Embarrassing Celebrity Spawn
The link between Weston Cage, Montana Fishburne and that ridiculous roundhousekick
Weston Cage's now-famous restaurant meltdown, in which he attempts to roundhouse kick his personal trainer over not being permitted to order a menu item, has rocketed him to the No. 1 spot on our list of most embarrassing celebrity children.
If you haven't seen the video yet, it's a must-watch as Weston's much-smaller trainer easily subdues him on a sunny Los Angeles sidewalk, prompting passersby to film the incident and Weston's father, Nicolas Cage, to undoubtedly shake his head in disgust.
At least Cage can commiserate with the parents of these other five screwed-up celebrity spawn:
Chester Hanks — Tom Hanks' son, a student at Northwestern University, has taken to rapping under the pseudonym Chet Haze. We think Tom's the kind of dude who'd be supportive of a career in the arts, but Haze's lifted lyrics and total regurgitation — like with his school pride-inspired version of Wiz Khalifa's "Black and Yellow," "White and Purple" — amount to abject humiliation.
Kimberly + Sean Stewart — The brother-and-sister duo of Sean and Kimberly Stewart cast a shadow of shame over their father Rod Stewart's more than 40-year career. First there are Sean's assault charges, his stint on Celebrity Rehab and that heinous Sons of Hollywood, and then daughter Kim's own antics, which culminated this year in a surprise pregnancy with actor Benicio del Torro, with whom she "is not, and was never" a couple.
Cameron Douglas — Michael Douglas' son, Cameron, has a history of drug abuse, but his most embarrassing moment came in August 2009 when he got busted for having his girlfriend smuggle him drugs in prison via an electric toothbrush.
Redmond O'Neal — Redmond gets a touch of sympathy from us because, as with Weston Cage, his famous father is pretty adept at embarrassing himself. Redmond was arrested along with dad Ryan O'Neal in 2008 for possession of methamphetamines, and as a result, had to visit his dying mother, Farrah Fawcett, in shackles.
Montana Fishburne — Daughter of Oscar-nominated actor Laurence Fishburne, Montana Fishburne was born with a world of opportunity at her feet. Instead, Montana embraced a career in porn, much to the public dismay of her dad.
Worse? She cites Kim Kardashian as her role model and inspiration. How embarrassing.