If you're not already familiar with the Step Up franchise, it's kind of a delectable fluffy dance equivalent to the prime time soap opera or a Nicholas Sparks novel. Just as you don't watch Gossip Girl for the acting (it's the fashion) or read Nicholas Sparks' books for the mind-bending (it's the mush), Step Up is good for just one thing — the dance.
I compulsively see every dance movie that hits theaters IN theaters. Stomp the Yard I paid premium popcorn prices for twice. So you can bet your rear end that mine will be ensconced in red velvet this weekend, not least because my favorite character from Step Up 2: The Streets has been promoted to protagonist in the third installment — Step Up 3D.
Moose, a mop-headed, scrawny lighting design student at the fictional Manhattan School of the Arts, runs off to NYU to pursue engineering but keeps on dancing on the DL in a Brooklyn warehouse-cum-melting pot for artistic outsiders.
But we're not here for plot. The Chicago Tribune reports that the choreography pays some homage to old-school musicals, borrowing moves from Singin' in the Rain for a number danced to Fred Astaire's original "I Won't Dance." And 3D glasses will surely add to the experience of those single-take sequences I so appreciate.
Why has no one thought of this before?! If sword-launching is more epic in 3D, surely so is a grand jeté.
Fingers crossed that Channing Tatum makes a cameo for the franchise that made him a star — most lately in a Nicholas Sparks movie. Ah, we come full circle.
Yoshi, Mario, and Luigi in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
When The Super Mario Bros. Movie came out in 2023, it had two big things going for it. Audiences had little experience with a fully-animated video game adaptation, and certainly not from a property as revered as Super Mario Bros. And coming from Illumination Entertainment and featuring an all-star cast, the massive budget for the film was on the screen, showing how much effort the filmmakers put into at least the visuals.
Three years later comes the sequel, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, passing over a massive number of Mario games to go straight to 2007’s Super Mario Galaxy, originally put out for Nintendo’s Wii system. This time, the returning Mario (Chris Pratt), Luigi (Charlie Day), Princess Peach (Anya Taylor-Joy), and Toad (Keegan-Michael Key), now joined by Yoshi (Donald Glover), are sent on a mission to save Princess Rosalina (Brie Larson) from the evil clutches of Bowser Jr. (Benny Safdie), who’s trying to prove his worth to his dad, Bowser (Jack Black).
And that is about as much actual story there is to be found in a film that feels like a slog even at a brief 98 minutes. The filmmakers — directors Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic, co-directors Pierre Leduc and Fabien Polack, and writer Matthew Fogel — have lots of fun inserting references from a bunch of different Mario games, but they pay little attention to giving the characters anything to do that makes sense.
Instead, small groups are shuttled around different points in the galaxy — sometimes using game mechanics, sometimes not — to accomplish minor goals that are forgotten almost as soon as they’re named. Nothing they do rises to the level of exciting or even interesting; everything is merely an excuse to showcase another part of Mario lore for the masses.
It’s impossible to call the filmmaking lazy, as the visuals remain top notch and it’s clear the entire crew put a lot of effort into making every scene as appealing as possible. But the film is certainly cynical, throwing out empty treats like Fox McCloud (Glen Powell) or Bowser Jr.’s magic paintbrush to give Nintendo mega-fans a rush of serotonin without attaching those elements to anything substantial.
This critic has long railed against using big-name actors in voiceover roles, arguing that few people know or care whose voice they’re hearing in animated films. Somehow, this film makes the idea worse, as the voices of people like Key, Glover, and Safdie are changed so that you would never know it’s them, something that’s especially strange for Glover since Yoshi only says one word — “Yoshi.”
Even stranger is that, after making a joke in the first film about Mario not having an Italian accent, Pratt goes in and out of an accent in this film. At least he and Day feel like they’re having fun. Bowser is sidelined for a good amount of this film, giving Black not much to do overall. Taylor-Joy and Larson might as well be anonymous actors for all the impact they make on their roles.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is the worst kind of fan service, delivering a shiny product that might make some people feel good in the moment, but something that is forgotten the second they step out of the theater. If Nintendo is to continue adapting their properties, they’d do well to give their fans a film they want to see more than once.
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now playing in theaters.
