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    Feast your ears: River Oaks Chamber Orchestra's 2012-13 season entices withfresh fiddlers and new conductors

    Joel Luks
    Aug 4, 2012 | 4:00 pm
    • ROCO's 2012-13 season, titled "Feast Your Ears," is a tuneful banquet, somethingthat the group's subscribers have become accustomed to since the orchestra'sinception in 2005.
      Photo by David Brown
    • Founder and oboist Alecia Lawyer's goal in programming concerts is to allow theconductor, soloist and orchestra to bring something personal to audiences.
    • Spanish maestro Josep Caballe-Domenech, last seen with the Texas Music Festivalthis summer, hones in on Argentine works by Arriaga, Ginastera and Turina at theopening concert on Oct. 6-7.
    • Conductor Andre Raphel, music director of the Wheeling Symphony Orchestra, leadsthe final concert on April 20-21.

    There's something about oboists, a je ne sais quoi, perhaps brought on because they are the center of musical attention at the beginning of every orchestra concert — everyone tunes to their pitch, be it dead on point, sharp or flat. Or that regardless of how thunderous a full orchestral texture may be, the poignant timber of this unassuming double reed instrument cuts through with ease.

    Add the archetypal stereotypes of redheads — feisty, fearless and independent — and here comes principal oboist Alecia Lawyer, a femme-musicale-cum-founder of the River Oaks Chamber Orchestra, who has bestowed Houston with a classical music cultural gem that's as badass as every player in the ensemble. And that's on purpose; Lawyer hand picks musicians who have an innate ability to communicate, collaborate and energize.

    Now that there's another ginger gal in the mix, that would be general manager Terri Golas, that the announcement of ROCO's 2012-13 season, titled "Feast Your Ears," is a tuneful banquet is something that the group's subscribers and fans have become accustomed to since the orchestra's inception in 2005. Seven years later, it's full speed ahead for the 40-member troupe.

    Promising "a full season of delicious programming and delightful performances," ROCO brings new conductors and fresh concertmasters to the stage.

    "My goal in programming concerts is to allow the conductor, soloist and orchestra to bring something personal to audiences each concert," Lawyer says about her strategy. "I have a running list of pieces that individuals in the orchestra want to perform. I figure out whose turn it is to solo with the group — which in ROCO's case, that's an instrument other than piano as the soloists are from the orchestra — and ask them which pieces they want to do.

    "I then speak with the conductor for that program to find out what personal favorites he or she has or pieces that have special meaning to him or her, and we tie the program together. I love the distinctly personal flair that comes out of this process for each concert."

    Rotating concertmasters

    "My goal in programming concerts is to allow the conductor, soloist and orchestra to bring something personal to audiences each concert."

    Concertmaster Brian Lewis, professor of violin at the Sarah and Earnest Butler School of Music at the University of Texas at Austin, has been a dominant force leading the ROCO's sound. But as his travels and solo engagements continue to take off, Lawyer has invited others to share in that first chair.

    Among them are Ellen DePasquale, acting associate concertmaster of the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra; Stephanie Sant'Ambrogio, assistant professor of violin and viola at the University of Nevada, Reno; Joseph Swensen, conductor emeritus of the Scottish Chamber Orchestra; and Amy Schwartz Moretti, director of the Robert McDuffie Center for Strings at Mercer University in Georgia.

    "We are not looking at this as a chair to fill, but as another wonderful set of artistic collaborators that could take us in many different directions in form and function," Lawyer explains.

    Lewis will receive the title of lifetime ROCO member.

    ROCO in concert orchestra series

    The "Fiesta!" opening bang (Oct. 6-7) with zestful Spanish maestro Josep Caballe-Domenech, last seen with the Texas Music Festival this summer, hones in on Argentine works by Arriaga, Ginastera and Turina. Piano soloist Anne-Marie McDermott, whose take on Debussy's L'isle joyeuse as part of Da Camera's "Debussy Paris" in March was nothing less than impressionistic fantasy, returns for Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 20. The encore presentation is at a new venue for ROCO, the historic Crighton Theatre in Conroe.

    "Musical Melange and Organ Solo" (Nov. 17) spotlights organist Paul Jacobs in Felix-Alexandre Guilmant's Symphony No.1 for Organ and Orchestra. Edwin Outwater, music director of the Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony in Ontario, Canada, who has been hailed as creative, dynamic and engaging, guides this playbill which includes a piece by Shepherd School of Music faculty Pierre Jalbert and a timeless Haydn symphony.

    Listeners will be hard pressed to find a dirigent on the podium for "A Timeless Feast and Brandenburg No. 2" (Feb. 9-10, 2013). Though Swensen is more than capable with a baton on his hand, he'll use his bow for this conductor-less show, one with familiar and obscure opus like Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 2, Sibelius' Belshazzar's Feast Suite, Handel's Alexander's Feast Overture and Haydn's Symphony No. 101 "The Clock."

    "ROCO is a full 40-piece chamber orchestra that we reassemble as various chamber ensembles. The combination creates a range of exciting experiences and allows audiences to get to know individual musicians."

    ROCO's finale, "Big Bang" (April 20-21, 2013), is appropriately named for the premiere of another commissioned piece. This time, composer Jonathan Leshnoff pens a "bombastic" showstopper for percussionists Matt McClung and Todd Meehan. Maestro André Raphel, music director of the Wheeling Symphony Orchestra, is into works by Beethoven and Mendelssohn.

    Chamber series, Lego style

    "The 'Lego orchestra' strategy we announced last year is coming to fruition this season in major ways," Lawyer explains about the approach in amassing chamber groups. "ROCO is a full 40-piece chamber orchestra that we reassemble through the season as various chamber ensembles, including a string quartet and brass quintet, a flute-viola-harp trio, oboe-cello-flute trio, and so on.

    "The combination creates a range of exciting experiences, from big sound to intimate musical conversations, and allows audiences to get to know individual musicians."

    Gremillion & Co. Fine Art recitals (Oct. 21, Jan. 6, 2013 and March 3, 2013) feature bassoonist Daniel Chrisman, principal bassist Sandor Ostlund and principal trumpet Joseph Foley. At the University of St. Thomas' Cullen Hall, the ROCO String Quartet performs on Nov. 1, Feb. 21, 2013 and April 4, 2013.

    Back this year are the popular "Beer and Brass" at Saint Arnold Brewing Co. (Sept. 18); "Musical and Literary Ofrenda" with Musiqa, Inprint and Lawndale Art Center as part of Dia de los Muertos (Oct. 30); and three performances of Peter and the Wolf with InterActive Theater Company at the Houston Zoo (Jan. 20, 2013).

    ___

    Subscriptions to the four Saturday concerts at The Church of St. John the Divine are $90 and $40 for students; subscriptions to the six chamber concerts at Gremillion & Co. Fine Art and University of St. Thomas are $100 and $50 for students. Families can also add on the ROCOrooters Childcare & Music Education program starting at $140 for one child. Tickets and subscriptions are available by calling 713-665-2700 or online.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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