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    Roll over Beethoven: If the classical God never existed, music would be muchbetter off

    Chris Becker
    Aug 8, 2011 | 12:01 am
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    When John Lennon sang his now famous lyric: “Imagine there’s no heaven …” he wasn't necessarily implying: “There is no God.” He was simply saying, “Imagine.”

    With that in mind, let me ask you to imagine a world without the music of Ludwig Van Beethoven. A world where musicians, conductors and classical radio stations have stopped performing or broadcasting his piano sonatas, string quartets, symphonies, the one opera — all of it. A world where KUHA 91.7 FM removes from its playlists the works of any composer born before 1900 with a last name beginning with the letter “B."

    A world where, when Beethoven’s fifth, sixth, seventh or ninth symphonies are brought up in the meetings that determine the season programming of orchestras or other ensembles, the decision makers immediately respond: “Beethoven? Why? There are so many other things we can play!”

    Imagine Beethoven reanimated like Frankenstein, clawing his way out of his grave in Vienna, wiping the maggots from his hair, and after figuring out how to use a debit card he got off the first tourist he strangled, arriving like Lazarus to the steps of New York City's Lincoln Center and seeing that the evening’s musical program is … all Beethoven.

    “Mein gott in himmel!” he bellows while shaking the dirt out of his ears. “Hasn’t ANYONE composed anything worth a damn since 1827?”

    In this imagined world (the first one, not the one with an undead zombie Beethoven), with Beethoven’s music gone from the airwaves and the concert halls, do we then end up with a void? A hole that, if not filled, will tear apart the fabric of the musical universe and leave budding musicians without the necessary tools they need to make music?

    Nah. I don’t think so. In fact, I wonder if we in the United States, at least when it comes to programming radio stations and concert seasons, place too much weight on music by what amounts to a handful of European composers who without the perpetuation of a hierarchical mythology — what composer Morton Feldman called “impregnable divinity” — are relatively minor figures when you consider the scope of music being made all over the planet.

    In his 1964 essay “A Life Without Bach and Beethoven” Feldman writes,

    Our idol-worshiping tradition is changing. Values and techniques established by a few godlike figures are now, even to a conservative temperament, less intimidating … there are so many composers, so many points of view, that those clinging to the traditional viewpoint are lost.”

    Over four decades ago, long before the Internet age, Feldman surveyed the landscape and acknowledged an abundance of composers writing for so-called traditional classical ensembles, as well as tape, non-Western instruments, and, in the music of his friend John Cage, turntables, bowls of water, duck calls, etc. Imagine what he’d say now!

    It’s not as if over time composing has become more lucrative as a career and yet there seem to be more people doing it now than ever before.

    But I can’t forget that image of a reanimated Beethoven tearing his hair out on the steps of Lincoln Center. In a recent op-ed piece for the New York Times, composer conductor Rob Deemer writes,

    One has to remember that composers are working in a field that emphasizes a limited and established repertory of historical works and in many areas lacks even the limited balance between old and new that the other arts are much better at promoting.”

    There are a ton of great living composers among us. So why, in the 21st century, do musicians and audiences tolerate even the slightest hint of musical conservatism?

    Thankfully, the composers I know, people who compose, improvise and/or use the recording studio to realize their music — I’ll deal with a more accurate definition of that word “composer” some other time — do not sit around wasting time griping about the omnipresence of Beethoven. They're too busy making music. And they maintain a level of optimism that can seem kind of cracked!

    “Music is … in a healthy state for the future,” wrote composer Duke Ellington. “In spite of the fact that it may sound as though it is being held hostage.”

    The defining quality of 21st century composers may be their ability to make things happen, born out of an impatience with waiting around for some kind of validation. DIY. Do it yourself. Everybody’s doin’ it.

    There are a ton of great living composers among us. So why, in the 21st century, do musicians and audiences tolerate even the slightest hint of musical conservatism?

    Last week I did the first of what is going to be a regular radio show airing from 5 to 7 p.m. last Thursday of every month on KTRU, the old Rice radio station that lives on the Internet and HD radio. On the show, composer pianist Hsin-Jung Tsai and I play some of our favorite pieces by contemporary composers and then chat about them on the air. Kind of like Coffee Talk but without the coffee. We need a name for the show by the way. Maybe Imagine There’s No Beethoven is appropriate?

    On last week's show, we featured György Ligeti’s “Atmospheres” for orchestra, Paola Prestini’s “Inngerutit” (a title neither one of us could correctly pronounce) for clarinet, electronics and voice, Carl Stone’s “Mom’s” for computer electronics, and George Crumb’s “Ancient Voices of Children,” a powerful primal work for mezzo-soprano, boy soprano and ensemble. Hsin-Jung had the score for the Crumb piece in the studio.

