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    Rockin' harpsichord & forbidden tunes: Ars Lyrica's Matthew Dirst goes to thedark side for season finale

    Joel Luks
    Jun 9, 2011 | 9:00 am
    • Ars Lyrica's artistic director Matthew Dirst is a bad ass of the harpsichord andorgan.
      Photo by Anthony Rathbun
    • Countertenor and pop singer Ryland Angel makes his Ars Lyrica debut with"Forbidden Pleasures."
    • Melissa Givens
      Photo by Anthony Rathbun
    • From "Musical Resolutions" December 2010, Ars Lyrica's ensemble is a robustgroup of early music professional musicians.
      Photo by Anthony Rathbun

    When I received an invitation to hear Ars Lyrica's artistic director and harpsichord bad ass Matthew Dirst tickle the ivories to the tune of Johann Sebastian Bach's Partitas No. 3 & 4 at the home of William Pannill Sunday, I quickly jumped at the opportunity.

    Pannill owns a rare collection of period music instruments. Among them are a clavichord, viols, viola de gamba and three harpsichords — one of them a German 18th-century double-manual commissioned recently from Hubbard Harpsichords.

    Listening to Bach's keyboard works in the way they were originally intended — on an instrument built based on a pre-1740 design by Hieronymus Albrecht Hass — proved to be an intense experience. The small, intimate space allowed even the most minute of subtleties to be heard clearly.

    Dirst played with superhuman virtuosity and refined strength, towering over the instrument as it were a toy.

    Compared to the modern piano, the harpsichord does not project as well, does not sustain its sound (it decays quickly) and the volume of each note is set. It makes no difference if a key is stricken quickly, with force, or gently.

    To be an artist on the instrument requires greater creativity. Dirst experimented with time and placement, but only to a point as to not disturb the flow of the phrase.

    If a piano offers, for a lack of a better term, more, why would we care to listen to music in what could be considered an antiquated instrument?

    For those present, the answer was clear. Because it rocks.

    In between the performance and while preparing for Ars Lyrica's final concert of the 2010-11 season, CultureMap talked to Dirst about his interest in early music, the harpsichord, and about his upcoming concert on Friday.

    CultureMap: For the audience, listening to the music of Bach up close and personal on a harpsichord evokes the spirit of the era. The subtle nuances and colors are quite present. I would imagine as an accomplished keyboardist, you have experimented playing these pieces also on the modern piano. How does the feel differ?

    Matthew Dirst: Playing Bach on piano and harpsichord are completely different experiences. The piano is such a different animal. Some Partitas I have learned first on the harpsichord, others, on piano. But for me, it is most satisfying performing them on the harpsichord because of all the subtleties in the sound. Some movements however, like the Allemande of the E Major Partita, work very well on the modern instrument.

    CM: So, is Bach on piano a good idea? Or blasphemous?

    MD: I can't say this for all composers, but Bach's music is pretty much indestructable. The musical patterns are so strong that it transfers well to any instrument. Bach himself actually did this for a few of his compositions, so it seems natural to do so. However, I get more satisfaction from performing the Partitas on harpsichord. I enjoy the gradations, subtleties, timing possibilities, and it feels the best for me. But the music is strong enough that it would survive on any instrument.

    CM: I would imagine that, like most musicians that specialize in early music, you started with modern piano and switched at some point to harpsichord and organ. What attracted you most about the early music aesthetic?

    MD: I became interested in the organ when I was a kid. My mother was a church organist and I began playing the organ when I was old enough to reach the (foot) pedals. The early music interest came later in life, during my masters degree at Southern Methodist University.

    CM: We tend to think of early music as genteel, sophisticated and perhaps laid back. In Ars Lyrica's upcoming concert titled "Forbidden Pleasures," you are featuring music by Alessandro Scarlatti that was banned during the opera prohibition in Rome. What was about the music that was so shocking?

    MD: It was not the compositions themselves, but mainly the operatic genre. The Pope had declared that opera could not be performed publicly, so composers and musicians found different venues to fill the musical gap.

    CM: Will we hear works from Ars Lyrica's recording Alessandro Scarlatti: Euridice dall’Inferno / La Concettione della Beata Vergine on the Naxos label?

    MD: We will perform one of Scarlatti's Cello Sonatas from the recording. The rest is new music to us.

    CM: Melissa Givens is a local favorite who you are bringing back for this concert. Countertenor Ryland Angel is making his Ars Lyrica debut. What do you love most about working with these two artists?

    MD: Ryland and I had a chance to work last year and we really liked working together. I already had the program on the books, and he seemed like the perfect fit. He is an amazing artist with a distinguished career in Europe and America and has put out a lot of recordings. He also works as a pop singer. He communicates really well and has a beautiful voice.

    Melissa is one of the company's favorites. We have been working with her for some time. She is an agile soprano with a clear bell-like sound. She's very unique, a delightful audience favorite.

    Ars Lyrica "Forbidden Pleasures" is on Friday, 7:30 p.m. at the Hobby Center for the Performing Arts. Tickets start at $31.25, with discounts available for students with ID.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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