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    Most Viewed Stories of the week

    Rainbows, corpse flower power & "raging art oldsters" capture the imagination ofCultureMap readers

    Clifford Pugh
    Jul 19, 2010 | 12:00 am
    • Our account of the Texas Vodka Throwdown drew hisses and raves
      Photo by Pauline Alderete
    • The object of everyone's affection
      Photo by Rachel Hanley
    • Dominic Walsh Friday Night Casting is one of a number of young professional artsgroups
      Photo by Elaine Mesker-Garcia
    • How impressive is the Houston skyline?
    • Vote in our Bad Pants competition
    • Everyone loves a double rainbow

    CultureMap readers can't get enough of Lois, the corpse flower. Three of the top five most viewed stories of the past week had to do with the odyssey of the slow-blooming plant. Houston Museum of Natural Science horticulturist Zac Stayton was a virtual unknown before Lois captured the city's attention, but Rachel Hanley's profile of the corpse flower hunk was more popular than my look at Joel Osteen's multi-million dollar mansion.

    But will it ever bloom? We're thinking that maybe Lois needs to be left alone for a while until she's ready.

    Several other columns drew a lot of reaction.

    Nancy Wozny's column on the rise of Young Professional arts groups — she labels it the "Mozart plus Mojito phenomenon" — drew a strong reaction. Nancy bemoaned the fact that arts groups are ignoring "raging oldsters" like herself, and many readers agreed.

    "Good for you for representing us "gizzorettes." Great article--and I know so many of the young people pictured--they rock!" one reader wrote. Another reader plans to form a new group: "Raging Aging Hipster Oldster Smart Artz Klub." That's one group we'd like to join.

    Ralph Bivins' column on the new Gerald Hines skyscraper downtown, MainPlace, postulated that Houston has the most impressive skyline in the nation. That drew raves from Carlos Obano: "Our skyline is one of a kind. Coming from someone who has been to every major city, Houston stands out for sure. Seattle and San Fran both have beautiful skylines, well lit, and picture perfect when combined with topography. Houston does not have that, thus comparing them should only be left for the buildings. Structurally and architectually, Houston highrises are world-class."

    But Joe D. strongly disagreed. "Really? Houston skyline is the most impressive in the nation......What's next, Houston is America's most beautiful city? Or how about how Houston has the lowest crime rate in the U.S., that would be a good article too. Or how about how Houston's public transit system is the best in the country... no, wait, in the world!"

    And Steven Thomson's hilarious account of his experience as a judge at the Texas Vodka Throwdown — the room was hot, the vodka was warm, Steven fizzled as a D-list celebrity and bought some curly fries after he left because he was hungry — drew the ire of organizer Mike Cortez.

    "I find it pretty sad that you point out such petty things to complain about instead of appreciating the hard work I went through to support a local charity. If this was such a waste of your time, you can come see me personally and I will gladly pay you back the $2.49 for your curly fries, I’ll even buy you a bottle of Fiji water since Ozarka is below you, " Cortez wrote.

    But Stella Blanca understood Steven's unique brand of satire completely. "OMG, how prissy can some of you get...this was hilarious and well-written! Mike, he was not insulting you or Bite Me Houston or the event. I mean, really. You'd think someone whose logo is a fork giving the finger would understand snark. Thanks to Steven for an afternoon pick-me-up. My only complaint is I'd like to have the rankings from the contest!"

    At CultureMap, we always welcome your kudos and complaints. And also your votes.

    So take part in our first Culture Poll, in which readers are voting for a pair of bad pants for me to wear to a fashion show to kick off the 13th Annual Bad Pants Open Golf Tournament. Two of the designs by Houston Community College fashion design students are running neck-and-neck, so help break the tie.

    Most-viewed stories of the week July 11-17

    1. Grown man weeps over a double rainbow & the Internet goes bonkers (with must-see video)

    2. Duke Coach Mike Krzyzewski is the real villain in the LeBron James betrayal

    3. Corpse flower power: 50 people near midnight, 16-hour shifts & near-Hannah Montana (or hissing cockroach buzz

    4. It's beginning to bloom: On the scene for Lois the corpse flower's big day

    5. Getting to know corpse flow hunk Zac Stayton

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    1. Undercover arts mama: A Raging Oldster infiltrates those fussed-over Young Professional Groups

    2. Life on the V list: Demystifying the thrill of being a vodka judge

    3. You have the power: Pick the best pair of bad pants

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    Movie Review

    Onslaught's brutal mix of horror, action, comedy can't find its footing

    Alex Bentley
    Sep 3, 2026 | 2:30 pm
    Adria Arjona in Onslaught
    Photo courtesy of A24
    Adria Arjona in Onslaught.

    The most important thing for any movie to establish early on is its tone. No matter the genre, a film needs to make its audience understand how they should feel as the story unfolds so that they’re willing to go along with whatever transpires on screen. A film that doesn't do that, such as the new Onslaught, runs the risk of failing to connect with viewers even if it has some interesting or fun elements to offer.

    One of the biggest issues for the movie is that it fails to fully invest in its main character, Celeste (Adriana Arjona). She’s a military veteran who now lives in and manages a desert trailer park, which is filled with a motley crew of offbeat people. She also has a contentious relationship with her ex, who unexpectedly drops off their daughter, Daisy (Blake Kennedy), soon after the film begins.

    Celeste has a stash of high-powered weapons, showing she hasn’t left her former career fully behind. Her expertise comes in handy when something goes wrong at a nearby military contractor facility run by Hans Kemmler (Dan Stevens), and a trio of super soldiers escapes into the wild. Trained to kill everyone in their path, it’s not long before they set their glowing eyes on the trailer park.

    Directed by Adam Wingard and written by Simon Barrett, the film has elements of horror, action, and comedy, but the filmmakers struggle in finding the right combination of the three. Wingard and Barrett divide the film’s focus between the trailer park and the military facility for a long time at the beginning of the film, and the quirkiness of people at the former mixed with the bold weirdness of the people at the latter keep viewers off balance in a bad way.

    Once they finally settle into the main part of the story where the super soldiers go on a rampage, the filmmakers overpromise and underdeliver. The showdown between a seemingly unstoppable group and an angry woman and her band of misfits seems destined to be highly entertaining, but comes off as underwhelming. The sequence is filled with brutality with no meaning and heroics that feel more accidental than purposeful.

    The ham-fisted way in which the story plays out is disappointing since the film has a bunch of characters who could have been great if used properly. The trauma of Celeste’s military career and personal life are hinted at, but don’t come into play as much as expected. Hans and his wife Hanna (Rebecca Hall) are completely off-the-wall, but their eccentricities seem to be apropos of nothing. The super soldiers are initially intimidating, but the climactic sequence undercuts them significantly.

    Arjona has yet to fully break out despite some good roles in Hit Man and the Disney+ show Andor. She makes for a good lead here, embodying the toughness of a military veteran while still being relatable. Stevens and Hall go all in with their bonkers characters, but the story doesn’t serve them well. Comic relief comes in the form of Reginald VelJohnson and Eric Wareheim, and they do a great job in smaller roles.

    A movie like Onslaught is typically one where the audience just turns off their brains and enjoys the carnage. But Wingard and Barrett try a little too hard by throwing in oddball characters that don’t add much to the story, forgetting to pay enough attention to the mechanics of the plot in the process.

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    Onslaught opens in theaters on September 4.

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