    After cueing up the Nonesuch recording which features an incredible performance by Jan DeGaeanti, we followed along, quickly becoming totally mesmerized by what we were hearing. It wasn’t an unfamiliar piece; we’d each heard it several times before. But there was something about the music and Crumb’s visually arresting score that, during the broadcast, was transporting.

    Is Crumb’s music “better” than Beethoven’s or vice versa? That's the kind of question that leads you nowhere.

    “Music is too personal a medium to support an absolute hierarchy of values,” writes music critic Alex Ross. “The best music is the music that persuades us that there is no other music in the world.”

    Bach. Beethoven. Mozart. Repeat. Bach. Beethoven. Mozart. Repeat. For some reason, we here in the U.S. and much of Europe are stuck with these “godlike figures” for the foreseeable future. But then again, there’s a whole lotta music being composed right now at this very moment — while you are reading the end of this sentence. And you know what? A lot of it is damn good.

    And I imagine Beethoven, wherever he is, would welcome even more opportunities for it to be played. I obviously can’t speak for the man, but I will go further and say that I believe Beethoven might even be willing to give up yet another performance of his Symphony No. 6 in order to make room for something new by a 21st century composer.

    Like Chuck Berry, I don't mean any offense.

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    Movie Review

    Star TV producer James L. Brooks stumbles with meandering movie Ella McCay

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 12, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Emma Mackey in Ella McCay
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    Emma Mackey in Ella McCay.

    The impact that writer/director/producer James L. Brooks has made on Hollywood cannot be understated. The 85-year-old created The Mary Tyler Moore Show, personally won three Oscars for Terms of Endearment, and was one of the driving forces behind The Simpsons, among many other credits. Now, 15 years after his last movie, he’s back in the directing chair with Ella McCay.

    The similarly-named Emma Mackey plays Ella, a 34-year-old lieutenant governor of an unnamed state in 2008 who’s on the verge of becoming governor when Governor Bill (Albert Brooks) gets picked to be a member of the president’s Cabinet. What should be a happy time is sullied by her needy husband, Ryan (Jack Lowden), her agoraphobic brother, Casey (Spike Fearn), and her perpetually-cheating father, Eddie (Woody Harrelson).

    Despite the trio of men competing to bring her down, Ella remains an unapologetic optimist, an attitude bolstered by her aunt Helen (Jamie Lee Curtis), her assistant Estelle (Julie Kavner), and her police escort, Trooper Nash (Kumail Nanjiani). The film follows her over a few days as she navigates the perils of governing, the distractions her family brings, and the expectations being thrust upon her by many different people.

    Brooks, who wrote and directed the film, is all over the place with his storytelling. What at first seems to be a straightforward story about Ella and her various issues soon starts meandering into areas that, while related to Ella, don’t make the film better. Prime among them are her brother and father, who are given a relatively small amount of screentime in comparison to the importance they have in her life. This is compounded by a confounding subplot in which Casey tries to win back his girlfriend, Susan (Ayo Edebiri).

    Then there’s the whole political side of the story, which never finds its focus and is stuck in the past. Though it’s never stated explicitly, Ella and Governor Bill appear to be Democrats, especially given a signature program Ella pushes to help mothers in need. But if Brooks was trying to provide an antidote to the current real world politics, he doesn’t succeed, as Ella’s full goals are never clear. He also inexplicably shows her boring her fellow lawmakers to tears, a strange trait to give the person for whom the audience is supposed to be rooting.

    What saves the movie from being an all-out train wreck is the performances of Mackey and Curtis. Mackey, best known for the Netflix show Sex Education, has an assured confidence to her that keeps the character interesting and likable even when the story goes downhill. Curtis, who has tended to go over-the-top with her roles in recent years, tones it down, offering a warm place of comfort for Ella to turn to when she needs it. The two complement each other very well and are the best parts of the movie by far.

    Brooks puts much more effort into his female actors, including Kavner, who, even though she serves as an unnecessary narrator, gets most of the best laugh lines in the film. Harrelson is capable of playing a great cad, but his character here isn’t fleshed out enough. Fearn is super annoying in his role, and Lowden isn’t much better, although that could be mostly due to what his character is called to do. Were it not for the always-great Brooks and Nanjiani, the movie might be devoid of good male performances.

    Brooks has made many great TV shows and movies in his 60+ year career, but Ella McCay is a far cry from his best. The only positive that comes out of it is the boosting of Mackey, who proves herself capable of not only leading a film, but also elevating one that would otherwise be a slog to get through.

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    Ella McCay opens in theaters on December 12.

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