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    Steve Ballmer for The Surreal Life?

    Is Microsoft so over? Apple needs to forget weak competitor and take on Exxon

    Fayza A. Elmostehi
    Fayza A. Elmostehi
    May 28, 2010 | 2:24 pm
    Om nom nom, Microsoft is so tasty!

    We'd like to request a moment of silence, please. Because the messenger that had to break it to CEO Steve Ballmer that Microsoft drools and Apple rules was undoubtedly shot.

    In news that Steve Jobs disciples have known for years (and confirmation of which Microsoftonians have dreaded), Apple has officially been declared more awesome than Microsoft.

    Next on CultureMap? Grass is green. Erica Rose is rich. Houston is hot. Breaking, we know.

    All quips aside, now that Apple has been publicly outed for its fabulosity (having passed its main competitor on the NASDQ to become the leading technology company in the world), you're probably wondering, "What does this mean, anyway?"

    Well, don't most washed up celebrities find their homes on reality television? We think Microsoft execs could now probably convince the producers of The Surreal Life that they need to star in a seventh season, don't you? At the very least.

    In all seriousness (sort of), it means that Apple shot past Microsoft as the world's biggest tech company based on market value. A bunch of other things happened with percentages and acronyms, but suffice it to say, when the stockbrokers put their Blackberries back on the chargers at the end of the day, Apple was the undisputed victor in the Clash of the Tech Titans.

    Not to mention that Apple's now the second-largest American company, behind oil behemoth Exxon Mobil. A domination which we're sure will be rectified soon, once our cars are equipped with Mr. Fusions. Fingers crossed that's before 2012.

    But if you think Microsoft's going to take this one lying down, think again. Ballmer quickly shook off his Microsoft Bob blues via denial (maybe by plugging into his Zune?), and is rumored to be joining Apple's CEO Steve Jobs as the keynote speaker at this year's Apple Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC, if you're nasty).

    Cyberfiends, your wildest digital dreams are set to manifest themselves in reality! But don't worry — that'll never apply to World of Warcraft. Phew.

    If ever there was a case to be made for virtual mud wrestling, please-oh-please let this be the guinea pig. Battle of the Two Steves! Steve vs. Steve — The Ultimate Deathmatch!

    Our bets for wielding a worldwide web whipping are on the Jobsinator. Apple's graphical assault would kick Microsoft all the way back to the Millenium Edition.

    Watch out, Exxon. You're next.

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    Movie Review

    New movie Friendship pairs Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd in a bizarre bromance

    Alex Bentley
    May 16, 2025 | 3:30 pm
    Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd in Friendship
    Photo courtesy of A24
    Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd in Friendship.

    Comedian Tim Robinson has gained a cult following thanks to series like Detroiters and I Think You Should Leave, in which his brand of cringe comedy is on full display. The former Saturday Night Live writer/performer has had a few small movie roles over the years, but he’s now getting his first starring role in the off-kilter Friendship.

    Robinson plays Craig, a mild-mannered suburbanite with a wife, Tami (Kate Mara), and son, Steven (Jack Dylan Grazer). Craig has a boring life that involves little more than going to his middle manager job while wearing the same clothes day after day, anticipating the next Marvel movie, and helping Tami out with her at-home floral business.

    He gets a jolt of energy when Austin (Paul Rudd) moves into the neighborhood. The two men seem to hit it off, with Austin — a weatherman at a local TV channel — even taking Craig on a couple of impromptu adventures. But when Craig commits a couple of faux pas at a group gathering at Austin’s house, their bond starts to fracture.

    Even though the film is written and directed by Andrew DeYoung, it’s clear that Robinson had a big influence on the style of comedy it features. There are no big set pieces with a slew of jokes coming one after another. Instead, the film forces the audience to try to vibe with the very particular type of wavelength it’s giving off, one that could almost be called anti-comedy for the way the laughs come out of left field.

    The 100-minute film is full of random comedic moments, like Steven kissing Tami on the lips, Craig being obsessed with his plain brown clothes, a group sing-along, and more. More often than not, it’s the way Craig reacts to both normal and abnormal situations that gets the laughs. The character is needy and oblivious, two traits that combine to make many of his actions cringeworthy.

    Perhaps most importantly for this type of movie, many things in the story go unexplained or don’t make sense. Seemingly crucial elements are brought up only to fade away just as quickly, while other parts that appeared to be throwaway sections get callbacks later in the film. DeYoung and Robinson are determined to keep the audience on their toes the entire time, never knowing what to expect next.

    Robinson has the perfect face for a story like this, one that’s bland enough to blend into the background but memorable enough to sell the jokes. His demeanor is also excellent, never becoming too expressive, even when he gets angry. With long hair, a mustache, and a certain swagger, Rudd is a great complement to Robinson. Only in a film like this would an everyman like Rudd be considered the suave and cool one.

    There will be some that will see Friendship and come away wondering what the hell they just watched. But anyone who goes in knowing that they’re about to witness a comedy that challenges their sensibilities will likely have a great time.

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    Friendship is now playing in select theaters.

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