
