You knew it was coming
The buzz in your pocket: The vuvuzela becomes even more portable & annoying
Raise your hand if, before the onslaught of World Cup hysteria, you hadn't the faintest idea exactly what a "vuvuzela" was. We'll give you extra credit if you had creative theories, though.
Now raise your hand if, despite worldwide revulsion for the traditional South African stadium instrument, you are secretly fascinated with the vuvuzela, you bemoan your upbringing as an American footy fan, and you vow to find a way to never deprive your offspring of such effective noisemaking.
If your hand is still raised, have we ever got an app for you.
For you shall long no more for the replication of the ultimate noisemaker! All you need, yet again, is all you need in life — an iPhone.
Vuvuzela enviers finally have something much more than a scoreboard to cheer about. Over 20, to be less than exact. There are over 20 iPhone apps that will put the power of the vuvuzela in the palm of your hand. GOOOOOOOAL!
Sound the horns for technology! Its beauty never ceases to deafen us.