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    Nonsense Nantz

    Oh my God: Get over Tiger Woods swearing at the Masters

    Chris Baldwin
    Apr 11, 2010 | 1:04 am

    Yes, Tiger Woods swore on the golf course during the third round of the Masters. No, this doesn't qualify as a major scandal, a monumental disappointment or shockingly bad news. This isn't Justin Timberlake ripping off Janet Jackson's top on national TV.

    Which of course, you'd never know from watching TV right now or reading any Masters analysis. Because almost everyone is outraged that Woods supposedly broke his promise to be a New Tiger in his return.

    Look, if you want to think that Tiger is a creep because he cheated around on his wife with every two-bit porn star, Perkins waitress and college-aged neighbor he could find, you're spot on. If it makes you feel good to wish ill on the world's greatest golfer, that's your right. But to try and turn a few minor bad words spoken in the anger of intense athletic competition into some type of capital character flaw is akin to Tasering someone for jaywalking.

    Blowhards like the University of Houston's own Jim Nantz aren't upset that Tiger swore. They overlooked his outbursts for years and years and years. No, they're mad at Tiger because he got caught cheating and created a tabloid story that they don't want any part of. So, they scold him for his language behavior.

    Please. The whole thing is faker than your average Mike Krzyzewski press conference.

    Tiger didn't prove anything Saturday — except that he still cares an awful lot about what he does for a living. His big sin (on the golf course) Saturday consisted of blaring out, "Tiger, you suck" after a poor shot (for him) on the sixth hole and following that up with a "God dammit" that the CBS microphones pickled up. He also shouted out "God" in disgust on another hole.

    Guess, Woods needs to apologize to all the Catechism teachers in the world too now.

    This is what had Nantz and Nick Faldo — who should be ashamed of himself, because unlike Nantz he's way too with it not to know how fake this came across — shaking their heads so solemnly in reproach. How absurd is this as a scandal? What's next, Tiger's chastised for not being a better recycler.

    Woods didn't even break his New Tiger promise. The most offensive thing about Tiger's behavior in recent years wasn't the swearing or even the club slams (and there they have been a few of those as well at Augusta National). No, the real issue was the childish way he'd try to intimidate his professional peers. The low point for Tiger as a competitor came at last summer's PGA Championship when he leaned into Y.E. Yang's view as Yang was putting, trying to distract a guy that he couldn't beat fair and square on that day.

    Nantz didn't utter three words about that at the time. Neither did most of the other sudden Tiger swear police members.

    These fools only found their voice after Woods had been humiliated in his personal life.

    So no, Tiger didn't let down your kids, himself or America with that shockingly mild profanity. But if you don't like him, you can still look forward to the fact that his personal nemesis (the Houston friendly) Phil Mickelson is probably going to steal all the storylines in Tiger's return tournament.

    If that happens, you can bet that Tiger will take Lefty's name in vain too.

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    Movie Review

    Star TV producer James L. Brooks stumbles with meandering movie Ella McCay

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 12, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Emma Mackey in Ella McCay
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    Emma Mackey in Ella McCay.

    The impact that writer/director/producer James L. Brooks has made on Hollywood cannot be understated. The 85-year-old created The Mary Tyler Moore Show, personally won three Oscars for Terms of Endearment, and was one of the driving forces behind The Simpsons, among many other credits. Now, 15 years after his last movie, he’s back in the directing chair with Ella McCay.

    The similarly-named Emma Mackey plays Ella, a 34-year-old lieutenant governor of an unnamed state in 2008 who’s on the verge of becoming governor when Governor Bill (Albert Brooks) gets picked to be a member of the president’s Cabinet. What should be a happy time is sullied by her needy husband, Ryan (Jack Lowden), her agoraphobic brother, Casey (Spike Fearn), and her perpetually-cheating father, Eddie (Woody Harrelson).

    Despite the trio of men competing to bring her down, Ella remains an unapologetic optimist, an attitude bolstered by her aunt Helen (Jamie Lee Curtis), her assistant Estelle (Julie Kavner), and her police escort, Trooper Nash (Kumail Nanjiani). The film follows her over a few days as she navigates the perils of governing, the distractions her family brings, and the expectations being thrust upon her by many different people.

    Brooks, who wrote and directed the film, is all over the place with his storytelling. What at first seems to be a straightforward story about Ella and her various issues soon starts meandering into areas that, while related to Ella, don’t make the film better. Prime among them are her brother and father, who are given a relatively small amount of screentime in comparison to the importance they have in her life. This is compounded by a confounding subplot in which Casey tries to win back his girlfriend, Susan (Ayo Edebiri).

    Then there’s the whole political side of the story, which never finds its focus and is stuck in the past. Though it’s never stated explicitly, Ella and Governor Bill appear to be Democrats, especially given a signature program Ella pushes to help mothers in need. But if Brooks was trying to provide an antidote to the current real world politics, he doesn’t succeed, as Ella’s full goals are never clear. He also inexplicably shows her boring her fellow lawmakers to tears, a strange trait to give the person for whom the audience is supposed to be rooting.

    What saves the movie from being an all-out train wreck is the performances of Mackey and Curtis. Mackey, best known for the Netflix show Sex Education, has an assured confidence to her that keeps the character interesting and likable even when the story goes downhill. Curtis, who has tended to go over-the-top with her roles in recent years, tones it down, offering a warm place of comfort for Ella to turn to when she needs it. The two complement each other very well and are the best parts of the movie by far.

    Brooks puts much more effort into his female actors, including Kavner, who, even though she serves as an unnecessary narrator, gets most of the best laugh lines in the film. Harrelson is capable of playing a great cad, but his character here isn’t fleshed out enough. Fearn is super annoying in his role, and Lowden isn’t much better, although that could be mostly due to what his character is called to do. Were it not for the always-great Brooks and Nanjiani, the movie might be devoid of good male performances.

    Brooks has made many great TV shows and movies in his 60+ year career, but Ella McCay is a far cry from his best. The only positive that comes out of it is the boosting of Mackey, who proves herself capable of not only leading a film, but also elevating one that would otherwise be a slog to get through.

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    Ella McCay opens in theaters on December 12.

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