Selling your sense
Vienna Girardi turns back into Bachelor villainess with her Jake attack
But onto the interview: "Jake's a big gay monster!" claims the cover. OK, I added the "big" (also the "gay") but Vienna's take has us wondering whether the two did, in fact, diddle.
Vienna claims the breakup stemmed from Jake Pavelka's refusal to "be intimate," for four months. She ran off a litany of excuses he gave her — including that he wanted to wait until marriage (though she implies that they had "been intimate" before) and that he was fasting (we assume for Dancing with the Stars).
Vagina-resistant, fasting, and ballroom dancing? In the words of Rich Juzwiak, "I'm not saying you're gay, but, you're probably gay!"
Vienna's reportedly already moved on with Greek star Gregory Michael, but she cannot help but continue to grab at headlines. Look for Jake's sob story next.